Joey and Ella

There's one like this in that truck.

That's good. Thanks.

Feeling any better, Matilda?

How's the little one?

Attagirl.

You've never tasted

anything more perfect in your life, have you?

You're not wrong, Jerry. Mm.

Take a crate home with you,

for Sandy and the kids.

- Really? - Yeah, it's the last day of the fair,

I can't eat them all by myself.

Just follow the lead vehicle, and then we'll fall in behind you.

Make sure the leads are double-checked before we head out.

Okay.

Just one more stop and then we're headed home!

Hang in there!

- Where are they? - Check your pockets.

I checked my pockets. There's nothing!

The inner pocket.

Why am I the curator?

Don't worry about it. I'm gonna do all the talking.

That's what I'm worried about.

Just hurry up.

Huh?

Did you hold it against your phone?

No, it was in my pocket!

I just think you should...

Will you stop?!

Try holding it...

Knock it off!

Follow my lead.

We did it!

We actually did it!

Keep it together. We're not out of the building yet.

- What?! - Your, um...

What's your problem?

You've got a crooked cookie duster.

You hit your head or something?

- I don't think so. - What are you trying to tell me?

- Straighten your lip strip. - Come again?

- Your dental drapes? - What?!

- Your muzzle fuzz! - You're not making any sense!

You need to resituate your soup strainer.

"Soup strainer"?

You know, the old push broom?

Why can't you just talk in plain English?!

Your mustache is falling off!

Excuse us.

So sorry!

Where are your getaway clothes?

I left them in the truck.

Call security!

- We may need to go with Plan B. - Not yet!

You really think we can outrun them in this?

Not in the slightest!

I don't see 'em!

- I really think we should consider... - Don't say it!

Fine!

Plan B.

Meet at the rendezvous point.

See you there.

Wait! Stop the car!

There. That oughta do it.

Not a fan.

We're in the country already.

Putting country music on top of that experience

just feels like overkill.

Whoa, what's wrong with being in the country? Look at it!

- It's beautiful. - Nothing.

Because there's nothing here at all.

Just miles and miles of flat nothing.

You used to love to visit.

It's not visiting if I'm never going back home.

Just until we get back on our feet, you know that.

And besides, country music is not that bad.

If you get country music, then I get a dog.

Whoa, that escalated quickly! Where'd that come from?

You wanna go full country? Fine!

I'll go full country.

But that involves me having a dog.

Mm.

Okay. Okay.

No more country music, then.

I'll wear you down, old man.

What? Really?

You trying to botch this entire operation?

Sorry! There was a crocodile.

No. No way am I getting in here.

You're clearly the smaller person.

You wanna be bicycle man? Huh?

Didn't think so.

The important thing is, we have the package.

Right here.

I don't know how long I can last in here.

Oh, don't be such a baby!

On second thought...

Ow! Oh, Jackie!

- You didn't have to be so... - Oh, quit your yappin'!

Take it easy out there!

Sorry, baby Billy!

Mommy doesn't want to hit the nice children on the sidewalk!

Goo goo ga ga!

Bella, Bella!

Come here.

Hey, are you okay, little one?

I'm just tired.

Rough trip?

Rough year.

Well, let's, uh, unload that trailer later.

It's about to rain any time soon, now.

Come on inside.

- The house looks great, Dad. - Thanks.

Thanks, Grandpa.

We're so glad to have you here, kiddo.

Yeah, I set your room up in the guest room.

Come have a look.

It's nice. Thank you.

We can do whatever we need to make it your own.

Fresh coat of paint.

Put up some posters of, uh, Brad Pitt.

Oh, wrong generation, Dad.

Oh, I was just trying to help.

Um, toothbrush, jammies, all that good stuff.

Dinner around 7:00?

Thanks, Dad.

"Something so precious

that its value cannot be fully understood."

That's the meaning of "priceless."

- That's right. - Mm. Yes.

"Decades ago, a meteor,

formed of a mineral hitherto unknown,

struck the Earth and shattered into a handful of shards.

One such shard was recovered by an Estonian farmer,

and it later became known as the Mazinski Diamond.

The properties of this mineral

are still not fully understood,

and with so few shards in existence

on the entire planet,

I'd say the Mazinski Diamond classifies

as one of the most priceless things on Earth. Wouldn't you agree?"

- Sure. - And yet...

You two clumsily stumble your way through this operation,

accomplishing the absolute bare minimum,

to bring it here to me tonight.

Job well done.

Thank you.

I'm really glad to hear you say that, boss.

Have neither of you ever heard of the word "sarcasm"?

Hmm?

Why do you suppose I'm in a sour mood?

We're a little late,

but the weather, it's...

Perhaps you two should take a look

at today's news!

Not my best angle.

Just... tell me that you have it.

Right here!

I didn't know you were so funny!

And here I thought you didn't have a sense of humor!

- Okay. All right. - Heh.

Okay, so where is it?

Hmm?

Where is it?

- The real case? - The real case?

- That's the real case. - Uh-huh.

The only case. The case you're looking at is the case.

Okay. Um...

All right, well, now...

Somebody please tell me what this is?

It's for feeding babies.

I know that it's a feeding baby bottle!

Where is the diamond?

What happened, Billy?

We both saw it, and it wasn't a baby bottle!

It must've been at the funfair,

when the crocodile snapped at me.

Are you kidding me?

I swear, it snapped at me!

I dropped the case, it popped open for half a second,

but I grabbed it and I put it right back.

Clearly not!

It's easy, we just go back to the funfair and pick it up.

Don't you get it?

You idiot! You've been made!

We've got to be very careful from here on out.

Okay?

I'll think of something, all right?

But for now, I just would like

for you to get out of my office.

- So sorry about... - Now!

Okay!

"When I waked up just at daybreak,

he was sitting there with his head down, betwixt his knees,

moaning and mourning to himself.

I knowed what it was about.

He was thinking about his wife and his children,

away up yonder, and he was low and homesick,

because he hadn't ever been away from home before in all his life."

Can anyone summarize some of the themes