Killer Holiday

- ( liquid dripping ) - ( voices whispering )

Man's voice: I CAN STILL HEAR HER LAUGHING.

Girl: * THE ITSY-BITSY SPIDER...

- ( screams ) - * WENT UP THE WATER SPOUT

- * DOWN CAME THE RAIN... - Child: NO!

- * AND WASHED THE SPIDER OUT... * - ( screams )

Girl's voice: I TRIED TO SCREAM.

- NO! - Man: SHE NEEDS ME TO SAVE HER.

Girl's voice: DID YOU HURT SOMEONE?

HOLY SHIT. PARTY!

HEY, MAKE SURE WE DON'T THROW YOUR ASS OUT ON THE HIGHWAY.

Girl: GROSS.

HONEY, HAVE YOU SEEN MY BLUE TIE?

I'M GONNA NEED THAT FOR THE JENKIN'S PARTY.

WHICH, BY THE WAY, I'M NOT SURE I REALLY WANT TO GO TO.

- WHAT DO YOU THINK? - THINK FAST.

A LOT OF SITTING AROUND THAT PIANO AND SINGING.

- ( hyperventilating ) - CAN YOU JUST GO FOR US?

- ( knife squelching ) - ( muffled screams )

- ( screaming ) - ( heavy metal music playing )

SPRING BREAK!

HEY, TAYLOR, COME ON, CLIMB IN!

Taylor: OH YEAH, THAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN!

- Boy: TAYLOR! - HEY, MADDY.

- Maddy: WHATEVER. - SEE YOU TONIGHT FOR THE PARTY!

- Boys: PARTY! - THERE WERE LIKE 20 GUYS IN THAT CAR!

CAN I RIDE WITH YOU GUYS?

YEAH YEAH.

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOUR PARENTS ARE LETTING YOU DO THIS.

IT'S BEEN A YEAR.

DON'T TOUCH MY GUITAR, ALL RIGHT?

I'LL PUT IT IN MYSELF.

* ALL THE WAY, ALL THE WAY, ALL THE WAY *

* ALL THE WAY, ALL THE WAY, ALL THE WAY *

* FIGHT YOU ALL THE WAY!

MMM, YOU'VE GOT SUCH A PRETTY DAUGHTER.

HOW ABOUT WE VIDEOTAPE THIS?

LOOK AT YOU. YOU HAVING FUN?

- ( sobbing ) - COME ON, YOU HAVE TO LOOK AT ME.

- LOOK AT ME! - ( screaming )

YEAH, I LIKE THAT. SMILE.

REACT!

- ( whimpering ) - LOOK AT ME.

- ( rock music playing ) - ...SAY THAT.

HEY, MADDY,

HELP ME CONVINCE CAMMI TO COME WITH US.

OH, YOU HAVE TO COME!

SHE HAS TO COME, RIGHT, TAYLOR?

I don't know.

DERRICK, GET THAT THING OUT OF MY FACE!

- YEAH, DERRICK! - You're going to be wearing that in a minute, pervert.

YEAH, WHAT, DO YOU JUST EXPECT US TO, LIKE,

TAKE OFF OUR SHIRTS OR SOMETHING?

OHHHH HO HO.

YEAH, THAT'S IT. GUYS ARE SLEEPING IN THE TENTS OUTSIDE TONIGHT.

ARE YOU GOING TO HELP ME PITCH MY TENT, TAYLOR?

EWWW!

HELP ME WITH MY TENT POLE, TAYLOR!

- ALL INCH OF IT? CLASSY. - EW, SO GROSS.

WE WANT YOU TO COME WITH US!

BESIDES, WE NEED ANOTHER GIRL.

UHH, I DON'T KNOW.

I HAVE SO MUCH SCHOOL STUFF TO DO AND I JUST CAN'T COME.

- COME ON. - YEAH, WE'LL COME HOME A DAY EARLY.

OH MY GOD, HE'S SO HOT!

H-HEY, HOW'S MY LAB PARTNER?

HEY, DYLAN.

- HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON? - Boys: WHAT UP, DYLAN?

- HEY, DYLAN. - Dylan: OH, WHAT UP, MAN?

- I GUESS I COULD COME. - HA HA!

- DOES THIS BOTHER YOU, HUH? - ( woman whimpering )

- THIS? - ( squelching )

- HUH? AWWW, HERE. - ( bone cracking )

AHH!

I'M GOING TO TAKE THIS TAPE OFF,

BUT IF YOU SAY SOMETHING, ONE WORD, I'M GOING TO HAVE TO KILL YOU.

PHOTO OP! LINE UP, EVERYONE.

- WHAT? - LINE UP-- PHOTO OP!

I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU A CHANCE TO LEAVE,

TO THE COUNT OF 10.

ARE YOU READY?

OKAY OKAY, ONE...

- ONE... - ( gasping )

TWO...

TWO...

- THREE. ( stabs ) - ( shouts )

THREE!

