Blue Bloods

I gotta take a leak.

How many times do I have to tell you?

Caffeine is a diuretic.

A what?

Just switch to decaf.

What fun would that be?

About as much fun as waiting around on this lowlife.

Where the hell is he?

Think I like waiting on a junkie dirtbag

any more than you do?

Well, you won't have to wait much longer.

Tour's almost over.

He's your CI.

You know, you're gonna buy it,

you ever pull a stunt like that again.

Oh, you think I like sneaking around like this?

I can't be seen talking to you two.

Well, start talking, then.

My money first.

What...

I think you're high already.

Talk first.

Who's the new fence buying up

all the swag in the neighborhood?

See, that's-that's big information

and you know it.

I want $40 and I want it up front.

You didn't get it, did you?

You didn't get a name, you didn't get anything.

I'm getting it, all right?

It's... and I got a really good lead.

I just... I just need to get my fix first.

No info, no dough.

Hey!

Come here. Ah, ah, ah, ah.

Come here, come here.

Give me the money.

Hey. Listen.

You ever pull a stunt like that again,...

you're going in the river, you got it?

Get out of here.

Come on. Go.

Go on.

Oh....

It should be illegal, what you're doing right now.

What?

Sullying the reputation of this beautiful girl.

She'll get over it.

I'll get over it.

Check out this Romeo over here.

Why won't you look at me? Charlene,

the least you could do is-is look at me.

Charlene!

Charlene!

- Whoa, hey. - Hey.

Calm down. Hey.

- Oh. Nope. - Hey!

Hands behind your back. Give me your hands.

Oh, man, you smell.

What are we doing here?

Ah, gettin' some coffee.

We're almost end of tour. Get one back at the squad.

It'll take two minutes, partner.

You're annoying, you know that?

I've been told.

Two black.

Nah, I don't want one.

Suit yourself.

It's free.

Thanks.

I appreciate that.

Psst.

- Hey. Hey! - (grunting)

You okay?

Yeah, yeah, I'm right behind you.

Gun!

Hey!

Stop! Police!

Hey!

Stop! Police!

Police!

Hey!

- Move! - (woman yells)

5-4 detectives requesting a 10-13, 122 Ditmars.

Hold it!

Let me see your hands.

Wait, wait, don't shoot!

Shut your mouth.

Hey...

back inside the apartment.

Turn around, put your hands against the wall,

or I promise I'll throw you out that window.

Hey!

My leg!

- Call an ambulance! - (groans)

- (groans) - Look at that.

That cop...

he pushed me out the window!

- Hey, just calm down. - You did...

Look, just stop moving!

Police brutality!

Police brutality!

Calm down.

Yo! What the hell, lady?!

Okay, everybody back!

Stay back.

Baez: Stay back! Police brutality!

Police brutality! Police brutality!

He's lying, Sarge.

- I didn't do nothing. - Not a thing?

So he gave himself a broken leg?

I never put a hand on him.

All right. Walk me through it.

I cornered the suspect in the third floor hallway,...

held him at gunpoint, ordered him not to move.

And then what happened?

He ran and jumped.

- He jumped? - He jumped!

He jumped out a third-story window?

I'm telling you, he jumped!

He just hurled his body through that window...

out that a building from almost 30 feet.

That's your story?

It's not a story. It's the truth.

Can you corroborate any of this?

He's telling the truth.

So you saw it go down?

No. I arrived after the fact.

Then how do you know what happened?

Because that's what Danny said happened.

Right.

Good luck on the grand jury with that one.

Whoa, whoa, whoa! Come on...

What are you talking about, grand jury, Sarge?

He's lying!

Look around, Detective.

You're in the middle of a megillah.

Of all the places, and all the time,...

you gotta pull a stunt like this in Reverend Potter's backyard?

It's okay, son.

God is with you.

I am with you. We are all with you!

Yes!

And we are not gonna let the NYPD...

get away with this.

- No! - No! - No, we won't!

Once again, the boys in blue...

have shown us their true colors.

Not content with just being...

a police officer,...

today, a member of the New York Police Brutality Department...

has decided that he was judge, jury and executioner.

- Yeah, yeah! - That's right.

Rather than just arrest...

this man and give him his day in court,...

this cop threw him out a window.

Lord have mercy.

Now, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

I'm afraid it gets worse.

What? There's more.

The cop who did this...

is not just any cop.

- Who... - No, sir.

The cop who did this...

is no other...

than Commissioner Frank Reagan's...

own flesh and blood.

- That's right, y'all. - (crowd exclaims)

His own son!

So now what are we gonna do about that, y'all?

We are gonna go down to Commissioner Frank Reagan's doorstep.

We are gonna go down to One PP!

So, now, where we going?

: One PP!

One PP! One PP!

Say it again!

Can we go home now?

I think I'm feeling much better.

That's great.

We have to wait for the doc to clear you.

Well, when will that be?

I don't know. When will that be?

Why you looking at me? What do you want me to do?

Why don't you go flash those baby blues of yours

at Dr. Lambchop over there?

You think?

It's worth a shot.

How long do you want to be here?

Excuse me.

I'll get to you when I can, Officer.

Uh, Doc, we've been waiting here for over two hours.

And I've been here for over 26.

And the day before that, 32.

And the day before that, 28.

Do you see where I'm going with this, Officer?