Crash Course in Romance (One Shot Scandal / Ilta Seukaendeul / 일타 스캔들)

CRASH COURSE IN ROMANCE

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Can I really trust her?

She's the very opposite of discreet.

If people were to find out I'm offering private tutoring…

Darn it. My hands are trembling.

What is he talking about after showing up out of the blue?

I need to pull myself together.

You have to be wary of the clever and sly sort.

Private tutoring from Choi Chi-yeol? Nonsense.

First of all, as for tutoring fees--

Hold on a minute.

Before we get into that,

let me get something straight first.

It's true that I'm the owner of this shop,

but don't let that lead you to believe…

that I own this entire building or anything.

Because that's not true.

I'm renting the place cheaply because it's so old.

And since I don't skimp on ingredients, I'm barely breaking even.

I'm telling you all this

because we can't have a fair price lego without you knowing--

"Lego" is a toy.

It's "negotiation."

I won't charge you anything for my tutoring.

-Then-- -Ever heard of the Private Teaching Act?

To become a paid tutor, you must report to the authorities first.

It's illegal to get paid without reporting.

I see. I've never heard of that.

Gosh.

That's a smart law made by some smart people.

I like it.

Then what can I do for you in return?

Your job.

-My job? -Lunch boxes.

Sell them to me again.

Twice a day.

I want my brunch to be made and delivered to my door the same day.

And I'll pick up dinner from you on my way home.

Of course.

But what do you mean, "sell"? It'll be free.

-Including delivery. -No.

I insist on paying full price.

Free food is considered unlawful economic gain.

But still…

it'd be shameless of me to say yes to that.

It probably would.

But I find unlawful activities detestable.

Just think of it as

taking charge of my meals.

You'll be my personal chef, so to speak.

Well…

If you insist,

sure.

-What else? -Secondly,

I get to schedule our classes.

On weekdays when I have one evening class,

I'll tutor her for 30 minutes after work.

Classes can be canceled due to all-nighters.

On weekends, I'm fully booked.

As for the location…

In order to protect my privacy and reduce travel time,

-I suggest your house. -Sure. Deal.

I wouldn't feel comfortable sending my girl to your place.

-What is that supposed to mean? -I'm just saying.

Let's move on.

What else? Is there anything more?

Thirdly,

and most importantly…

You must keep this a secret.

I have a greater influence over the world of private education

than you can possibly imagine.

Choi Chi-yeol tutoring a student?

If word gets out,

Korea's college admissions will turn upside down.

Your family can be an exception,

but don't even tell your closest friend.

I'll keep it a secret from Mr. Ji too.

Is that really necessary?

You still don't understand?

I have a greater influence over--

I get it. I get what you mean.

But you're really going to these lengths

just for my food?

I'm not slow or anything,

but I can't wrap my head around this.

Yes, it's for your food.

Anyway, those are my conditions, Ms. Nam…

Haeng-sun.

It's Haeng-seon.

Nam Haeng-seon.

It has nothing to do with that famous song.

Right.

Ms. Nam Haeng…

seon.

All right.

It's fine with me.

Deal.

Thank you, Mr. Choi.

-Look. -Yes?

Do you have any leftovers from today?

Have some water.

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EPISODE 5

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-Step back. -Back up.

Step back, please.

Please don't touch that.

You can't enter. Step away.

Make way for the ambulance.

-Are you in charge? -Make way.

-You can't enter. -Step back.

-You can't come in here. -Don't touch that.

Are you his mother?

-No. -Then you can't enter.

Mr. Choi? Really?

He's giving me private tutoring?

Yes.

You can't believe it?

He even gave me his address for the deliveries.

No way.

Mr. Choi will be my tutor?

And who's the one who made the impossible possible?

-Nam Haeng-seon. -That's right.

Calm down and eat up.

Before your uncle eats it all.

These are so sweet and juicy. So good.

Star teachers rarely offer private tutoring.

To be exact, it's not private tutoring.

You could say it's a form of skill exchange.

Anyway, it's top secret.

It stays between us and Mr. Choi. Got it?

Especially you, Jae-woo.

You can't tell Yeong-ju any of this, okay?

I really can't trust him. Hold on.

Hey. Look at me.

Let's pretend I'm Yeong-ju.

Jae-woo.

Didn't the star teacher just go into your house?

What is he doing there?

-He's tutoring Hae-e. -Jeez!

I just told you it's a secret.

You have to deny it!

"Are you seeing things?"

"Are your eyes aging? Get a checkup!"

"You must be seeing things."

"Are your eyes aging? Get a checkup!"

There you go.

I'll be extremely careful, so you two must cooperate.

For Hae-e's college admissions and her bright future.

Bring it in.

Mom,

can I sleep here tonight?

What's gotten into you?

You've refused to sleep next to me for years.

Come here.

It's been such a long time.

I love this. So nice and awkward.

I don't feel awkward at all.

I really must've grown a lot.

This blanket used to be too long for me.

Yes, you've grown so much.

Time really does fly.

You didn't watch any horror movies today.

There's no thunder or lightning either. So what is it?

Do you have something to tell me?

No.

Mom,

be honest with me.

-What do you mean? -I mean Mr. Choi's tutoring.

Are you sure it's free?

Why would he tutor me unless you paid him a fortune?

You didn't take out a mortgage or anything, did you?

Did you go to a loan shark?

No.

He'll tutor you for free as long as I sell my food to him.

Apparently, he's a picky eater and has trouble eating.

Wait. Are you looking down on my cooking?

No, it's not like that.

It just feels like a dream.

Just enjoy it then.

You tend to think too much.

Is it to compensate for your thoughtless family?

Go to sleep. I'll tuck you in.

I'm going to study really hard.

This is such a rare opportunity.

Right.

Maybe life is fair after all.

Misfortune is often followed

by a stroke of luck.

Don't you agree?

She can take my classes

in private.

Gosh.

Did I go overboard?

Private tutoring?

What am I,

a fighter for justice?

That's not true.