Don't Look Now... We're Being Shot At!

RAF Bomber Squadron 261

is on a night mission over Germany.

Operation Code:

"TEA FOR TWO"

DON'T LOOK NOW... WE'RE BEING SHOT AT!

Well!

It's cold today, isn't it?

Quick!

Your hand!

Give me your hand!

The zoo opens in 3 minutes. Germans everywhere.

You'll be caught. Me too.

Hurry! Your parachute!

Grab your things. Come on.

Climb up!

He's going to make me fall off.

SS Section 121!

Sorry!

I made a mess!

It's a misunderstanding!

Out of the question!

Coming!

Cease fire!

Get them alive! Search the houses!

That's no place to land.

You're hurt.

High, eh?

Thank you, that was fine.

No... Please!

You there! Fine!

You there! So-so!

You! I never hear you!

You're always talking! Be careful!

My concept of this is personal.

It's more triumphant! With more pride!

That was rubbish! It wasn't bad. It was very bad!

Take it from 17!

You're chatting!

Always chatting!

You have the gift of gab!

From 17!

Who did that?

Me, Maestro!

- You think you're where? - At the Opera!

Very funny. Out!

Mephisto, Marguerite, Faust! Out!

I want no one here when I'm working!

Just me and Berlioz!

Quiet up there!

Sorry, Mr. Lefort!

From 17!

More brass! Lightning before the thunder!

Coming, dear?

I'll catch up later.

- Got the bomb? - Here!

The wires! Check outside!

Plug the hole!

Be quiet or Lefort'll get nosy!

Finished?

With flowers and a crown!

- That carnation... - Hands off! It's wired!

You'll ruin it!

Lights!

Everyone stays here! No one can leave!

English parachutist is in Opera!

Helping him means death sentence!

- Achbach! - Stanislas Lefort!

We shoot down English bomber over Paris.

Two pilot prisoners. One pilot in here is hiding.

I regret for stopping music.

Hear that?

Our rehearsal is cut to 12 minutes...

by machineguns!

Tonight will be just fine!

Here's a little stick!

Let me through!

What nerve! Stopping rehearsal!

What's this?

- What? - Don't move!

Are you OK?

I'm French. The Germans! Please!

Open up!

I'm fed up! Fed up!

Open the door!

I'll break it down!

OK! Coming!

Sorry!

House search!

I'm fed up too!

Shut up, old bag! Can't you hear somebody's here?

Please pay no attention. Come in!

You're lucky your wife's far away!

Make yourself useful, soldier! Catch this suitcase!

Put it on the bed! I'm leaving!

Stop making a spectacle of yourself!

I won't live longer with this idiot!

Just you wait till they're gone!

- Nobody on the balcony! - Nothing!

I'm sorry!

There.

They're upstairs! Quick!

If it goes to the 6th, he'll be crushed!

Wait!

Too heavy!

The door's open again!

- I lost it! - What?

My key. I always leave it under the mat but...

Quick!

Never mind!

Augustin Bouvet, house painter.

Bury that!

I'll use it for shirts till the war's over!

Shirts!

Thank you!

Mustache! Dangerous!

Gone! No one in the street!

I'll take him to my place.

Your place?

- Where else? - The Germans'll be there!

At home?

- Got a phone? - Yes, Clignancourt 13-35.

- Wait! - It won't answer!

I'm here!

Mr. Bouvet, please.

Speaking!

He's lying! It's not me!

Without you, they'd have got us!

What a mess!

What do I do now?

- What? - What did he say?

He wants to go to the Turkish baths!

He's to meet his pals at the baths!

Typically English! The Turkish baths!

Wounded and not speaking French! He'll soon be caught.

So I'll go.

I'll get him clothes. We'll meet at Grandpa's.

Where?

I work with him at his puppet theater.

But it's dangerous.

Come in!

Make the birds softer!

Take it again!

- What is it? - Bravo!

This time I don't stop!

Continue!

This time I'm stopping!

Who are you looking for?

Your Englishman? Is it me?

Him?

Come with me!

Come on! Is he there?

- There? - I see he's not.

- There? - Calm down, Maestro!

You stopped my rehearsal,

and now my teaching!

Forgive me.

Forgive? Look! Here?

Here? He's not there. And what's in here?

Allow me?

Black market!

It's for the intermission.

I'm always hungry. My stomach... It's like...

So I have to eat.

You great rascal!

Little rascal!

Excuse me!

And now back to Lesson four!

And don't talk back! No talking!

Just be quiet!

Sit on the stool! We'll get to work!

Turkish baths?

Don't whistle that!

Forbidden here!

I risk a lot!

The Germans will get you!

If you talk, I risk even more!

So I risk both ways!

You always say yes!

Listen!

You leave with him?

For good?

And you... Wait!

In there!

- Shit! How do you say...? - What? Shit?

Excuse me. I overheard you.

You mentioned MacIntosh and Peter, right?

Not at all!

I don't see what you mean!

I'm looking for a friend who's lost in the fog.

Seen him? He has a big mustache.

I'm Big Mustache. I was!

Too dangerous!

Follow me!

His accent's good. We can follow him.

Maestro, are you there?

And now, Maestro...

I'm waiting for you!

To the Opera! Fast!

Coming!

You're crazy!