Steven Universe

Hey, all you gems out there in the universe!

Have you been feeling lost and confused in this new era?

Then come on down to Little Homeschool!

Are you used to destroying things?

Then learn to be constructive instead!

Are you used to plotting?

Then you can tend to this plot of land!

Feeling lost without direction from the diamonds?

Come and find your center.

Everyone deserves a chance to change,

so come on down today!

And, cut.

Thanks for helping update our commercial, guys.

I'm an actor.

I'll get this home and do some editing.

Steven, you smell good.

Uh, what?

It's written on your back.

Huh?

You obviously wrote this yourself.

No, I didn't.

Mnh! Bleh!

Tomato soup?

I thought you loved tomato soup!

Yeah, but...

where'd my juice go?

On, no!

The Dondai's been, um...

kinda covered in toilet paper?

Hey! Whoever you are that's "pranking me,"

you've got a really weird idea of what a prank is.

At least I don't have to pick up more toilet paper.

- Hmm? - Whoa, another welcome party.

A new gem must have arrived.

Yo, dude, come over here and introduce yourself.

Welcome to Earth! My name's...

Well, well, well,

if it ain't the old gem savior himself,

Steven Universe!

Bluebird Azurite, at your service!

All right, give us a hug then!

- Oh! Heh. - Cute.

Mmm. Oh!

You like food, yeah?

Yeah? Well, sit tight, then.

I'll be right back!

- What?! - Yeah, she just got here

and is already exploring Earth cuisine.

What is this?

Just some old Earth things.

Clams, peanut butter, and a side of fresh cut grass.

Please enjoy it.

I'm begging you, please!

Gosh, Steven, don't make her beg.

S-Sure! Heh.

I'll just, uh...

dip this here...

- Mmm. - Is it good?

Yeah, it... it's great.

Brilliant.

Can I see you guys in the bathroom?

- Huh? - Sorry, Dad.

Emergency meeting.

Don't panic.

I think Bluebird is a fusion of Aquamarine and Eyeball!

Well, duh.

It's pretty obvious. What?!

Well, how come you're all so calm about this?

Did you forget that Aquamarine kidnapped me?

How about the fact that Eyeball tried to stab me,

and ratted me out while I was on trial?

They must've fused because they both hate me!

That was them. This is Bluebird.

But she pranked me earlier today!

She put a sign on my back that said I...

smelled good.

Switched my juice with tomato soup.

Neatly stacked toilet paper...

on top of my car?

None of that stuff sounds particularly malicious.

Besides, don't you like tomato soup?

Yeah, but isn't it convenient that Bluebird

just showed up here at my house?

Steven, you've literally invited all problematic gems

from across the universe to come here

and learn a better way of living.

Well, right. Listen, Schtu ball,

if you don't want this gem around,

that's totally fair.

No, you guys are right.

Everyone deserves a chance to change.

Don't worry. If she tries anything funny,

we'll be there to squash her.

Thanks, Garnet.

Hey, Bluebird! What's up?

Steven Universe!

I'm sorry.

I gave you all that food

without something to, uh, wash it down with.

Okay, thank you!

How'd that 'appen?

You obviously shook it.

Chance to change.

You obviously shook it...

by accident.

Hmm?

Pearl! Bluebird's got a knife!

How else are we gonna cut this cake she made for you?

Surprise!

Wha?

Bluebird's got Garnet pinned!

Let Garnet go right now!

Hey, Steven. Bluebird was helping me do some stretching

before diving into a bit of advanced yoga.

It's very important to stretch!

Hmm?

Ugh.

What's up, dude?

Bluebird's really getting to me.

I mean, look at this terrible drawing she made of me.

Steven, I... These too!

I've been finding this junk all over the place.

Steven, those are my drawings!

Amethyst, I'm sorry!

What's with the waterworks, love?

My art career is over before it even got off the ground!

I don't know what art is, but this is the best art

I've ever seen!

Awww, thanks, Bluebird!

I'm gonna work on my art right now!

You wanna come? Lead the way, Amethyst!

Hey, Dad!

Aaaaah!

Dad, are you okay?! What's up, Schtu ball?

Just showin' Bluebird some of my old classic

sci-fi horror movies.

Yeah! They're hilarious!

So, what're you doin' over here?

Got somethin' on your mind?