The Neighborhood

Drives down the lane. Beautiful.Yeah.

Yes! Oh!

Let's go, Trojans!

Close this game out, man. Step on their throats!

Uh... wow, Dad.

You seem more excited about this than I am,

and I'm the one who went to USC.

I'm the one who paid for it.

Daddy, I had a full scholarship.

Oh, yeah? Well, who paid for your a cappella group uniform?

Hey, check this out.

Western Michigan pulled off the upset in the other game.

If we win, we'll play Dave's team in the Sweet Sixteen.

Oh-ho. Oh, Lord.

I know you tell us to love thy neighbor,

but just let us win this game so I can crush Dave instead.

Calvin, for the last time, stop asking for God to crush people.

Three, two, one, yeah!

Oh!

Whoo!

Whoo!

What the hell is that?

Whoo!

Whoo!

Whoo! Whoo!

Whoo! Fight, Broncos, fight!

Fight with all your might!

Western, win this game!

Okay, Marty, go ahead. Hit him with the USC fight song.

Okay... I don't know it.

Then what did you sing in that corny a cappella group?

Oh, it was mostly ballads.

A few up-tempo chart-toppers.

You want me to hit him with some Adele?

How about something from Pitch Perfect?

Five, six, seven, eight...

Hey, guys. Sorry.

Couldn't see you behind my giant flag.

Congrats on the big win, Dave.

Yeah, and condolences in advance on us crushing you.

I don't know, Pop.

Western Michigan has been this year's Cinderella story.

Ooh, that's right. And just you watch, Calvin. My foot...

is gonna fit perfectly in that glass slipper.

Whoo!

You know, I love when Dave comes around.

'Cause he makes me feel so manly.

Really? Five, six, seven, eight?

Hey, babe, where are the boys?

Oh, they're at the gym. They'll be back soon.

- Oh, great. - Really?

You're usually happy when they're leaving the house.

Well, usually, I don't have tickets for us to see USC

play in the Sweet Sixteen.

- Oh. - I even got one for Dave.

Aw... that's so nice.

Yeah, I want to see the look on his face

when we stomp his dreams.

Well, how did you get the tickets?

I thought you said the game was sold out?

Oh, it is.

But since it was in town, you know,

I pulled a few strings, called the right people,

used my connections...

You bought them off Craigslist, didn't you?

Yes.

And they're pretty good, too, babe, look at them.

Let me see.

Upper level, row double X.

Isn't that the nosebleed section?

Some people call it that.

I prefer the term "top view."

Plus, after the game, by the time you

climb down all those stairs, there's no more traffic.

Well, that's very generous of you, baby.

Well, you know, every now and then I like

to remind people who's "the man."

Well, baby, you don't have to remind me

who the man is, 'cause I...

Ooh, that's them.

Hey, boys. Have a seat.

I got some unbelievable news.

Hang on a second, Pop.

Hey. Hey, guys.

Hey, perfect timing. Now I can tell all three of you guys...

I got us all tickets to the game! Whoo!

- What? - Shut up!

Well, hold on. I got us all...

Third row!

Third row?

Dave, these tickets are expensive as hell.

No. They're weren't. I got connections.

I got them for free.

Dave, you are the man!

Yeah, I wouldn't say theman; I mean, he's barely aman.

Are you kidding me?

These seats are practically on the floor.

But think about all the traffic when you're leaving.

Wait, why are there five tickets?

Well, 'cause my best friend from Kalamazoo is coming with us.

Wait, so we're actually gonna meet someone

from your infamous 'Zoo Crew?

'Zoo Crew!

Right, so who are we meeting?

Well, since two out of three of them are named Logan,

I'm-a go with that.

Yep, Logan #2. The Deuce.

And if you think I'm cool, this guy is gonna

knock your socks off.

I'm pretty sure my socks are safe.

Hey, Pop, is Dave back from the airport yet with the Deuce?

You kidding me?

Knowing Dave, they're probably still hugging at baggage claim.

Why are you hating on Dave?

Yeah, man, he gave us free tickets to the game.

Trust me, son. Nothing in life is free.

Everything comes with a catch.

And this catch's name is Logan #2.

Come on, you don't even know the guy.

- Oh, I know him, all right. - How?

Because I know Dave.

And dorks of a feather flock together.

So before y'all go around calling him "the man,"

just remember that his best friend is not even

his main Logan.

It's his side Logan.

Oh, good. You guys are out here. I want you to meet Logan #2.

Anybody got a broken computer?

Because here comes the Geek Squad.

Whoa, is it me, or is Logan #2, like, a solid eight?

Whatever. I don't see it.

Guys, Logan #2.

Logan #2, Malcolm, Marty, Calvin.

Man, you guys look just like I pictured you.

Probably 'cause Dave sends me a lot of pictures of you.

Yeah, our picture of you was a little, uh...

- blurry. - Huh.

Yeah, my dad thought you worked for the Geek Squad.

I wish I was that smart.

I'm just a SWAT team captain.

Okay, I see it a little bit.

Wow!

Dave, these seats are incredible!

Aren't they, Dad?

Yeah, if you like sitting with the enemy.

I kind of prefer being up higher.

That way, you can see all the action.

Down here, I'm gonna get whiplash.

Okay, uh,

so we booing now?

We booing? All right, well, bring it.

I can boo with the best of them.

Boo! Boo!

Hey, man, come on. Show some school spirit.

Stand up and boo with your father.

We don't know you, mister.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, Broncos!

Whoa!

We're Western Michigan, okay? We're better than this.

Let's not forget who won the NCAA award

for sportsmanship last year.

That's right. It was us.

Now let's just be glad we're all here together.

Exactly.

So let's show these guys our Bronco spirit

and turn those "boos" into "whoos."

Whoo! ALL: Whoo!

What the hell is going on?

We're "whooing," Dad. It's fun!

- Whoo! - Whoo!

Aw, thanks for having me over while the guys are at the game.

I felt so left out that they didn't invite me.

- Really? - Ha! No.

Thank God. Me, too.

Wait. Grover, why did you put an iPad on your vision board?

You already have one.

I know. But I wish I was playing with that instead of doing this.

Come on, Grover.

These are a great way to visualize your goals.

Yeah. Like, here I have a sailboat

because I'd like to travel.

And here's someone doing yoga, because I'd like

to feel more inner peace.

What's the eagle for?

Oh, I've just always wanted a pet eagle.

Okay, let's see what's on your board.

- All right. Um... - Ooh, musical notes?

Yeah, you know, back in the day, I used to sing a little.

I kind of miss it.

Wh-Where? Like in church?

No. No, in a girl group.

In fact, the church kicked us out when they heard our name...

Femme Nasty.

Femme Nasty?

That's just how Pastor Floyd said it when he found out.

Can I find any of your songs online?

No. We just did a demo.

- After that, we broke up. - Oh, how come?

Well, none of us could agree that I was the most talented.

I have to hear these songs.