The Thundermans

*

All done.

Oh, I love it.

Looking good, baby!

- Aw, just the girls hangin' out?

Not exactly.

- All right, I'm ready to pedi.

- Oh, Link's back. - He never left.

- Well, ever since I quit Splatburger,

I have all this extra time for my other job--

being Phoebe's boyfriend.

How am I doin', boss?

Employee of the Month!

- Oh, but it is late. I should get going.

You can paint my nails next time, Chloe.

- Okay. Dr. Bunny, your turn!

- I'll call you from the car.

- Uh, it's probably not safe to call me while you're driving.

- You're right. Maybe I should stay.

- No, no, no. Call me from the car.

Okay.

Okay, is there a reason

you're turning our house into an igloo?

It's Link.

I love spending time with him-- just not all my time.

Since we're always together,

I never get a chance to miss him.

Looks like you got yourself quite the clinger.

Trust me. I know all about that.

Max, is that you?

Are you comin' down? Should I come up?

Max

- Well, at least I get to keep my clinger in a cage.

- You know, Phoebe, when your father first retired,

he was a little clingy, too.

Guess what I did?

- Barb, thanks again for this 3D puzzle.

Just when I'm looking for something to do,

another one shows up!

You got him a hobby.

- No, I got him a home gym, but that didn't work.

- Oh, I think Link wants me to answer my phone.

- I forgot to freeze the back door.

Hey, Link.

Yeah, I miss you, too.

This may be awhile.

*

* What you see

* Is not what you get

* Livin' our lives with a secret *

* We fit right in

* Bet you never guessed

* 'Cause we're livin' our lives *

* Just like all the rest

* A picture perfect family *

* Is what we try to be

* Look closer, you might see *

* The crazy things we do

* This isn't make believe *

* It's our reality

* Just your average family

* Trying to be normal and stay out of trouble *

* Livin' a double life

- I'm so excited to go to the movies tomorrow night.

Me, too.

Any chance that this is going to be a girls' night girls' night,

or is it gonna be a girls' night plus Link girls' night,

like it's been the past three girls' nights?

- Yeah, if you're asking if Link is coming--no.

Oh, come on, that's actually what I wanted to show you.

Of course.

You're gonna clean out your garage

so you have a place to hide from Link.

- No, it's National Hobby Month.

I'm gonna have Link pick a hobby

and then he'll give me a little space--

which is exactly what our relationship needs.

- Hey, Phoebe. Hey, Cherry.

Garage sale. Awesome.

- No, Link, it's National Hobby Month.

Duh!

Oh, I call dibs on knitting.

- Oh, yeah--did you know that up to 500 hobbies

go unhobbed each month?

- I don't think anyone knows that.

- Well, now that you do, let's get you a hobby.

We have, uh, soda brewing, ping pong,

ooh, croquet.

- Is spending time with you somewhere around here--

'cause that's a hobby I could "get down" with.

I can't take that back, can I?

- Hey, Phoebe, I think your boomerang's broken.

I threw it and it's not coming back.

Now it is!

- Oh, I am just going to take my knitting and go.

No way I can hurt myself with these things.

- Wow, you saved Cherry's life.

I wish I had skills like that. - You do.

Wait. That could be your hobby--saving people.

You know, to be honest,

it's something that I've always wanted to do.

But growing up the son of Evil Man,

I just never thought it was possible.

- Well, hey, you won't know until you try.

I can even go on your first save with you.

Make sure it's something you can "get down" with.

Yeah, there really is no way to make that cool.

Yeah. No.

- Thanks for inviting us to hang out at Splatburger, Max.

- Ah, I didn't invite you to hang out,

I invited you to pay.

Hello, Thunder brats.

- Mrs. Wong, what are you doing here?

- I'm passing out samples of my chili.

The "Chili Wars" cooking show is coming to Hiddenville

and I'm in it to win it!

- So, why are you here at Splatburger?

This isn't your restaurant.

It is now.

Soon I will own every restaurant in Hiddenville

and you won't be able to escape the long arm of Wong!

Anyway, enjoy the chili.

- Well, everything tastes better when it's free.

Except this! It's gross!

- I've made better chili than this--

right here at this table.

Watch--uh, burrito, fried peppers,

hamburger and my secret ingredient.

Grow up, Billy.

Sweet potato fries.

Dig in.

- Yum! - That's awesome!

How'd you learn to cook like that?

- I was in my lair trying to make a cherry bomb.

Next thing I know,

I made a cherry pie that was the bomb.

- So, everybody enjoying my chili?

- No, we're enjoying this chili.

We spit yours out.

Let me try.

Hm, not bad. What's in it?

- It's a family secret. Sorry, Wong.

No hard feelings.

Yeah, I think we're done.

All right, chili,

surrender your mysteries to the long arm of Wong.

- Okay, Link, this is perfect.

Six civilians trapped in an elevator.

Now, remember, the number one superhero rule--

saving lives comes before family and friends.

- Those six people in there are your girlfriends now.

No, don't worry.

This is a nice beginner- level save, okay?

There are six lives at stake.

Those cables could snap.

- Link, this isn't a cartoon. Cables don't just snap.

- Oh, no, the cables are snapping!

They're gonna fall! - My girlfriends!

You caught them.

That was incredible.

- There, I pulled them to the next floor.

Let's get them out.

I can't believe this.

- Thank you so much. How did you--

Oh, we didn't do anything.

Just, uh, two kids hangin' out at an office building.

Okay, thanks, bye.

- Saving people feels amazing!

I think I'm hooked.

It's all because of you.

Thank you. - Oh...

Wait a minute.

If you're hugging me, who's holding the elevator?

- Guess we're taking the stairs.

*

- Max, you've gotta see this.

- Hey, hey, hey, Chili D. Williams

here with a preview of this week's "Chili Wars."

We're in Hiddenville with contestant Mrs. Wong.

Mmmmm, smells like you've got a pretty good chance

of winning this week's big cash prize.

Do I detect a little, uh...

...sweet potato fries in there?

- Uh-uh-uh, it's a secret family recipe.

And if anybody says I stole it,

he's a liar! - Oh, wow.

- I can't believe Wong stole my recipe.

I mean, I can. But I can't!

- We can't let her win that money with your chili.

- Yeah, you've gotta enter that cooking contest.

- Whoa! Villains don't cook on TV!

You'll ruin your evil reputation.

By the way, I booked you a pedicure with Chloe at 2:00.

Thank you.

And you're right--I can't be seen cooking in public.

But someone else can.

Let's get cookin'!

- Uh, I meant Billy and Nora.

Sorry, pal.

- Link's been so busy saving people all week,