The Treasure of Pancho Villa

(radio chattering)

Oh, you should probably shut up.

They can't see us, but they sure can hear you.

Oh, come on now.

You know singing calms me down.

Baby boy, you got a prettier voice than me.

Come on, sing along. You know the words.

Something's not right.

Talking about?

Where's Becca?

- Who? - Becca, she was just here.

- Morning, Cody. - Harry, how are you?

Another beautiful day in paradise.

How lucky are we?

Top it off with high test and TCB on that windshield.

Yes, sir, Mr. Presley.

You got Sarsaparilla?

We've got Route 66 beer.

That'll do.

Get yourself something pretty

That the way to LA?

Yes, sir.

Don't say I never gave you nothing.

Thank you.

Hello?

Hello? Is anyone here?

You must be Maria.

Follow the voice. I'm back here.

- Come on. - Mr. B?

Keep coming.

Watch your step. Mind the, the junk.

Maria Hernandez.

You must be Mr. Bean.

So good to meet you last.

Yeah, my my, my friends call me Beanie.

Have a seat.

Sorry I can't offer you any coffee. I ran out last week.

No, that's okay. Your email really intrigued me.

What would the foremost authority

of the Pancho Villa's raid of Columbus want with me?

Ooh. So you're familiar with my books, huh?

Read them all. Very impressive.

Ooh. (Chuckles)

Just not sure what I can do for you.

I have an offer

that I'm sure you will be most interested in.

Cody. How was your day? (Clears throat)

Same. You haven't eaten yet.

I was waiting for you.

Leftover spaghetti?

Whatever you say.

Here.

Why do you bother?

He was so funny.

Your brother's a lot like him, you know.

Oh, that's another one. Why hasn't he called?

He's been out at least three months.

He'll, he'll call when he's ready.

It's not easy living under the shadow

of the perfect brother. (Chuckles)

I've been thinking about this for a while.

Danny.

He means, well he's, he's full of ideas and he just,

sometimes he moves from, to the next idea

before he finishes the one he just started.

Sometimes?

He's your brother.

He needs you.

I know you don't wanna believe

that I'm not gonna live forever.

I want you to promise me

you'll watch out for him when I'm gone.

He can take care of himself.

Promise me.

Yeah, mom.

I thought you was gonna get that plumbing fixed.

It's a bit late to start.

Right, why do something today if I can do it tomorrow

and the day after.

I think I'll work on my car a little.

Your car?

Yeah right.

I guess it's yours if you can get it running, go ahead.

You don't think I can get it running?

Well, no.

What will you do if I get it running in two months?

If you can get that hunk of junk running

in two months I'll eat my shorts.

Got a deal.

I just worked on this last week.

What the hell did you guys do to it?

Oh, you missed all the fun this morning.

Oh, it was just an IED.

But don't worry, we're fine.

Thank you, for your concern though.

Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa. Who's the new kid?

I'm the FNG.

Fuckin' new guy... Girl.

Of course you are.

Hi! Sonny.

Becca, just got in yesterday.

This creature to my left is Colbeck.

Uh, word of advice.

Do not trust a single word this man says.

Worst mechanic ever.

Did you hear this thing when we came in?

And you said you what just worked on this last week.

What the hell did you guys do to it?

Ha! He's blaming us.

I do believe the last person who worked on it,

and I'm not saying who, forgot to tighten a nut, now.

What the fuck?

Becca, why don't you check it out?

Yeah, sure.

Sounded like it was coming from the front axle.

Very astute of you.

Ugh, it sounds like something stuck in here.

What could it be?

It's really(gasps) (liquid squelching)

Shit! Ow.

Yeah, real fucking funny, guys.

Johnny just called,

said all his tow trucks are out.

Wondered if we could help a guy with a blowout

up by Kelbaker Road.

- Want me to take it? - No, you close up.

I'll take it.

You called for roadside assistance?

Yeah, like three hours ago.

I just got the call. What seems to be the problem?

You tell me.

Miss, can you get outta the car please?

Do you hear him? Get outta the fucking car!

This weekend's been a fucking disaster.

I could have been in Palm Springs.

Instead I'm with some tight ass bitch.

In the middle of fucking nowhere.

Sir.

What?

Are you a AAA member?

What?

I need to see your card, please.

Are you serious?

Yes, sir. It's policy.

I need to see it.

Fuck.

What?

All done. You're good to go.

All right.

Your husband?

I can give you a ride wherever you want to go.

Um...

Come on!

It's your call.

Get in!

She's riding with me.

What? (Scoffs)

You all right?

Yeah.

Thanks for everything.

Take care.