Mistresses

Previously on "Mistresses"...

- I thought you were done with Sam. - I am. It's a schoolboy crush

he's taking a step too far.

Maybe you seduced her.

Sally, Alex and I are just friends.

If you believe that, then you are dumber than you look.

Congratulations. Savi told me... the baby.

For the first time since you told me, I feel better.

I saw Paul. I just saw my dead husband.

No, you didn't. Sweetie, you've gotta let go.

Hi, April.

Hi.

Wh... I don't know who you are, but this isn't funny.

April, it's me.

It's Paul.

No, you're not Paul.

You can't be Paul. Paul is dead.

- Just take a breath. - You've been dead for three years.

You... you died. You drowned.

I didn't.

I didn't die.

I faked my death.

Hello? What? Right now?

Oh, my God.

No, of course. Yes. Of course. Okay.

Shh... um, Lucy just threw up in her carpool.

She's on her way back home right now.

You have to go. You have to get...

I have to talk to you.

You have to get out of here!

Okay. I'm gonna text you my number.

Get in touch with me when you can.

Hi.

Hey.

You look nice.

- I do? - Yeah.

Thank you.

It's almost noon. Shouldn't you be at work?

Oh, I'm going in late today.

I have a doctor's appointment.

My 6-week checkup.

I wasn't sure if I should tell you.

Uh, but now that you know,

if you'd like to come with me, you can.

Obviously, you don't have to.

No. No. Um,

it's just...

it is a bit late for me to reschedule my day...

- Yeah. - But I'll... I'll go to the next one. Okay?

- Okay. - Okay.

All right, I thought we were gonna buy a pillow.

One pillow.

How do I put this delicately?

Your apartment makes me want to kill myself.

So if I'm gonna be crashing there for a little bit,

let's at least make it livable, okay?

I'm going for minimalist.

No, you're going for cheap.

I know. 'Cause I'm broke.

Well, that's why God invented credit cards.

Don't worry. I'm gonna make it pretty.

So what's the plan for tonight, mi amigo?

I was thinking Mexican takeout...

Okay.

And... a "Golden Girls" marathon?

Please.

Okay. Okay. Well, then I'm thinking mojitos,

which means we need to get mint.

And a rug. Definitely another rug.

- Oh, my God. - What?

Oh, crap.

Is this the first time you guys have seen each other since...

- Mm-hmm. Yeah. - You look amazing.

- Yeah? - Amazing.

- Okay. - Mm-hmm.

- Hi. - Hey. - Hey.

Hey.

Um, this is my friend Story.

Like a bedtime story.

It's nice to meet you.

You know what? We should go. We have, um...

Yeah. We should... we should go, too. Um...

It's nice to see you, Alex.

It's nice to see you, too.

Okay, that wasn't so bad.

Are you okay? 'Cause I feel really weird.

- I'm fine. - Yeah?

Yeah. Uh, yep. Uh, yeah.

I broke up with her, remember?

Yeah, you're right.

- Yeah. - Yeah.

All right. Let's go get that mint. Let's go get some mint.

Hi.

This is crazy.

I know. Please come in.

130 over 80.

Much better than last time.

I think Harry's been cooking with less sodium.

Well, tell him to keep it up

and that he's welcome to attend these appointments.

Yeah. He wanted to come. He was just busy.

He'll be at the next one, though.

Oh. Then would you like to wait?

- Wait for what? - To hear the heartbeat.

You can hear the heartbeat already?

It's a little early. The fetal doppler

needs to hit the baby in exactly the right way.

Doesn't always happen, but would you like to try?

We... we should probably wait.

Of course. It's a big moment for dads, too.

Hmm.

Starting to feel pretty real, isn't it?

Would you like to sit?

How's Lucy feeling?

You don't get to ask me that.

You missed three years of stomachaches.

Where the hell have you been?

I don't know where to start.

You faked your own death. Start there.

Do you remember our last Christmas together?

Your surprised us by coming home early

from one of your business trips.

You brought Lucy princess Jasmine pajamas.

- What does that have to do with you... - I lost my job that week.

You lost your job so you decided to fake your death?

No. That's not what I mean.

If you can't tell me the truth right now, then I can't do this.

I didn't want to have to tell you.

I thought I could find a new job, no problem.

Then three months went by,

and we were running through our savings,

and you had no idea.

I had no idea about a lot of things.

Go on.

Don't be shy. Let's hear it.

Let's hear about Miranda.

She already showed up at my door with your son.

I'm so sorry, April.

It was a stupid fling.

After I lost my job, I tried to break it off,

- but she was... - But why did you start it in the first place?

How was I not enough for you?

You were.

You were my everything.

I married the damn prom queen, and every day, I just...

I kept waiting for the other shoe to drop.

Every day, I couldn't understand

what you were still doing with me.

We'd made so many plans in high school,

and I hadn't delivered on any of them.

I felt like I failed you.

I know that sounds pathetic.

It sure does.

It was a mistake.

But by the time I was trying to break it off,

she was pregnant and threatening to tell you everything.

I freaked out.

I couldn't figure out how to get out

of the mess I'd made of my life.

And I knew you'd never forgive me. I just wanted...

I wanted to leave you something.

So you faked your own death

and left two women to mourn you

and raise your children?

No.

Just one.

What are you talking about?

I've been living with Miranda and Scottie this whole time.

Oh, hey, uh, I'm late for a conference call.

Can you deliver this to Dom immediately, please?

Is there a problem?

No problem at all.

Great.

You're lying. I don't believe you.

I don't believe you! No, Miranda thinks you're dead!

She doesn't.

We've been together ever since.

Ever since you died?

What if I called her right now?

I wouldn't do that. She doesn't know I'm here,

- and I'd prefer to handle that... - Oh, you'd prefer?

This is Miranda.

Leave a message, and I'll call you back.

- Ugh! I gotta get out of here. - Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Wait. Wait.

A month ago, Miranda told me she was taking Scottie

to visit her mother in Minnesota.

Two days ago, I couldn't reach her on her cell,

so I called her mom.

That's when I found out she never went to Minnesota.

So I realized she must've come here.

Wh...

How did you know she came here?

Money's been tight. Miranda's been frustrated.

She's been talking a lot about your settlement money.

And I know that she was tracking the bank account,

waiting for the deposit.

She has my bank account?

You never changed the password.

So this has been a scam.

The two of you have been scamming me.