The Great Grape Ape Show

Grape Ape.

Over 40-feet high

Grape Ape.

Just a little bit shy

Grape Ape.

For a super strong guy

Yup, that's me.

The great, Grape Ape

Grape Ape.

If he comes to your town

Grape Ape.

He will really put down

Grape Ape.

Any bad guy around

The great, Grape Ape

What a sight to see him chuggin' block after block.

Things begin to shake and quake and rattle and rock.

The big, big, big, big, gorilla

Grape Ape.

I do not recommend

He is one to offend

Grape Ape.

So be sure he's your friend

Better be sure.

The great, Grape Ape

Yup, that's me.

09_The Invisible Ape-Public Grape No. 1

Well, Mr. McBabble, you wanna make a TV commercial that'll

sell a million bars of this here new Scrub-o soap, right?

Right.

Well, then hire my buddy, Grape Ape.

Ladies and gentlemen, use Scrub-o,

the soap that does that really big job.

Buh-buh-buh-boom, when your heart's on fire

Buh-buh-buh-boom, soap gets in your eyes

Buh-buh-buh-boom

Well, Mr. McBabble, what did you think of my purple pal?

Yeow! Ta-ta, bye-bye!

Hey, wait a minute.

A 40-foot purple ape scrubbing himself on TV

with Scrub-o, the soap that does the really big job.

Hey-hey, sensational! Glad I thought of it.

Scrub-o, the soap that does that really big job.

The Grape Ape squeaking-clean!

Hahaha, oh, boy, what a dopy-looking gorilla.

Huh-huh-huh-huh.

The TV audience is gonna flip over 'em. He's great!

Oh, Scrub-o feels so good

Tickle, tickle

Bubbles tickle, Grape Ape

Oops!

Grape Ape, uh, going, going gone!

I'm-I'm real gone, Grape Ape!

Hahaha, hey, Shark, come out here and watch

what's happening to this here big gorilla on television.

All right, all right, Slippery Sam,

what's going on that's so blasted funny?

Haha, that ape... he was washing with some kind of soap

that's makin' him disappear, like he was uh, an invisible man.

Oops, bye-bye left knees!

Where's Grape Ape?

Yoo-hoo, Grape Ape?

Come back, Grape Ape!

Yoo-hoo!

Uh, due to circumstances beyond our control,

the rest of this commercial will uh, not be seen.

Huh-huh-huh, pretty funny, eh, Shark?

No, you knot head, it ain't funny at all.

Right, Shark, I'm a knot head, it ain't funny at all.

You wouldn't know no goldmine if you tripped over it, dimwit.

That soap is gonna make us a million!

It is?

You've got a brilliant, sneaky scheme?

The brilliant-est, the sneakiest.

What we're gonna do is grab the guy

what invented that soap, see?

And then we...

Yeah!

Yeah, yeah!

That's the last time I buy a new soap formula

from an ad in a comic book.

Hey, wait!

Grape Ape is only half ape.

You gotta bring him back!

Don't look at me, buster,

that problem belongs to Dr. Weiner Von Brain.

Doctor Weiner Von Brain?

The inventor of Scrub-o, he's a genius!

Well, now, that's why we came to you, Dr. Von Brain.

You are the only one who can help my poor friend, Grape Ape.

Naturally,

und ver is zis Grape Ape person?

Right there, uh, what you can see of 'em.

That seems to be ze problem, he looks to me

like a perfectly normal, very tall, semi-invisible monkey.

A very tall, semi-invisible monkey!

Auf wiedersehen, und watch me Ga-split from zis pair, pronto!

Run for ze hills, it's a flood!

Uh, no Dr. Von Brain, it's Grape Ape, he's cryin'!

He wants to be visible again.

All alone, Grape Ape, no middle, no nothin'!

Okay, I'll do it.

I'm a very big-hearted fellow.

Also, I can't schwim.

Hey, Shark, are you sure this Von Brain is the guy we want?

Sure, I'm sure, you dim brain.

Once we get our hands on his formula for invisible soap--

We can walk away with anything in this town

what ain't nailed down with nails.

Hey, I got a feeling something fishy's going on.

Heh, heh, heh,

yeah, we'll get so rich,

we'll buy his and his limousines.

Yeah, yeah, and all we need is the brain of Dr. Von Brain.

I have it, for ze invisible soap I have ze "anecdote",

or the "anedot", or the " anedrute", uh...

Come with me to ze storeroom, Grape Ape, baby.

Und we pick up chemicals what are going to cure you.

Keep very careful watch on ze test tube.

Do not let it boil over.

Well, now,

a special secret formula, huh, doctor?

Nein, chicken zoup for launch, the delicatessen don't deliver.

So, this is how a scientist works, huh?

Looks excitin',

and, I bet I could be a scientist.

Ah, velcome to the world of science.

Now, I mix up a schmidgen of zis, und a schmidgen of zis,

und a schmidgen of zis, and what I get is...

A chicken zoup shampoo.

Okay, Doc, you're comin' with us.

Ah, nein, there must be some "mishtook", uh, mistake!

No mistake.

You got information in your head what we need.

- Get goin'. - Ah, now I understand.

You zink I am, uh...

I mean, uh, you think I'm Dr. Von Brain?

But, I'm not, my name is, uh, Beagle.

Hahaha, listen to that, puttin' on a phony accent

so as we'll think he ain't him.

Move, Doc.

I'll just see if the coast is clear.

All clear, let's go.

All right, Doc, out, out!

I'm out, I'm out!

Mr. Beagle, we got it here all the erforderlichen of chemicals

that we need for ze anecdote.

He's not here, Mr. Beagle is already gone!

Beegley Beagley's not here, gone!

Where's Beagley?

Beegley Beagley's not here.

Not here.

Not there.

Not nowhere.

Hey, pal, hey, Beegley Beagley?

Hmm, very interesting, no sign of a clue.

A clue, the Grape Ape has gu-founded a clue.

Yeah, clue.

I'm comin', Beegley Beagley.

Grape Ape.

I'll go with him, follow zat thread!

Here we are, let's get the Doc inside.

Hey, Slippery, what happened to you?

I don't know, could be the car's got moths.

- Or, maybe I -- - Oh, forget it, for now.

We gotta start bein' invisible.

Okay, Doc, start makin' that soap.

Chemicals, zupplies.

I can't make no zoap without chemicals und zupplies.

You name it, we'll get it.

- Sam, write this down. - Ready, Shark.

I will need, uh, wing of newt, ear of corn, bicob of ticob,

ticob of bicob, lace of shoe, scare of crow.

- You got all that, Sam? - Got it,

except for the part that comes after "I will need."

Hurry, hurry, find Beagley, Grape Ape.

Not so fast, Grape Ape, schlow down.

Sam brung back everything you asked for,

and still no disappearin' soap.

Maybe you really ain't no scientist, after all, huh?

You ain't doctor Von Brain, you're a phony!

And we know what to do with phonies.

Now I remember what I left out of the soap.

Two pounds of knockwurst

and a test tube of chicken soup.

Clam up, phony, we're onto yous.

Hey, you better let me go or I'll tell the police.

I'll tell the FBI.

I'll tell my mother.

- Grab 'em, Sam. - Right, Shark.

Beegley Beagley is okay, Grape Ape.

Oh, huh-huh-huh...

Uh, how's the weather down there, fellas?

Sam, you ever think about goin' back to a honest life?

Yeah, about ten seconds ago.

Me too, let's go.

Gee, thanks, purple pal, you saved me, and I'm fine now.

But, what about you, you're still invisible.

Poor Grape Ape, no tummy, no hand.

Doctor Von Brain, your anti-soap antidote.