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Oh, don't stop.

Oh, that feels so good. Alright.

Oh, yeah, right there.

Oh, keep going.

Don't stop, don't stop.

Stop.

God.

Why did you do that, choke me?

You know, I wanna start exploring more in bed.

Okay, but choking me, really?

I don't know if I'm into that.

What, it's fun.

I wish you would choke me more.

Okay. I guess I can try.

What else?

What about bringing in a third?

- Kayla. - I know a couple.

Rad?

You keep asking me and asking me

and every time, I'm gonna give you the same answer.

If you're intimate with another person

other than the person you're with, it's cheating.

Period. How come you can't see that?

I don't think so.

If you're in love with someone

truly in love, nothing can break that,

not even both of us fucking another person.

Oh, my God, Kayla, why'd you have to put it like that?

- Like what? - Fucking.

- Fucking another person. - Fucking, yes.

'Cause that's what it is. It's just sex.

It's not what we have.

We make love.

Why do I feel like your past relationships

keep creeping into ours?

Baby, I'm over my past.

Really, then why aren't you over this idea

of being in an open relationship?

No. No, I never said that.

I do not want an open relationship with you.

Maybe I've done that before, but, baby, that is not us.

I've not asked you for that.

Okay, then what are you asking?

I don't want us to get bored.

I don't wanna get bored. I know myself.

I'm gonna get bored, and I'll leave

and I don't wanna do that, not with you.

This is actually me fighting for us.

No, I'm not, I'm not cool with that

and if you love me, you'll respect that.

Baby, don't. Where are you going?

Need a shower. You know, wash off my stuffiness.

Hmm, so beautiful.

This is all a dream and you're about to wake up.

I don't think I want to wake up.

Babe, get ready. We're leaving in 30 minutes.

Shit.

Why'd we have to leave so early?

Babe, it's like, a four-hour drive.

Think I'd rather just stay here, and watch you all day.

Well, we got places to go.

Alright, I guess.

- 'You're gonna love Glory.' - Uh, wait, Glory?

This is her third fiancee.

- Three. Like one, two, three. - How?

This last guy was some Vegas hotel developer

and the first guy was her college professor.

Or our college professor.

Whoa, same class?

- Did she at least get an A? - So stupid, yes, of course.

'Hey, how about this new guy we're meeting?'

'If this dude has the balls to land Glory'

'he must be some sort of God or the devil.'

'Hmm.'

Glory?

I hear people.

Hey, Glory, it's Kayla.

'Lemme try the doorbell.'

Wow, one hell of a doorbell. Geez.

Uh, maybe there's a door around back.

- Let's go check. - Yeah, let's try it.

You sure it's a good idea?

Yeah. Of course, why not?

- It's open. - Alright.

Wow.

Did you hear that?

Yeah.

I think it's coming from down the hall.

- Come on. - Hmm.

What is that sound?

You know, this place is amazing.

Yeah, works pretty cool.

Okay, that's definitely Glory fucking.

- Really? - I'm sure.

I lived with the bomb two years.

Think it's coming from upstairs.

No, it's definitely coming from this way.

No, that sounds like a couple of animals.

Are you sure that's people?

I'm sure, it's just sex.

'Stop.'

No, no more.

'No, stop, oh!'

'Stop, oh.'

Stop.

Fuckin' there?

Daddy!

- Oh, yes, yes. - Fuck, fuck, fuck.

- Fuck. - Oh, yes, yes.

Yes! Yes, oh.

Stop it. Stop it, stop it.

Stop. Stop!

'I'll take it.'

Yes, oh. Daddy, daddy!

'Oh, daddy.'

Rad.

What was that? Did they know we were coming?

That is Glory.

- Oh. - Fuck.

- Ahh. - Good girl.

This place is crazy.

I cannot believe

Glory moved in here with him.

Is this what the weekend's gonna be like?

- Oh, baby. No. - What's going on there?

Relax, remember, we said we were gonna have fun.

- Oh, baby. - Don't you feel toxic fun.

- It's an adventure. - Yeah.

Let's try to let loose, alright.

Maybe we can catch the sunset.

Yeah, let's check it out.

Wow.

Man, I'm guessing that was numero three.

Yeah, that wasn't the welcome I was expecting.

Kind of hot though.

Yeah, three.

Just a little bit of gorgeousness.

Just a little.

Hmm, baby.

I know.

Ah, two years.

Man, it's the longest anything I've ever had.

And you are the first to make two years feel like five.

I know I'm tight, tight.

You know, the whole cop thing.

Protests.

You know, the investigation's going on, everything.

- Hey. Hey. - But I'm just--

I've dealt with your shit for this long.

Maybe I'm starting to rub off on you a little.

You are.

What's up, fuckers?

Oh, I'm so glad you're here. I have missed you.

- It's been so long. - Too fucking long, sister.

- And you, sir? - Rad, this is Glory.

Aka my sister from another mister, the devil's daughter.

Humbly at your service, officer.

Kayla, I cannot wait for you to meet

my fucking smoking hot man.

You mean numero tres bae?

Fuck you, bitch, I can't help it.

I know you can't.

Hey, Rad, would you mind getting us girls