The Suite Life on Deck

Isn't couples' game night great, honey?

Touch me and I'll rip your arm off and beat you with it.

Okay.

How about instead of that you just take your turn

and make a word already?

Ooh, I got it!

"A."

Okay, I will add on to your "a"

to make "at."

Oh, good one!

I will add on to your "at"

to make "rat."

- Oh! - Oh, nice.

I will add on to your "rat"

to make "biostratigraphic."

- So that gives me... - Oh no, rogue wave.

- Oh! - It's a tie.

- Yes! - Oh no, a torpedo attack.

Oh.

Okay, looks like math-o-mania

isn't going over very well either.

Why don't we play a game that everybody likes?

One that does not involve spelling or addition.

- I know... - Or guessing the element by its atomic number.

Oh!

Oh oh oh, let's play chuckle challenge.

The object is to make your partner laugh,

and you can do anything except touch them.

Okay, Woody, you go first.

- Make London laugh. - Oh okay.

I haven't done anything yet.

Oh, I know.

You're just so funny-looking.

Okay, Bailey, come on. Prepare to laugh

so hard you'll hyperventilate and pass out.

Oh, sounds... fun.

Okay, Aristotle's theory of dynamic motion.

What are you blabbing about?

Well, the theory was an attempt to explain momentum,

but was eventually disproved by Galileo.

Sweetie, how is that funny?

Well, Aristotle was so wrong it was laughable.

Nothing?

London thought it was funny.

No, I'm still laughing at Woody.

Wow, for the first time in my life

I'm actually winning at something,

yet I still feel like crying.

Okay, stop it!

Let's play another game.

Okay, let's play truth or dare.

Ooh, I pick dare. What do I have to eat?

Ooh, I dare you to go down to the cargo hold

in the sub-sub bilge and take a picture

of the dead body we're transporting.

No way.

What are you, scared of a little dead body?

No, that just sounds like a lot of stairs.

You chose dare.

Fine.

I'll be right back.

I have to go do something not at all evil.

All right, Bailey, you're up.

Truth or dare? Truth? Okay.

Uh, actually, I choose dare.

Fine. I dare you to tell me the truth.

- Do you find me funny? - Um...

You know, not really.

But you've laughed at my jokes lots of times.

Yeah, the thing is I was faking it.

- This is news to me. - Cody, it's not that big of a deal.

- No one really makes me laugh. - Did moose make you laugh?

- Did he? - It doesn't matter.

That's a yes.

And what about all those times with me when you went...

Oh that? Uh, also fake.

- Oh... - Okay, our turn.

Zack, truth or dare?

Uh, truth.

How many girls did you date before me?

- Dare. - You chose truth.

Okay okay, let me think.

Starting with "a"...

Aralyn, Abigail,

abyssinia, adelaide, the other adelaide,

- tiffany... - That's a "t."

Yes, but she was "a" fox.

So many... stairs.

Can't breathe.

Okay, body.

Okay, body body body.

Hello.

Okay.

If you don't mind...

I'm just gonna take a little picture.

Say "cheese."

That's what you get for calling us a couple,

which would only happen over my dead body.

Get it? It's a coffin.

You almost gave me a heart attack.

Hey, don't say I never gave you anything.

Audrey, ava, azalea...

Azizika.

Azizika?

Are you ever gonna get to the "b"s?

I... I tried to say dare.

Wow, can you believe that?

Yeah, who would have guessed

that Zack knew the alphabet started with "a"?

Seriously?

That wasn't funny?

You should have seen your face.

I was all like, "menacing noise."

And you were all like, "scared reaction!"

I can't believe you could be so cruel.

- I was just scaring you a little. - Not that.

You obviously knew there was an elevator and didn't tell me.

- Oh. - By the way,

what did you do with the real dead body?

There's no dead body.

I just keep a coffin handy in case the Bailey situation

"resolves itself."

I can't believe you dropped my phone last night.

Why are you out of breath? We took the elevator.

We still had to walk down a mid-sized hallway...

With a turn.

Every single one of my contacts is in that phone.

Don't worry. Just call your phone from the ship's phone

- so we can hear it ring. - Good idea!

Wait, what's my number?

You don't know your own number?

The only number I know is how much I'm worth.

Besides, it's in my phone.

Wait. I'll call Chelsea.

She knows my number.

Darn it!

Just give me the dang phone.

Yeah, great.

That... that's definitely...

I know this is usually a sport

for 4olb romanian girls,

but I'm telling you it's one heck of a workout.

I mean, I really feel it in my arms...

- Oh! - ...And in my legs.

I'm really feeling it too.

Do you need to get that? Please.

Oh, that's not my phone. I thought it was yours.

Oh no. My ringtone is "the ozark shuffle"

by the washboard jug band, featuring rihanna.

I guess whoever it is can't get to their phone.

Ladies and germs, please put your hands together

for the unique comedy stylings of Cody Martin.

- Oh no. - ( Funky bass playing )

Thank you, thank you.

What's the deal with life jackets?

Why are there no life pants?

What if you just want a casual look while drowning?

But seriously, you guys,

how about that airplane food?

That's not very tasty.

I don't hear my phone ringing.

Maybe there's no reception down here.

Well, we have to find it. Retrace your steps.

Okay, I came in exhausted because of those stairs...

Thanks a lot, by the way...

Then, while I was trying to get my pulse rate

to under 7,000, you scared me.

My life flashed before my eyes...

Which was no better the second time...

And I must have dropped your phone in this crate.

Oh terrific.

You dropped my phone in a crate full of...

Dangerous snacks!

How can snacks be dangerous?

They can be extremely high in sodium.

The sign says "snakes."

Who snacks on snakes? Especially salty snakes.

That's a silly snack.

Well, if you want your phone,

we're gonna have to look in the box.

Oh.

There are no snakes in there.

They must have escaped.

Oh no, Mr. moseby's gonna kill me.

And then there really will be a dead body in that box.

And more importantly, one of those snakes took my phone.

What if someone calls to invite me to a party

and the snake shows up instead?

Well, if they bring a nice enough gift,

I don't think anyone would really care.

Yeah, that's true.

We have to find those snakes.

Get it off, get it off, get it off!

Found one.

Okay. Okay, snaky.

Okay, there you go. There you go.

Right the crate.