Dedalus

Boy.

Boy.

The weeds are back out there.

Guess I'll have to call the co-op again.

Outside.

...downpours really aren't affecting the ongoing drought very much.

I can plant as fast as the

Trump! Trump! Trump!

I was telling some of the folks backstage

I never ever thought we would do this well this fast,

this has been so incredible, what's happened all over,

but what's happened in Iowa, has been...

Oh my god.

Well, I'm taking the car!

I feel disgusting just being there.

Still pissed I lost my favorite boxers.

You realize we're gonna have to tell our wives about this someday?

This is how our grade'll be remembered.

Shit, man.

I don't remember any of it.

Bullshit.

Other people saw, dude.

Everybody blacked out.

I high-fived you.

You mean during?

I knew I wanted this to happent o someone, I just wasn't sure who.

How's your summer, Al?

Too hot to even go campin'.

Oh, where do you go camping usually?

Yellowstone.

Oh really, did you drive out there?

Yeah, I took a bus.

Oh wow. How long does that usually take?

I don't know, it was back kinda when I was in high school.

Anyway, you have a nice day.

Date of birth?

Lose your way?

Hey kiddo. Doin' some shopping all by yourself?

My change, please?

Huh?

Slow down a little.

Yeah I'll be your cocksuck.

I get so turned on kneeling for you.

I'll be your cocksuck.

Are you a student?

No.

New to the city?

No.

What took you so long to find this place?

Do you come here often?

It's good on Fridays.

You're a very nice man.

Thanks.

And you like older men?

Yeah.

Lucky us.

Usually when guys chat me up, the first thing they ask is if I'm generous.

Are you generous?

Are you?

Aren't you cold?

I live around the corner.

Make yourself comfortable.

Do you have anything to eat?

Yeah, well, you're just wasting away, aren't you.

Just a small-town, corn-fed gay boy,

moved to New York City to follow his dreams.

Do you like my bed?

It's a bit short.

It came wrapped up like a cylinder.

Is this whole townhouse yours?

Yeah. Make yourself comfortable.

Donald Trump will carry the state of Florida, with its 29 electoral votes

Donald Trump wins Florida. A huge win. That's his second home, in Florida.

He's ahead right now, with 98% of the vote in, by more than 131,000 votes

He's ahead right now, with 98% of the vote in, by more than 131,000 votes

A big win for Donald Trump, in Florida. He predicted he would win Florida.

He has won Florida. Let's take a look at the electoral college map right now.

Donald Trump has taken the lead.

Is Bill short for William?

Fuck Daddy. Fuck Daddy.

Are you okay?

Mhm.

Me too.

Can I sit?

Mhm.

I'm Daisy.

I get to sleep in your bed?

Can I charge my phone?

Maybe I'll rent an apartment today.

I say that every day, though.

How 'bout this one?

Okay.

He's not gonna miss these?

These pants?

Does he have any underwear?

Maybe some underwear.

I don't know how to use this fuckin' thing.

Well that looks like you.

Feels like me.

You like purple?

Not particularly.

Yeah it's terrible, take it off.

How 'bout... this.

Here you go.

Yeah.

Well if you want something a little nicer...

...try that.

He has so many B.O. stains on his shirts.

It fits.

Do you think he'll know I'm homeless?

Let's go with your eyes.

What do you do?

I'm a lawyer.

But that's just what I do for a living,

Most of my friends are artists and performers.

'cuz everybody does.

'Cuz everybody does.

'cuz everybody does.

I'm just old.

You're much more handsome than in your photo.

You're more cute in your photo.

I'm not cute.

I have seven brothers and sisters.

We're not a typical family, we all like each other.

We get along really well.

I was raised Irish Catholic.

I must not've been a very cute kid,

'cuz the priests never so much as glanced at me.

My dad was an amazing man.

He sang in the church choir,

'cuz he loved to sing and stuff.

Yeah, he was my best friend.

Do you see him much?

My parents both passed a while ago. Would you like another?

I wandered lonely as a cloud

That floats on high, o'er veils and hills

When, all at once I saw a crowd

A host of golden daffodils

Beside the lake, beneath the trees

Fluttering and dancing in the breeze

Continuous as the stars that shine

and twinkle on the milky way

They stretched in never-ending line

Along the margin of a bay

Ten-thousand, I saw at a glance

Tossing their heads in spritely dance

The waves...

I get nervous.

Is he a sugar daddy?

So, um, you sent me a lot of messages.

Did I? Well, we're here now.

You have small ears.

I do?

Well, compared to the rest of you.

You okay?

USA! USA! USA!

What's happening?

You can stay at the apartment if you'd like.

Yeah, thanks.

You don't say much.

I'm quiet.

Are you always this quiet?

I'm a good listener.

So, what do you wanna do for dinner?

I could really go for some meatballs.

Maybe some dessert?

Do you want anything?

I want you.

I have three kids, by two ex-wives.

I'm sorry I didn't tell you sooner, but you didn't ask,

so I didn't have to lie to you.

I hope we can still be friends.

Cheers.

It's okay.

So this guy told me he was in a relationship, but lookin' for a dad

And I had to ask him about that, because for me,

Dad implies supporting him, and accepting him.

Hey, let's get comfortable, do you mind if I do this?

Come on, do what I'm doin'.

Isn't that nice?

My ex-wife was a first-rate lying bitch.

And my ex-boyfriend wasn't much better.

But he did give better head.

Come here. Come sit here.

I'm fuckin' my boy. I'm fuckin' my boy.

It's hard to find good people.

So, uh, I don't want to offend you, but, uh,

I can't really hang out anymore this afternoon.

Every Sunday I get so anxious about having to go back to work the next morning

that I can't think about anything else.

I wouldn't be very good company.

I should probably see a psychiatrist.

It's okay. I'll see you soon.

Yeah, yeah, definitely, we'll see what's happening, huh?

Should we split this?

I'm really sorry, I don't have any cash on me.

That's okay.

- I-I got it. - Thanks.

Good luck with work tomorrow.

Oh, yeah, thank you.