Even Lovers Get The Blues

Good evening.

It's like Siberia out here...

Stick the heating on!

What are you doing?

I'm eating you.

It's getting late...

- That's great! - I know!

You're turning me on. I want you right now.

Baby, please... Do you want a drink?

Two shots of vodka, please.

Thanks.

Cheers!

- Let's go. - OK.

I love you. Come on...

Wait...

It won't close!

It's filthy down there. Turn around.

It's filthy here too.

What's this? How does it work?

It's a leotard. Let me un-do it...

I'm not hard yet!

I can't feel you...

Come on, harder...

- Harder! - Stop telling me what to do!

- I love you. - I love you too.

Then love me harder!

Are you OK? Can't you come?

I can! Shh!

- I'm going to come... - Pull out!

Wait, I'm going to come...

Pull out!

Pull out!

- I'll be back. - What?

I'll be right back.

Hugo?

Hugo!

Hugo?

Speak to me...

Hello? My boyfriend has just had a seizure.

He's not well...

We can come back with you.

It's OK. Go without me.

- Are you sure? - Yes.

I'm fine.

OK...

I'll call you.

You could have made an effort.

- How? By reading a bible passage? - Yes!

I asked you for just one thing. A homage for your brother.

Dad, can we go?

They had just had sex when it happened.

She was in the shower...

He said he wanted a threesome...

Cut it out.

The evening it happened, before they left.

She didn't want one.

What is it?

I don't know...

I'm surprised he wanted that.

I'm not.

Oh, really?

It's not so strange. Plenty of people do it.

- You're such a prude! - Cut it out.

Can I help you? Looking for something in particular?

I don't know. I'm just browsing.

Is it for a man? A woman?

For me. And my girlfriend.

Something for both of us, but I don't know what.

I want something that...

- I don't know. - It's OK. I'm used to it.

- I'll help you. - OK.

I'll show you what we have.

We have this, for example.

Would you kindly place your finger inside the hole, sir?

And voilà! A nice, tight blowjob!

Not bad, right? We have lots of things like this.

Thanks.

I can show you some other models.

Sweetheart?

Graz?

Good evening.

What are you doing?

I heard there's a fire here.

Oh, really?

Yes, I received a phone call.

It seems that someone's pussy is on fire...

Really?

So, I'll need to get my hose out...

Well...

If that's the case...

Maybe I'll need to help, Mister Fireman...

Really? That's not a bad idea.

- Sit there... - No, you sit there.

I'll need to get out your hose, Mister Fireman.

I think your hose is ready to put out the fire, Mister Fireman!

Take your clothes off.

Put this on.

- Why? - I'm ovulating.

Put it on. No questions.

So?

Ready?

Wait a second...

- Want me to help? - Stop always saying that.

I'm just trying to be nice, Mister Fireman...

It's not fucking working!

- What do you mean? - It's the condom! You don't know!

Calm down. It's OK.

Stop pressuring me!

Why don't you go on the pill?

I won't put shit inside me just because you can't get hard!

Hey, Ana. It's me. Just calling to see how you are.

Léo said you'd heard from the pathologists

and I wanted to know how you are.

We're getting lunch today. It might be good to get out.

It'd be really great to see you.

Lots of love.

Hello?

Who?

I'll open the door. You have to ring the doorbell, OK?

I'm on the first floor.

OK, bye.

- Hi. - Come in.

Sorry for turning up like this.

It's OK. I couldn't sleep anyway.

Did you both live here?

Yes.

I've made a few changes. It didn't always look like this.

- Do you sleep here? - Yes.

- Would you mind turning on a light? - Sure...

And you? Where are you staying?

I'm squatting with some friends.

I've found some work as a barman.

And I want to study photography.

I do it as a hobby, but it's tough.

Will you move here?

No...

I don't know.

It's temporary. We'll see.

Do you squat with different friends?

No.

I met a couple of guys...

A couple of guys offered to...

My stuff's there, I squat. That's all...

It's a bit weird we never met before.

Well, with me and my family...

They're all wearing short-shorts!

Not even that, they're G-strings!

So, they're all there, throwing up in the gutter!

The British are just all over the place!

- But I love their accent! - Yes!

The guys look right at you and say:

Have you slept with a lot of guys?

That many?

More than you, I reckon!

How many then?

I don't know. I stopped counting.

Where do you meet them?

All over the place.

In bars, nightclubs, online...

In backrooms too.

What are they like, backrooms?

They're totally dark.

The last time, I was totally wasted in London.

Some guy was sucking me off and he stole my wallet and phone!

- No way! - Yes!

In backrooms, everyone has their trousers down.

So that makes things easier.

Here's to the magic of backrooms!

Wait. Salta rockerita!

Uno, dos, tres!

I've always dreamed of doing that!

OK, my turn now!

Uno...

Oh, hi!

This is Miguel.

Louis, Miguel...

- Hi Miguel. - Hi.

He plays too. He has a group in Colombia.

We just met randomly.

That's cool.

"That's cool".

All right?

- What's this? - Nothing.

- He's hitting on you, right? - Totally!

- You think that's funny? - It is funny.

He's quite cute.

A bit too hairy for me...

You're an idiot.

I was thinking...

Maybe he could stay with us tonight?

You know what I mean?

What do you mean?

You know...

We could try something.

It might be fun.

Fun?

Are you serious?

It's so small

It's so tight

It's ridiculous, complicated and cold