Johnson

* Hey Mr. Robber man, yeah

Man, you must be crazy

if you think LeBron is better than MJ!

It's not even a question. Players are more athletic today.

Boy, are you insane?

You know players could actually foul back then.

MJ got assaulted every time he went to the basket.

Come on, you know players are elevated now.

Man you just, I just can't even talk to you.

Need a cut?

Uh, yeah, I have an appointment at 10 o'clock.

Uh, well uh, you a little early.

It's 9:55.

Oh, oh, oh it is? Well uh, have a seat right there.

They both got appointments?

They both got appointments,

and them two boys out there playin' chess too, so sit down somewhere.

I'm just runnin' a little bit behind.

Thank you kindly.

Type of question was that?

-That's your boy right there. Light skinned. -Step-kid.

Actin' all bougie.

Talkin' 'bout LeBron better, you've gotta be crazy.

Have you been waiting a long time?

Hm! This is my second episode of Maury.

Let him know! This his baby, his baby,

Little J'Quan Jr. it's his baby!

* There's strength in numbers, When you're out there, I'm the one that you call

How's that lookin' bro? Stay up!

* I'm goin' right for my bros

My bad Robyn, I know I'm late, I'm sorry, don't kill me.

I'm on my second cup of coffee, Omar.

The clock started when I got here.

-Well is it too late to apologize? -Yes.

I'm glad you can still smile with everything that's going on.

Yeah, that video looked pretty bad, huh?

Twenty thousand views and counting.

Well they only show part of it.

That old man started with me first.

Ouch.

Did his words leave a bruise?

Look, sometimes you just have to fall back.

Perception is everything.

This is now the second violent encounter than Naomi can use against you in court.

She wouldn't do that.

Would she?

You know her better than I do.

I was just tryin' to have them put our son in the game.

And instead, they end up puttin' you out the gym.

I recommend you join an, an anger management class.

You got jokes, now what is in that cup?

A double shot. But I'm serious.

It's a proactive strategy

that we can use to offset whatever Naomi accuses you of.

I, I don't know.

I'm not asking, Omar.

I should start a fight with you more often, 'cause last night was...

woo!

Yeah, I didn't really get much sleep last night so, if you don't mind.

Can I ask you a question?

What do you love about me?

Okay.

I love... how you don't need a man.

But, you don't act like you don't need a man.

Mmm.

That's sexy.

What?

I just wanna say that

I really appreciate you being here.

-And... -And?

...mm-hmm. As long as we are growing,

and building,

I'm good.

Okay.

Wasn't expecting that, but I'll take it.

Even though I ain't brushed my teeth yet.

Do you wanna go for a round two?

I, I need some more sleep. Couple hours, please.

Are you gonna make me fight you again?

Babe, so it is true?

Sex is the remedy to an angry woman.

-Hmm. -Hmm?

Well, sex is really just the band-aid.

The remedy is to give us what we want.

So what we want doesn't really matter at all.

So you don't want all of this?

No, it's cool. You don't, you don't want

all of this?

Got it. Goodnight.

I'm awake now.

Oh! Okay!

Wait a minute,

you mean to tell me Friday is your favorite movie of all time?

Di-di-di, did I stutter?

Did you see Nia Long when she was runnin' across that street?

Woo! Hot damn, I love that scene.

It can't be your favorite movie just because of Nia Long, bruh.

Why the hell it can't?

That girl should've been nominated for a Academy Emmy.

Or whatever Hollywood award they givin' out out there.

Um, those are actually two different things.

What?

An Emmy and Academy Award,

ones for movies and ones for TV.

Let me tell you something boy,

a Emmy, Academy award,

and they need to give her a Grammy, 'cause she about to make me sing.

Okay so, like an EGOT?

Boy, you speakin' English?

An Emmy, a Grammy, an Oscar and a Tony.

Only 15 people ever won those. Um,

Whoopi Goldberg being one of them.

Ooh, I love me some Whoopi Gold!

Word! What?

Yeah, you know Whoopi don't take no nap.

Yeah, I'd love it if you guys went faster.

Did I say that out loud?

-Yeah. -Mm-hmm.

See there? Now he actin' light skinned.

Steph Curry no shop wanna get beat up, huh?

Hey, you better let him know who he is.

But see he must don't know. I'm somebody.

And you know how I know?

'Cause my grandma said it, and I heard her when she said it.

I don't know nothin'.

What up, Carl?

My man, give it to me low. I like it.

Danni, what do you got? Okay.

-You on it today. -I'm always on it.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Y'all look beautiful, people.

Yes.

Good morning Mr. Johnson.

Danni, you can call me Jarvis.

Ah, right, sorry.

My mom is from Memphis, and she don't play that.

Ah, I got it.

I know all about southern hospitality.

What ya got for me?

Well, Mr. Creed called about the Buckhead Estate you showed last week.

Oh, he wants to put in an offer?

He was actually questioning if you were the owner of the company.

That's interesting.

What'd you say?

I told him he needs to put some respect on yo name and to stay in his lane.

Danni!

Is what I wanted to tell him, Mr. J.

I just said that I'm new here,

and I'll get someone more qualified to give him a call back.

Thank you.

Nah, I'll call him at some point.

But he was out of pocket for that, right Mr. J?

Ah, I little.

I know how I can be perceived.

But some folks,

they're very particular on who they do business with.

When I showed him the property, um,

I may have been dressed a little too casual.

To each his own.

gotcha.

And Danni, what do you call me?

-Mr. J. -Danni...

Jarvis.

Very good.

I might get a raise!

Damn!

Yeah, what up Omar?

Jarvis!

Hey, you definitely not at the office.

Nah man, no I'm out here on the range trying to get these swings in.

Man, I'm horrible at this.

Rich people problems.

Nah, no, no it's a work expense.

I got a meeting with a colleague on the golf course

and it's imperative that I win this time around.

Yeah well don't forget about the little people.

Hey, call Greg real quick.

Okay, one sec.

Yo J, what's good?

Yo Greg, what up? I got Omar on the line.

What's up, fellas?

-Hey Greg, you busy? -Hit Keith on 3-way.

Yo Greg, I need a barber recommendation, stat.

I been tryin' to tell you.

What's goin' on?

I've been in the shop for two hours, my appointment was at 10 o'clock.

How many he has in front of you?

-I'm in the chair. -So what's the problem?

He's on his lunch break.

Yo, hang in there, man.

I got Omar and Jarvis on the line.

Keith! Hey.

I know what this is.

Whassap?

Oh, nothing, okay. Um, what's, what's up fellas?

Hey, tonight is my Uncle's annual poker shindig.

Oh, really? That's happening again?

Yeah, it's been a year already.

Now look fellas, the buy in is $500.