Panda Plan (熊猫计划)

Foreign news.

2 pandas, named Yuanyuan and Manman,

which was moved to the Noah Zoo located on the Noah Islands 3 years ago,

recently gave birth to a baby panda.

According to statistics from Global Streaming Platform Alliance,

This unique baby panda now has more than 700 million followers.

In the past, we have seen pink pandas,

brown pandas, A panda whose back has no black fur.

All of these are rare pandas

and unusual gene expressions.

A panda with two black eyes of

different sizes is extremely rare

in the history of animal genetics.

This little baby

panda is one of a kind.

My lord, we have one spot.

We can buy it.

Really?

It's just that they ask for ridiculous prices.

Just pay.

Don't you think about it first?

No matter what

the price, I will pay.

Do you understand what I'm saying?

As requested,

the goods will be delivered to you on time.

broth3r max translation

Okay! Cut!

Colleagues?

Are you okay? Yeah.

Good job, guys.

Hey, the cable sling. Take it down.

Don't let it swing.

Very, very, very...

authentic!

1 against 30.

That's really crazy!

Come on! Give Jackie a round of applause!

Yeah!

All departments! Come on, hurry up

finish the set

and we're shooting this again. Filming again?

We've shot this many times. That's enough.

Let's take a break!

The executive director treats us to milk tea!

That doesn't make sense!

I single-handedly defeated an entire deadly army?

Am I a superhero?

This is a commercial film, must entertain,

It is not like that? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You are so smart and cool!

Next time I'll just take a role in a romantic film.

Good!

Bro, I just wrote the "Love" trilogy.

First part. "Love in the Middle of a Gunfight".

It's like an action movie all over again! Second part...

Excuse me. There's a short circuit.

What is the title of the second part?

The second

part, "Love...

in the middle of a pool of blood.

" If so, what is the title of the third one?

"Love...

"Love in Anything".

So sign the contract for this trilogy.

Do you know the rules? You should know, right?

Who are you to tell you to take a break?

If I don't tell you to rest, what else do I announce?

Finished today? What else is there on the schedule?

Arctic International All-Star Golf Tournament

invite you to tee-off.

I'll just skip the golf schedule.

Okay.

Invitation from Mr. Stallone for

housewarming party in his new housing complex.

No. Just send her flowers.

Okay.

The first South African Ice Festival asks you

to cut the ribbon at their opening ceremony.

Ice Festival in South Africa?

Maybe it's man-made ice.

Of course it doesn't matter if it's man-made.

Okay.

The Maritime Film Festival in Somalia invites you to its opening...

Somalia?

Let's just skip it. That seems a bit dangerous.

Noah's Zoo invites you to adopt a panda.

A panda?

This one.

He apparently?

The largest star animal in the world.

He's so cute! Do you want it or not?

Geez!

Excuse me.

He's really cute.

KUNGFU STAR JACKIE "PANDAMAN"

JACKIE ADOPTS A PANDA BEAR

JACKIE ANNOUNCES PANDA ADOPTION

Welcome, distinguished guests.

O. Welcome to Noah's Zoo!

Thank You.

I'm the director here. My name is Peter.

"You can call me Mr. Pi."

Can you speak Chinese? We have a lot of Chinese tourists.

This is Anastasia, my assistant.

This car here. Is that your car?

Yeah. Through this way.

Thank You.

NOAH'S ZOO

Look, your fans.

Through this way.

BONBIN NOAH CITY WALK

Thank You.

Thank You.

Look over here!

Thank You.

You can't eat this. Why?

Too sweet. Your blood sugar!

But why did you buy 2? Because the second one is half the price.

Hey, you can't eat that either. Too oily!

Pack.

Order 1 hotdog.

Come on, come on, come on.

I've bitten this!

PANDA PLAN

Hi, Amy.

Hi, Tony. You are beautiful today.

Hi, Cherry.

Hi, Tony. You're beautiful in uniform.

The robot is about to pass.

Hi, Tony.

I'm working, please step aside.

Working.

Hello, Zhuzhu.

You are beautiful today.

Oh no, you don't talk to me anymore.

Your order has arrived.

Big Babe.

Get down, Big Babe.

If you don't want it, I'll just drink it.

Can you come down first so I'm not embarrassed?

Big Babe!

Drink later I'll go.

Big Babe, come down.

Okay.

You want me to work overtime, right?

O.

Can I order ice cream?

Of course.

Have you seen Jackie today?

Yes.

Are his O-legs visible? Yes, it looks great!

What about the nose?

Big! I'll tell you.

His nose is almost half his face.

I missed a lot.

I didn't see him today. Thank You.

Mr Jia.

Is this yours?

It's so smelly.

You never pay. Don't ask for too much.

And by the way, I can't stand looking at you

guys like you've never seen this world before.

So what if it's a star?

What do you see?

Don't think I'm just an ice cream man.

I'll let you know.

I used to work in Hollywood.

I sell ice cream.

There are so many stars.

Will Smith,

Keanu Reeves, Tom...

Tom...

and Jerry.

We are very familiar. Am I bragging? I think it's all normal. Really.

O.

This nose is also almost half of his face.

Order the ice cream.

O.

Jackie Chan. Jackie!

The truth is Jerry, not Jackie.

Jerry is an American mouse.

Jackie is Jackie Chan.

He's from Hong Kong.

Jackie!

It's really Jackie!

Oh my, Jackie Chan!

Come on, take a photo.

Bang! Can we take a photo?

Take photos.

Quickly get the cellphone.

Hello. Can I sit here too?

Yes, please. Thank You.

Mr. Jia is too pretentious.

I can't finish it all. Let me just give it to you.

No, no. I'm here eating ice cream every day.

Really? Yes, no need.

I'm the panda's caretaker, Su Xiaozhu.

Panda babysitter?

I'm here to adopt... I know, I know that.