Hello My Girl (Ni Hao, Wo De Dong Bei Nu You / 侬好, 我的东北女友)

(which takes two hours and twenty minutes by plane.)

(In winter, the local temperature can reach ten degrees below zero.)

(and for one bath, they stay in the bathhouse all day.)

(It's said that though Lao Tzu, Confucius, and Sun Tzu)

Hello, do you need a pot?

No, I don't.

Wait... Wait. Don't leave.

I've got everything.

Aren't you interested?

Bath sponge.

Or maybe facial cream?

Hello?

Where are you? Why didn't I see you?

I'll call you back later.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

Freshman?

Economics and Management?

You are my junior then.

Look, it's very crowded over there, right?

You need to fill in this form first.

Otherwise, it's useless to go there.

Then, you need to give it back to me

before I can fill it in.

Here.

Thank you.

What do you need?

Your ID.

You...

Look after these for me.

I've got everything done for you. Here.

Already?

I pulled a few strings.

Thank you.

Let's go.

Where to?

Your dormitory.

I got this. It's not heavy.

No worries.

It's very far.

I'll walk you there.

Senior.

You can call me Miss Duo.

Are you from Shanghai?

We don't have many students from Shanghai here.

You can come to me if you ever need anything.

The bathhouse and canteen are over there.

That's the corner shop.

Life Service Area is over there.

The basketball court is that way.

Ahead of us, there're the teaching buildings one and two,

the lecture theater, and library.

I'll leave you here.

I can't enter the boys' dormitory.

You have to go alone.

Thank you for your help.

You're welcome.

Hey,

you forgot to scan my WeChat QR code.

Come on.

Oh, I'm sorry.

I need you to scan mine instead.

Twenty?

Cases like yours

normally cost fifty yuan.

But since you are my first customer today,

I gave you a discount.

No need to thank me.

See you.

Zhao Duoduo. Services provided include

barbecue and takeout delivery,

running errands, and daigou.

I...

Keep these safe for me.

I'll come back for them. Thanks.

Wait...

Did she charge you?

If she comes to you for these,

tell her to find me in the Committee Office.

Sir, my suitcase.

Hello, sir.

Hello, sir.

Here.

Try our Harbin red sausage.

Tieling Tom Cruise.

Interesting.

Then I am

Harbin Leonardo DiCaprio.

Thank you.

From today on,

I'll do live streaming in Northeast China.

Now let me introduce you

to my roommates.

Come on.

My friends, say hello to this mister.

What is this?

Nothing. Nothing.

How surprising.

You have such hobbies.

I get it.

Come. Say hello.

Wait. What is the point?

You talked so much

but there's no audience.

You know nothing.

It's called live streaming,

so I have to keep the streaming live to get fans.

Look at you.

You won't get any fans anyway.

Me?

What's wrong with me?

Nothing.

I was complimenting you.

It's our first day at school.

We only just met. After the military training,

I'll prepare a hotpot for you guys.

Great.

Qian,

help me carry some.

I'll buy you a meal later.

What are you doing? Trying to sell water?

The freshmen are doing their military training.

I just did my nails.

No worries. I'll carry these on my own.

Enough. Enough.

Give it a rest.

How much can you earn from selling some water?

Besides,

without that shabby handcart,

even if you can carry these downstairs,

you won't make it to the playground.

Yang Yishan isn't returning my calls or texts.

I need to go to the boys' dormitory.

I have to get my handcart back,

along with my goods.

My friend,

do you mind scrubbing my back for me?

I'll scrub yours later.

I'm sorry.

I'm not good at it.

Are you from the south?

Don't worry.

I'll scrub your back for you.

I promise you'll like it.

No... No need.

I'm good.

Come on. This is the hotpot from Sichuan province.

Here. Here.

My God.

Smells great.

Nice.

Yishan,

the food is ready.

Have some?

Right.