Khal-Naaikaa

Cheers.

- 3 cheers to Hanuman Sethia! - Cheers!

Cheers!

Ravi, this year my margin of garment export was lucrative.

- That's good news! - Yes!

And Mr. Hanuman Sethia, how much was black money's margin?

Varsha-ji, this is the bad habit that journalists have.

They won't see the elephant sitting in front of you.

But they will count the mosquitoes sitting on it.

Varsha dear, you should publish in your newspaper.

That India's garment industry has progressed so much..

..that we can supply clothes to the whole world.

- Am I right, Hanuman? - Yes.

Forget all these talks.

My sweet friend, you don't look good alone.

Now you should marry.

You married the best man available.

You divorce Ravi. I will marry him right away.

Look at her! She is eyeing my husband!

Idea is not bad at all.

She is shameless. And even you have become shameless.

Jaya, let her do it. You both can share me.

I don't have any qualms.

- Varsha. - Yes.

Give an ad for a governess in your Indian Express.

It is very difficult to handle the child and cook.

I had told Hanuman brother to get a gardener, but..

Why? You!

Jaya Bhabhi, I will arrange for the gardener tomorrow. Yes.

Look, the gardener has been arranged for.

And I will give the ad for the governess tomorrow.

Now all your problems are solved.

- Cheers to that! - Cheers!

- Hi, Ravi! - Come, Hanuman, come!

Look, Jaya bhabhi. I have got a gardener for you.

- Greetings, sir. Greetings, ma'am. - Greetings.

Greetings, dear.

- Greetings. - Greetings.

What is your name?

Sir, my father used to call me Gangua.

And my mother used to call me Gangu.

And this sir calls me Gangaram.

Papa, he has 3 names.

Yes, dear. But what will you call him?

- Gardener uncle. - Thanks, dear.

Gangaram, this is our garden. And there is a backyard too.

You will have to look after the garden.

Your garden is very lovely, ma'am. I will tend for it well.

I will see it to it that it is always lush.

Okay. So when do you want to start working?

- 1st.. 2nd.. 5th.. 15th.. - He is a bit mad.

30th. Ma'am, I have come for the work.

Dear, I know counting. I was just jesting.

Come, Hanuman Sethia. I will serve you beer.

Sahiba, aid gardener uncle if he wants anything.

Okay.

Gardener uncle, do you want anything?

- Yes, dear. I do want it. But.. - What?

Dear, tell me one thing. Do you like listening to stories?

I love it.

Then I will recite new stories to you everyday.

- Promise? - What is that?

- Have some more. - Enough. I will get drunk.

Bhabhi, don't forget to come to my house tonight.

Dear, how can we forget?

- The golden jubilee of your bachelorhood. - Yes.

When you were small, you were thin. And now..

- Hanuman Sethia! - Welcome!

Congratulations for the golden jubilee of your bachelorhood.

- Thanks. - Congratulations.

Friends, why didn't he marry?

There is dreadful story behind it too.

His life was not barren. There was a girl in his life too.

- And the name of that girl was... - Bilo.

Correct.

They both shared a passionate relationship.

But Bilo's father interfered in between.

And our sweet, poor Hanuman Sethia was caught in his love.

Yes.

And Bilo's father thrashed me black and blue.

He broke my bones. He almost killed me.

And in my nervousness I said, Bilo is not my lover.

Bilo is my sister.

Yes! And coincidentally that day was the day of 'Rakhi'.

And Bilo quickly tied 'Rakhi' on his wrist.

And what else was to happen?

He became a brother from beloved.

Varsha has not come?

I had called Varsha. But I wish that she doesn't come.

I get annoyed with journalists like Varsha.

Only God knows what all things she published..

..in her newspaper about me.

And the matter blew out of proportion.

And on top of that she published my snap too.

God save us from these journalists.

They barge into the bedroom of decent people.

And they publish all rubbish.

Varsha! Varsha-ji! Come, Varsha!

I was praising you only.

Hi, Jaya. - Hi.

- Hi. - Hi.

The party has become livelier now that you have come.

Heard that, Jaya. Heard what this hypocrite said.

The party has become livelier now that you have come.

He completely changed the matter.

You changed so quickly!

Just now you were badmouthing Jaya.

And now you are trying to flatter her.

Yes! Why are you silent! Give your answer!

Jaya-ji, this is the custom of the world.

Badmouthing at the back and praising in front of the person.

- I see! - Yes.

Ravi, say something about this badmouthing.

- Is that so? - Yes.

- Jaya, shall I? - Go ahead!

But by singing.

"Whenever you badmouth others."

"Whenever you badmouth others."

"Whenever you badmouth others."

"Place the mirror."

"Place the mirror in front of you."

"Whenever you badmouth others."

"There are many enemies in the guise of friends."

"There are many enemies in the guise of friends."

"Not with everybody."

"Don't meet pleasantly with everybody."

"Whenever you badmouth others."

"Whenever you badmouth others."

"After breaking my heart.. you are so happy."

"After breaking my heart.. you are so happy."

"Not so soon."

"Don't decide about this so soon."

"Whenever you badmouth others."

"Whenever you badmouth others."

"Whining and arguments are passable in friendships."

"Whining and arguments are passable in friendships."

"Do listen."

"Do listen and laugh."

"Whenever you badmouth others."

"Whenever you badmouth others."

"Place the mirror."

"Place the mirror in front of you."

"Whenever you badmouth others."

"Whenever you badmouth others."

- Wow! - Wow!

Great!

Gangaram is a nice man.

- He takes good care of the children. - Yes.

Ma'am, you have come.

Both the kids fell asleep while playing.

- Sahiba. You woke up, dear? - Mummy, papa.

Sahiba.. it is quite late. Get up.

My good girl. Sorry, dear. We got late.

- Let us go to sleep now. - Go to sleep.

What's the matter, Jaya? You don't look well.

- The same problem. - Then why don't you visit a doctor.

I would have gone to the doctor.

But my family doctor Kamala-ji has gone to London.

Is there only one doctor in the world?

The famous gynaecologist, Dr. Rajan..

..who is a specialist for women's problem..

..I will fix your appointment with her today only.

Mrs. Jaya Ravi Kapoor, doctor will see you now.

Fine.

The haemoglobin count is less.

Hello, doctor.

Hello, Mrs. Jaya Ravi Kapoor. I am Dr. Rajan Bakshi.

Come. Have a seat.

I was going through your reports.

- You have asthma problem too. - Yes.

You gave birth to a child 3 months back?

Yes.

Is there too much of bleeding?

Yes.

Everything will be fine.

Jaya-ji, let me tell you one thing.

You are mother of 2 kids. But you don't look like one.

Dr. Lalita, tell the sister to give her a gown.

- I will have to do her check-up. - Yes, doctor. Please come.

Dr. Bakshi is a nice doctor.

And he is going to become a father soon.

Doctor, she is ready.

Good. Come, lie down on the stretcher.

Hello. Yes, just a minute, please.

Doctor, Mrs. Rama Sharma wants her report.

Yeah, it is ready. Go and give it to her.

Hello, yes, I am bringing it.

- Dr. Lalita. - Yes, doctor.

After giving these reports, go in the lab.

And prepare Mrs. Kapoor and Mrs. Singhania's test report.

Okay.

Let's begin the checking.

Beautiful!

I have never seen such a body!

Why have you removed your gloves?

Because.. everybody likes to have..

..their check up done without gloves.

- Even you will like it! - What rubbish!

To tell you the truth, Jaya-ji.

A woman's body is like a musical instrument..