My probation's over. I'm ready to party!

- ( cheers, hoots ) - YEAH, YOU MADE IT A WHOLE YEAR

WITHOUT GETTING ARRESTED AGAIN.

ADAM!

HEY, IS THAT YOUR PARENTS?

TOAST TO THE BEST TRIP EVER!

GOODBYE.

LOVE YOU TOO.

AREN'T YOUR PARENTS GOING TO COME OUT?

THEY WERE SUCH A PAIN IN THE ASS.

- IT TOOK HOURS BEFORE THEY'D EVEN ALLOW ME TO GO. - ( RV starts )

YOU HAVE REALLY NICE PARENTS!

- Boy: ROAD TRIP! - ( hooting )

- Derrick: HERE'S TO A KILLER HOLIDAY! - Taylor: YEAH, PLAY!

- POOLSIDE, NICE! - Adam: COME ON, TREVOR, HIT IT!

- ROAD TRIP! - WHOO!

* IT WAS MURDER

* AND 98° *

* BARELY ENOUGH

* TO WARM MY SOUL

* IT WAS MURDER--

Taylor: ARE YOU OKAY?

- I'M COLD. - YOU'RE COLD?

IT'S 100 FREAKING DEGREES IN HERE AND YOU'RE COLD?

JUST CHILLED.

I GET THAT SOMETIMES.

YEAH.

HERE.

IT WAS MY MOM'S.

- IT'S BEEN IN HERE FOREVER. - THANKS.

- SHIT! OW. - OH.

HERE, TAKE IT.

IT'S BEAUTIFUL.

CAMMI...

DON'T WIMP OUT ON ME NOW.

WOW, IT'S LIKE, A YEAR AGO,

YOU WERE THIS SHY LITTLE THING,

NOW HERE YOU ARE TEARING IT UP AT SPRING BREAK.

YEAH, AND A YEAR AGO YOU WERE IN JUVIE.

GOOD THING I TURNED MY LIFE AROUND, HUH?

* FULL OF IT

* FULL OF IT

* FULL OF IT

* I'M FULL OF POWER, I'M FULL OF STRENGTH *

* I GOT A LONG ASS LIST OF PEOPLE TO THANK *

* YEAH, MAN, FULL OF IT

* FULL OF IT

- * FULL OF IT! - THEY HAVE LIKE A HUGE BOW ON THEM.

RIGHT? THEY'RE SO CUTE.

THERE'S THESE NEW SHOES I WANT TO GET AND THEY'RE JUST LIKE THIS.

- FUSE! PUFFY, OKO, GET BACK HERE NOW. - ( barking )

- WHERE ARE YOU GOING? - NOW.

- ( barking continues ) - PUFFY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

OKO, FUSE!

- FUSE! - WHAT ARE THEY DOING RIGHT NOW?

- ( thunder rumbling ) - ( rain pattering )

HEY, WATCH OUT, DERRICK. DUHHH!

HEY YO, ROCK STAR.

YOU TRYING TO TEXT ME?

YEAH, BECAUSE I TEXT YOU ALL THE TIME, ADAM, HMM?

- WE SHOULD START EARLY. - PRE-GAME?

- LET'S DO IT! - YOU THINK HE'LL SELL US BEER?

LET'S GO!

- LET ME SEE. - GET OFF!

OWW! MADDY!

SHIT! MY FOOT!

I'M SORRY.

IT'S NOT FUNNY!

- ( scoffs ) - TAYLOR, I WASN'T LAUGHING AT YOU.

WHAT HAPPENED?

- ARE YOU OKAY? - ( Maddy scoffs ) I GUESS!

SHE'S OKAY. SHE'S JUST--

HER PARENTS HAVEN'T BEEN REALLY PAYING ATTENTION TO HER SINCE SHE GOT BACK.

- SHE'S REALLY TRYING. - Adam: I DON'T KNOW.

I KNEW HER A YEAR AGO AND SHE WAS JUST LIKE THAT.

- ( chuckles ) - NICE, ADAM.

HEY!

Trevor: SHIT, OUT HERE, Y'ALL.

- I'M WILD JACK. - ( guys chuckle )

COME ON, GATHER ROUND, GATHER ROUND NOW.

YOU NEED TO ASK YOURSELF A QUESTION.

HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE A BOA CONSTRICTOR

BIG ENOUGH TO EAT A MAN? HELLO.

WHEN YOU COME TO WILD JACK'S YOU'VE GOT TO SEE THE BOA CONSTRICTOR.

25' LONG.

JUST OVER IN THE SHED OVER THERE.

HE GOT OUT ONCE AND HE ATE A-- A TIRE.

AND MY PARTNER CARL AND I, WE TAKE CARE OF HIM.

FEEDING HIM AND CLEANING UP HIS POOP AND WHATNOT.

ALL AROUND THESE PARTS, EVERYONE KNOWS ABOUT HIM