Vanderpump Rules

Here we go. Five, four.

Are we gonna start off light for a little warm-up vibes,

or are we gonna get straight to it?

Angelica, you got into an Instagram scuffle with Audrey.

Chris calls me a whore right in front of you.

You're the one that suggested I talk to Shayne.

- When did I call you a whore? - Sue me.

Can I ask you a question? Why are you so mad today?

Because after the past two episodes have come out,

I have been brutalized on social media.

- You're not the only one. - Shut the fuck up.

- You're not the only one. - Fuck you, because

you fucking started it, you bitch.

When you started raising your voice, I got a boner.

I wa-- Yeah, that was deep inside.

I had to let it out. Sorry.

Coming up on the two-part Vanderpump Rules Reunion...

See you in a bit.

Whoo.

I'm gonna need, like, eight shots of tequila

- to get through this day. - I'm excited about this.

I love all of them right now. Right now it's pure.

Marcus, what percent straight are you?

I'd say, like, 80s to the 90s.

Hello!

Why are you so wide awake?

It's gonna be a slimy day, I think.

One of the hosts at SUR

shared the OnlyFans video with you.

On a scale from nothing to White Lotus, what was it?

How far is too far for you guys?

You have a baby pact with Shayne?

She would like to have my genes.

I'm just like, who's gonna have the nuts

to try to come for your boy?

- I don't trust either of them. - You're so delusional.

The only thing I'm nervous about is if somebody

starts getting me really pissed off.

You're on top of me, telling me, "Oh, by the way, it's over.

- "Let me kiss you." - That's not how I did it.

That's how it happened.

You act like you wanna make peace, but you don't.

Yes, I fucking do. We can go back and forth all day.

- Let's go back and forth. - Okay, perfect.

Why are you so emotional?

Audrey, when the show started airing,

a woman posted that she had been sleeping with Chris

the whole time that you two were seeing each other.

There was details that were, like, believable.

Were you sleeping with another woman while you were with her?

Clear the room.

Here we go. Five, four, three, two, one.

Hey, everybody, welcome to the Vanderpump Rules

Season 12 Reunion.

I'm Andy Cohen.

And while the faces at SUR have changed,

drama, dysfunction, and dreams of making it in LA

are still on the menu right next

- to the goat cheese balls. -

- Hey, Lisa. Hey.

- How are you? - I'm good.

You're aging in reverse. I gotta tell you.

You too. You too.

All this whole thing, the hair dye, yeah, I noticed.

Can you believe it's been 13 years

since our first reunion at SUR?

- Yes, I can. - You can. Yeah, yeah.

Hey, everybody, welcome to the Vanderpump Rules Reunion.

I'm Andy Cohen with the co-owner

and boss lady from SUR, Lisa Vanderpump.

- Hello, Andy. - Nice to see you.

I feel like I've aged way more than 13 years

with shit that I've been through with this lot.

- Hi, Venus. - Hi, Andy.

What are you manifesting for today?

Surviving the drama.

Okay. That's good.

- Hi, Angelica. - Hi, Andy.

Quick question, if I need a ride

to LAX later tonight, you got me?

I would pick you up in a heartbeat.

- Yes? - Absolutely.

Wow. Hey, Shayne.

- What's up? - You know, your laugh

has become quite the hot topic.

Was it something that people have always commented on?

Well, some people said I had a hot guy laugh.

Some people said I had a dumb guy laugh.

Okay. Which one is it?

It's both. It's a hot dumb guy laugh.

- All right. Very good. - Yeah.

- Hey, Marcus. - What's going on, brother?

Bring me up to speed right out of the gate.

Are you and Kim together right now?

We're together, brother. We're together.

- Very good. - I know it's a surprise

to everybody, but yes.

I don't think so. - Thank you.

- Hey, Kim. Great to see you. - Hi.

- You look beautiful. - Thank you.

Marcus joked that you are the only person

in the world who is 100% straight.

I mean, he just, like, doesn't understand

that I'm, like, not attracted to women in, like,

the West Hollywood world where girls are kissing girls

and having fun, and it's just not my vibe.

She did admit to a girl crush recently that I was like, "Huh."

- Who was it? - "Interesting."

Marcus, that begs the question. What percent straight are you?

I'd say, like, 80s to the 90s.

- All right. - It went down.

- It went down. Hi, Natalie.

- Hi. - Love your song "Passenger."

- Thank you. Thank you so much. - Congratulations.

I hear you grew up in the same neighborhood

- as Ariana Grande. - That's true.

She reached out for a collab yet?

Oh, I mean, I'm just waiting for the day.

Yeah. - It's obvious yet.

Hi, Demy. - Hi.

I hear you have a new man in your life.

I do. His name is Reed. It's been almost a year now.

He was our old GM at SUR.

Well, that tracks.

I keep it in the restaurant, I guess.

You were working here when the former Vanderpump Rules

- was shooting. Yeah.

I'm gonna see if I got sat.

Then I'll sit.

Half of them were already on their way out,

so I worked with, like, Raquel a lot.

I saw James a lot. He was still DJing.

Sandoval would pop in and bartend.

And you two started on the same day, right?

- Yep. - Three years ago?

May 2023. - I served Kim right before...

- Hilarious, yeah. - ...she started working.

Yeah, I did. I, like, came here for dinner,

and I went to the bar,

and I asked Natalie for a truffle gnocchi.

And there was hundreds of people just sardined.

I was like, "Are you kidding me?"

I was like, I'm not finding you with this food.

You need to come back here. There's a million people.

Oh, my God, that is exactly not the kind of service you want.

Truffle gnocchi you went for.

- I want what I want. - I love it.

But she got it. She came back,

- and she found it. - I did.

Hey, Jason. - Yes, sir.

I don't think we've ever seen Lisa demote someone

quite like she demoted you.

How's the crab cake come?

It comes in a cake form.

It has a little bit of cream on the side. It's really good.

Of course crab cake comes in cake form.

That's why it's called crab cake.

Are you at the host stand these days,

- or what are you up to? - Honestly, I wanted to be

a well-rounded restaurant worker.

So I figured, you know, I can work at the host stand.

I can be a server, bartender, maybe.

Okay, well, I don't think it was your decision, though.

- Hi, Audrey. Hi.

- You look gorgeous. - Thank you.

Old Hollywood meets skin.

It's giving slutty Marilyn Monroe.

- There you go. Wow. -

- Hey, Chris. - How you doing?

- How's it going? - Can't complain.

I love that you normalized penis pumps.

Why would you love that?

Because he...

- Do you have one? - No, I don't.

As a matter of fact, I needed a little explanation.

Shayne helped me out the other night

at Watch What Happens Live.

You use it to...

I can't use it. It hurts too much.

I just use erectile dysfunction medication.

- Okay, okay. - Yeah.

Is the point to make it bigger or harder?

- Harder. - Okay.

I wanted to bring it to light, you know?

Because I feel like everyone's so scared

to talk about their sexuality

and what they do, and sometimes you just...

You gotta just pump it up a little bit.

All right. Well, I wanna get started.

Last fall, Bravo announced

it was rebooting Vanderpump Rules

with an entirely new group of servers and bartenders,

sending shock waves through the Bravosphere.

Lisa, when you reboot a beloved series,

there are obviously gonna be comparisons,

and it's impossible to replicate

the Vanderpump Rules of the past.

What do you say to people who compare the two shows?

I mean, of course they're going to. I understand that.

But we're talking about different people,