How to Make Millions Before Grandma Dies (หลานม่า)

Honor to the Exalted One,

the Worthy One, the Fully Enlightened One.

Honor to the Exalted One, the Worthy One, the Fully Enlightened One.

Honor to the Exalted One, the Worthy One, the Fully Enlightened One.

Ma, why are you praying here?

Do you even know whose plot this is?

Sort of. It's a prayer for the future.

I ask the sacred beings to bring me a plot like this one.

- - Oh, I think they'll grant you your wish.

- For a million baht. -

Ma?

Are you done?

The owners wanna pay their respects.

Oh.

Hold on just a second.

This way, Ma.

Thank you. Thank you.

You can be buried in a shared plot like this.

And be close to your parents.

It's comfortable and reasonable.

Please don't listen to her.

I'll buy you your dream. Getting a million is easy these days.

Get away from me. Your cigarettes stink.

- Mwah! -

Try paying me back what I lent you first.

You hear me, Soei?

It's a few hundred thousand, isn't it?

I don't know.

- I only remember the good things in life. - Isn't that practical.

- Hey. - Don't step over them.

And Sew, why do you always get this wrong?

You put the duck and chicken butts facing your grandparents' faces again.

How does it go? M?

YAFANG ZHENG QINXING ZHOU

- M! - M.

Come and help us.

I laid the mat down for you, Ma.

You must be exhausted.

- Hmm. - Bad boy.

Wait for the ceremony.

Qing Ming is sacred.

We honor the dead, not silly games.

Give me a break. I'm here, aren't I?

His family couldn't bother.

Well, that's nice.

Very pretty.

- Yes, everybody came out today. - I see that. Is it hot?

Not bad, actually.

I guess you won't be coming? I'll light some incense for you, okay?

- Oh, Ma. Say hi to Grandma. - Rainbow, smile. Say hi to Grandma.

Morning, Grandma.

- Morning... - It's once a year, Kiang.

We honor our ancestors.

Rainbow and Pinn have never paid their respects.

Wait a second.

Scatter these on top.

What a face.

Oh, I said scatter, not dump.

Can't you even try? Huh?

- So lazy. - What does it matter how we do it?

The ancestors are up in the clouds, Grandma.

Can you not be such a qi-chou for once?

Hmm?

A good-for-nothing slacker.

Ma, you shouldn't be up there. You could fall.

They'll be scattered by the wind anyway.

Stubborn as a mule.

Come down, please!

You're looking for trouble, Ma. Let him do that.

Ma!

Come down before you break your neck!

- No! Ma! - Hey, Ma!

Someone from the family will need to fill out the forms.

- Okay. - Thank you.

Bye, Ma.

Sis, you gotta go fill out the forms.

I have to go.

I need to take Rainbow to the store.

I'll leave you guys money to pay for today.

I left my bike at your house.

- I need to get it. - Oh yeah.

Why don't I ride back to your house with you?

And then I'll come back and stay with her.

That's ridiculous.

I mean, Kiang lives out in the boonies. It'll take you too long.

I'll stay with her for now.

- All right. Okay, out. - Go.

M!

Are you going by the MRT, Uncle?

Yeah. Why?

Could drop me off there?

Now?

Oh, okay. Here. Let's go.

Thanks. See you later, Sew.

This place is full of talismans, guys.

Ah! Evil spirit!

Ah!

I'm scared of ghosts! Take that!

- Wait, where'd it go, guys? Where'd it go? - A measly four viewers, today?

Ma, everyone can hear you!

Ma...

Why don't you relax? You've been on your feet all day.

Did you read my text?

Another computer for gaming.

Why do you wanna use my card?

You have your own card. Use that.

It's maxed out. The bank threatened to freeze it.

I hope they do that.

Teach you a lesson.

And if your internet gets cut off again, I won't pay for it.

What did you say when you decided to quit school

to become a gamecaster from our living room?

You'd be rich in no time.

You would rent your own house.

That you'd give me an allowance.

I want to retire when I'm 60.

I know you do.

Don't kick a man when he's down.

It hurts.

When Grandma went to the hospital...

she mentioned to the doctor that she's had stomachaches and blood in her stool.

So they did tests while she was there.

This morning, I got the results.

Grandma has cancer.

It's in the final stages.

She probably has 12 months.

You're dead!

Jeez, they won't listen.

- Man... -

Anyway, M, I expect you to spend time with her.

But don't mention her diagnosis.

I don't want her to worry.

What'll you give me to go see Grandma?

My time is money now, yeah?

- -

GET THE GHOST

THE TV'S ACTING UP AGAIN

CAN YOU COME TAKE A LOOK FOR GRANDPA?

You need to keep updating the app. That's why it's freezing.

Hmm?

My grandpa says you need to eat more. You're too skinny. Hmm.

How do you know what he said? All his grunts sound the same.

Actually, I made it up.

He probably said that you're blocking his view.

- - Hey!

Whoa, Grandpa!

You still got it!

- -

Your diaper feels full. I'm gonna change it, okay?

Mm-hmm.

We're going down.

You know you're a grandparent's dream, Mui?

A graduate from nursing school.

Is that true, Grandpa?

Who do you love the most?

- -

Seriously?

- You're hurting my feelings. -

Maybe I'll leave you alone tonight.

Do you ever think about doing something else?

When do you ever have time for yourself?

Grandpa gave me advice once.

He said to get a high-paying, easy job.

So why don't you?

I'm doing that already.

This belt is pure silver.

It's worth at least 10,000 baht.

- That's amazing. Thanks. - Your dad's not around anymore.

- But Grandpa wanted you to have something. - I'm very grateful.

And I will keep it safe for you.

You might pawn it for a computer.

Ma...

Grandpa was a sly fox.

He divvied up his inheritance a while ago,

but he didn't want to reveal anything until after his death.

Which means I'm the lucky one to get all the grief.

So did he leave me something else for helping him?

Helping him? You?

Of course not. He left almost everything to Mui.

Including the house.

Your dad's siblings didn't get much either.

Grandpa only left them a little bit of money.

[Tchaikovsky's "Piano Concerto No. 1" playing on piano]