California King

Back the fuck up, get out of here.

- - Lock the door, lock the door, lock the door.

What the hell are you fuckers doing on private property?

I don't take kindly to strangers,

especially those who don't respect a man's law.

He has a gun.

Thank you for the identification, Wyatt.

I know what a gun looks like.

Right over here, this lawn.

-That, that one? -

Oh my God! Oh my God!

-Get us outta Go, go, go, go! -I'm trying, I'm trying!

You're late, Wyatt.

Sorry. Who should I help first?

It's the principal of it.

Did you pay attention to my business fundamental seminars?

Not even a little bit.

Well, Cliff Notes,

show up on time and don't make a mess.

It's kinda hard to get around ever since I had to sell my bike, you know?

Maybe if I didn't have to walk everywhere, I don't know.

Maybe I wouldn't be so late.

Listen, for the last time, I'm not loaning you any more money.

Get off the bed, come on.

Things have just been a little tight.

Ever since my window cocking venture went belly up.

Window cocking? You really didn't see that coming?

You gotta take risks as an entrepreneur, you know this, Perry.

Get off the new Serapina Pearl.

I'm just looking out for you.

You've got all that cash saved.

You need a plan in life. If I keep loaning you the money,

you'll never learn to be financially responsible.

Yeah, but I'm okay with that.

Hello, Miss Duverday. How are you?

You're being a real dick, you know?

I mean, your best friend's in real trouble here.

What? What is that?

Miss Duverday.

No, behind her.

Honestly, this is a vibe.

A vibe? Yeah, the vibe is graffiti and vandalism.

It's art, that's what it is.

-Art? -This is hot stuff, man.

No, it needs to be gone by the end of the day.

I'll clean it off for three grand, how about that?

For three grand, you'll clean it off?

You work here, clean it off for free.

May 5th, 2022, third case of destruction

in the last 28 days.

What was that for?

The record.

The record of what?

Just the record.

God, Jesus Christ.

How do you expect to do any business

with this pornography emblazoned on the store?

I'm deeply offended.

Flip phone.

I need to go down to the station and give Martin a piece of my mind.

This is just out of hand.

Going on Yelp.

All right, I'm leaving.

Get out of the street, Perry!

Are you sure?

This is the right place?

Hello?

Hello?

Martin!

Oh, you're not Martin.

Martin.

-Denver. -Shit Stain.

Whatever it is, I don't care. Who are you?

Lieutenant Leila Forbes.

We spoke on the phone, sir.

I'm the lateral transfer from Columbus.

Right,, new girl.

-Gotta go. -Drug bust!

You really shouldn't be waving your gun around inside like a fool.

-Okay. -Denver, let's go.

-Might need a refresher on gun safety. -Maybe.

Martin. Can we talk about this graffiti situation?

-Denver said he would handle it. It's not being handled-- -Absolutely.

I guess the drug bust we've been planning for eight months is just gonna have to wait.

Am I coming?

Didn't you just hear?

There's a graffiti artists on the loose.

Welcome to Nice.

I thought it was Nice.

Nope, that's the French one.

Just like the colors and everything are just so beautiful.

You guys remember seeing any suspicious figures hanging around?

You mean other than this guy?

Ayee.

-I'm not-- -

For fucking--Shit bag cock-sucking piece of shit!

-Son of a whore! -What's with him?

You ever been in love, Lieutenant?

Fuck!

Apparently not.

Been going on for years.

-Hey! -I'm good. I'm aware, yep

Looks like Lynette could use some help.

So.

How're uh, things going with-

Denver?

Dumped his ass. He's a dick.

Deputy douchebag.

Gotta shed that toxic energy, you know?

I know what you mean.

I take a ton of vitamin C.

-How's it going with that tire? -Almost done.

Just a little more of this.

So if you had to take three albums, not songs,

albums to a deserted island, which albums would they be?

How about I call a tow truck?

You know, he's a dick, but Denver's pretty good with flats. I could--

No, Denver's not good with flats. I'm great with flats. Don't worry.

Honestly, between you and me, I'd probably go with 808s and Heartbreak.

-It's not a big deal. I could get him here. -You're panicking.

The new Kanye, it's-

Too many antics.

Look, I really appreciate this, Perry.

But I look pretty good today, so I'm just gonna call him.

No, don't call him. Don't worry, I got it.

Why am I even on a deserted island, though?

Almost.

It's not like I had money to travel with.

Oh my fucking God.

There.

-Nice. -See?

-Yeah. -Done.

Uh-oh.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Come on, Perry.

Ladies and gentlemen, Perry Phillips.

All right.

They should be coming from the--

From the South?

Oh, now I'm in Arizona.

Did you say Arizona?

No, I didn't say Arizona.

Routing to Arizona.

Oh, no, don't route me anywhere, you piece of shit. Why is it doing this?

You've got it hooked up to Bluetooth, sir.

Fuck Bluetooth.

Default setting.

Ooh, ooh, there, there.

Banking west. Nose down.

Drive, drive.

Woo!

Sheriff Martin Mills, all precincts,

be advised that the drop is happening

in the open lot near Harbor Lane.

Yeah, this is Cal from Lakeport.

This another Zane roll out?

10-4, we got a good tip.

Yeah, this is Tylers, over at Harbin Springs.

Johnson over here is known to have a good tip too.

All right, well, fuck you guys.

-Sheriff. -It's all right, just drive.

No, no, no, Sheriff. It's not landed.

Fuck!

Ten years chasing this fucking guy.

What am I missing?

There's two types of people in this world.

The do-ers,

and the watchers.

And the fuckers like us who take their shit

while they're doing and watching.

Genius boss, absolute genius.

Your brother's a genius.

Can you just land this thing.

You know, it takes a little more finesse than that.

Oh, shit.

Bre-Brenda.

Uh-huh.

Take it, take it.

Someone, please tell me that wasn't my 20 grand

worth of oxy that just splashed down the fucking lake.

Uh...

okay. Uh.

We might not have much to talk about otherwise.

Oh, shit.

Hey, boss.

Someone's going in that lake to get my pills.

Oh, what the fuck?

Oh shit.

Didn't think you'd float.

-Really, the coupons? -Not like they've gotten used.

Yeah, but they're not even soaking anything up.

You're just moving moisture around everywhere. It's like--

I think that says more about quality of the coupons you got than my strategy.

Does it?

Yeah, I think so.

Hey, boys.

Hey, could you help my brother get something from my car for me?

Why can't he do it?

Go.

Okay.