Momshies! Your Soul is Mine (Momshies! Ang Soul Mo'y Akin)

Good morning, subscribers!

Hello to my three subscribers, namely my mother, my husband,

and my dummy account!

I hope I get more subscribers so that I'd have enough money to go to Canada!

A girl can dream, right?

Alright, guys!

Today, I'm gonna teach you how to put a "no makeup" with a No Makeup Challenge.

Let's go!

Here's the one that you're gonna...

So, now you're gonna put this... Sis, can you lend me 150 pesos?

I have an appointment later. Apply on the other side as well.

Good morning, followers!

Good morning!

Guys, this is my brother, Banchong.

This is my brother Banchong.

Hey! Why did you wear my socks? Make sure you apply it evenly.

Guys, this is my other brother, who's now my sister.

Why did you take it?

Sis, I need money. I need new socks. That's my sister.

I asked you first! But I'm the one who needs it!

Well, guys, next I'm gonna take a pinch of this

and I'm gonna put it on the nose...

Hello, followers! (CHUCKLES)

My pretty baby daughter, do you have some money?

Can you give me five hundred pesos?

I need to buy some breakfast.

But I've fried some fish for breakfast.

Oh, no! I'm allergic to fish!

My skin is sensitive!

Please let me finish!

But well, guys, here's the "furnished" product.

You're gonna put it in the morning,

and you're gonna put it in the night. (CACKLES)

But we're gonna put it in the...

We're gonna put the rest...

And, well, there's nothing left!

Bye, guys! Thank you to my subscribers!

Please don't forget to like…

…and subscribe!

My love, good morning!

What's wrong with your face? (SCOFFS)

Love you, my pretty love.

What's that?

Move! Get out of my way.

You're so loud!

And that's it for another hour of my vlog!

This is Jolene Love, sending you nothing but…

love, love, love, love! (GIGGLES)

Social distancing please!

Arms sideways and everybody say, "Ho!"

Ho! The influencers…

Say, "Jojolene!" Should give Jolene a shoutout.

I want her to have more followers. KENG: We love Jolene!

Than Taylor Swift by tomorrow!

Bye!

What?

It's not recording!

Oh my God!

OMG!

I've been talking for an hour for nothing!

Can we stop the background music?

Okay, stop!

You…

You will never be happy!

Why are you affected?

Affected? (LAUGHS)

Me? Affected?

Of course not!

Alright, let's go. Ms. Jolene!

Ms. Jolene! The set is ready!

Are the guests ready?

Let me double-check, Ms. Jolene.

Ms. Jolene?

I've talked to the nearest hotel.

They don't accept exchange deals, so we can't set up your tent there.

Ms. Jolene, yes! The guests are ready.

What about the props?

Are they ready? Props? Props!

Ms. Jolene, I'll double-check! Actually, I will triple-check!

Oh, God!

Ms. Jolene, as I was saying,

why do you want to do your makeup in that hotel?

You can do it here... Ms. Jolene!

Yes! The props are ready as well!

What about the fans?

Do they know what they have to do?

Let me check, Ms. Jolene. Faster!

Well, Ms. Jolene, they don't wanna sponsor us.

We can always look for other sponsors.

There are many... Ms. Jolene!

The fans know what they have to do as well!

The balloons, posters, and the buffet are all set, Ms. Jolene!

I hope I haven't missed anything.

You know what, Keng, as my assistant,

all of these must be

double, double, double, double, double,

double, double, double, double-checked!

Okay, Ms. Jolene! I will check it again!

And you, as my manager,

you should give me everything I want!

I'm trying my best... But that's okay.

I will talk to the hotel.

Keng! Keng!

You're so slow!

Get all this and follow me!

Let's go!

I can't die! I have work to do! DRIVER: Get out of my way!

Okay, fans, energy, ready! Shout!

Madame, here we are at your lobby.

Be careful, Madame.

We haven't paid for those shoes yet!

Wow!

Our hotel is so fabulous! We have so many guests!

So successful!

Madame, are you seeing something that we can't see?

Madame! Madame!

One more "Madame" and I'll smack you!

Mom.

Ma.

My son!

What are you doing here?

And who is she?

She's my new girlfriend.

New girlfriend is her.

Right, babe? Babe, right? Yeah.

Jeremiah, Jeremiah.

You're annoying your mother again.

Why did you bring,

I'm really sorry for the lack of a term,

an ugly girl here? Hey!

I'm just stating a fact, Madame.

My son, if she's really your girlfriend, what's her name?

Emi.

Emi?

Her last name?

Nem.

Eminem!

Eminem? Madame, Jeremiah's lying.

My son, ask her to leave.

She might need to look after…

her internet café. Here's your salary.

See you later!

My son, why are you doing this?

'Cause, you don't pay attention to me, Mom!

And most importantly, your attention is not on me!

I never get to talk to you. You're working all the time!

That's why I can't invite you to my game.

Because we don't talk.

When's your game?

Madame, your schedule is full.

Help me, I'll check Madame's schedule.

Anyway, don't mind it and never mind. Hmm?

Make sure Aunt Kimberly attends it.

She's always present when I need her.

At my baptism, my confirmation and my graduation!

It's always her!

I wish my mom was her!

And most importantly,

I wish she was my mom.

That's so true.

Jeremiah!

My son!

Run after him, Madame!

Forget it. Huh?

He runs really fast. I'll just text him.

What's my schedule? Sorry, I'm late.

Hey, stop! Excuse me, ma'am!

What's this? It's standard social security procedure.

What is she doing to Madame? What is she doing?

Hold this.

Just a moment. Excuse me, miss?

Are you stupid or something?

Security procedure? Don't you recognize me?

Check your handbook, you'll find my face on it!

Ma'am, I didn't know that you're the owner of this huge hotel.

I'm sorry, ma'am.

Innocence of the law excuses nothing.

No one.

Nothing! Nothing.

And what's that on your face?

How cheap!

Where are you hiring our security from?

From outer space?

Why do you hire people like her for my seven-star hotel?

Three stars.

Seven! Seven!

Ma'am, please forgive me!

Look at the two of us!

I really need this job!

You're the bigger person.

Are you saying that I'm big?