Dreamworks Happy Holidays from Madagascar

[ BIG-BAND VERSION

OF "JINGLE BELLS" PLAYS ]

HE LOOKS SO SAD.

RICO!

I WANT THAT TREE

UP TO MUSTER.

CHECK!

KOWALSKI,

WHAT'S THE STATUS

ON THE APPROVED MUSICAL

SELECTION?

SCHEDULED TO BEGIN...

NOW.

, JINGLE"

EXCELENTE!

RIGHT ON TRACK.

SKIPPER!

FIGGY PUDDING

AT 1900 HOURS.

YULE LOG

TO COMMENCE ON MY MARK.

ENGAGE!

YULE LOG ENGAGED.

CHECKAMUNDO!

SKIPPER!

EGGNOG AT 2100 HOURS.

WRITING OUR NAMES IN THE SNOW

AT 2105.

SKIPPER!

WHAT IS IT,

PRIVATE?

TED THE POLAR BEAR

IS ALL ALONE THIS HOLIDAY,

AND HE SEEMS SO SAD.

COULD WE BRING HIM A PRESENT

TO CHEER HIM UP?

KOWALSKI!

NEGATIVE, SKIPPER.

WE HAVE FOUR PRESENTS,

AND THERE ARE FOUR OF US.

WE CAN GO

AND GET HIM SOMETHING.

SORRY, PRIVATE, NO CAN DO.

BUT NO ONE SHOULD BE SAD

AND ALONE ON CHRISTMAS.

EXACTLY, SO THROW THOSE TROUBLES

AWAY AND BE MERRY.

PRONTO!

BUT, SKIPPER --

THAT'S AN ORDER, MISTER.

ALL RIGHT, BOYS,

STAND BY FOR EGGNOG.

AYE, AYE, SKIPPER.

EGGNOG!

PRIVATE?

I'LL PASS, THANK YOU.

EGGNOG, EGGNOG!

All: GO, GO, GO, GO!

CHUG, CHUG, CHUG, CHUG,

CHUG, CHUG, CHUG, CHUG!

CHUG, CHUG, CHUG, CHUG, CHUG!

WELL DONE, RICO!

THAT GUY CAN REALLY

HOLD HIS NOG.

2110 HOURS, BOYS.

ENGAGE CRANBERRIES.

RICO!

NOT AT THE TABLE.

HOLD ON A SECOND.

SOMETHING'S MISSING.

CRANBERRIES -- CHECK.

EGGNOG -- CHECK.

GIVE ME A HEAD COUNT.

WE HAVE THREE HEADS,

SIR.

WHERE'S THE PRIVATE?

UNKNOWN, SIR.

IT WOULD APPEAR

THAT HE'S MISSING.

MISSING? HOOVER DAM!

WAIT. THERE HE IS.

HE JUST WENT TO BED.

WHAT THE...

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

WITH PRIVATE?

TALK, MISTER!

SKIPPER!

OVER HERE.

I'LL DEAL WITH YOU LATER.

OH, NO! HE MUST BE OUT THERE

ALL BY HIMSELF.

HE'S ONE OF US, MEN.

YOU ALL KNOW

THE PENGUIN CREDO.

"NEVER BATHE IN HOT OIL

AND BISQUICK"?

NO!

NO!

THAT'S THE WALRUS CREDO.

IT'S "NEVER SWIM ALONE."

PRIVATE'S OUT THERE

ALL BY HIMSELF.

AND WE NEVER LEAVE

ONE OF OUR OWN.

OH.

OH.

YEAH.

NOW LET'S GO!

OH.

OH! THAT'S PERFECT!

JUST THE THING

FOR A SAD POLAR BEAR.

WHOA.

KOWALSKI?

ANALYSIS.

ADRENALIN SWEATING SARDINES.

THESE TRACKS ARE FRESH, SIR.

HE'S CLOSE.

I CAN FEEL IT.

WHAT KIND OF CUT-RATE JUNK

IS THIS?

IT'S LOUSY WORKMANSHIP IS

WHAT IT IS.

UH-OH.

WE MAY HAVE A PROBLEM.

JUNK!

THESE ARE NO GOOD AT ALL!

JUNK!

WE NEED TO GET CLOSER.

10:00, MEN.

BLEND, BLEND, BLEND!

HA! SO, THIS IS WHERE YOU'RE

HIDING ALL THE GOOD STUFF!

HE'S IN TROUBLE!

KABOOM.

STAND DOWN, SOLDIER.

WE'RE IN OBSERVATION MODE.

NOW, THIS IS WORKMANSHIP.

SO, WHERE'S THE GOSHDARN

SQUEAKER ON THIS THING?

IT'S GOT TO HAVE A SQUEAKER.

NOW, THAT'S

MORE LIKE IT.

HEY, STUPID!

I WANT THIS ONE.

GRAND COULEE DAM!

WHERE'S MY CHANGE?!

PRIVATE'S BEEN CAPTURED!

TAXI!

NOT ON MY WATCH, BLUE HAIR.

KOWALSKI!

HEY, I'M WALKING HERE!

I GOT A TIP FOR YOU.

DROP DEAD!

GOOD EVENING, MA'AM,

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU.

BUZZ OFF!

OH!

SKIPPER, HOW ARE WE

GONNA GET INSIDE?

KABOOM, KABOOM.

I GOT A BETTER IDEA.

OH, THAT'S GONNA HURT.

VERY GENEROUS, SIR.