The Suite Life of Zack & Cody

Norman, your hat is askew.

Get all of that, please.

Oh, irene, those flowers are crooked.

Arwin... Ahh...

Ah-pheww!

Oh.

Sorry.

Would you just stop?

Madeline.

Oh, smile.

Heh.

Bigger.

Bigger!

It's starting to hurt.

Hey, what's goin' on?

Can't talk. Too busy smiling.

Freeze.

Not you, arwin.

Pheww!

Ohh. Thank you.

Mr. Tipton is coming for an inspection,

And I need you two to be somewhere.

Where's that?

A little place I like to call anywhere but here.

Why do you think we're always gonna mess things up?

I don't think. I know.

Remember your first day,

Or as I like to call it, "the end of happiness"?

Yo, yo. Guys, over here.

Cool. Look at this place.

You wanna tell drew not to invite any more of his friends over?

No. It's ok.

Y-you can do it.

Wow. Cool.

All right, first one to the game room

Gets free foosball all afternoon.

Oh, my--

Ohh! Whoa!

Ohh! Oh!

Ohh! For the love of--

Get down! Don't--

No! Ahh! Watch the vase!

Oh, watch the ladd-- oh, watch out for the guests.

Ohh! For crying-- the vase!

I am ok.

Ok, we'll stay out of your way.

But it would be nice if you showed

A little faith in us every once in a while.

Oh! Oh, here we go.

Watch the vase!

Not the vase! Don't touch the vase!

You want the vase?! No, arwin!

Hold on! I'll get it for you!

No! Arwin, no!

Here you go.

See? No one got hurt.

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Emerald, sapphire,

Diamond, ruby, gold-- ucch!

How did that get in there?

come in.

hi, moseby.

Say hi to ruby and pearl.

Hi, ruby. Hi, pearl.

London, I was wondering

Do you happen to know what mood

Your father might be in?

Why do you care what mood daddy's in?

Eh, as a loyal employee,

Naturally I care about your father's happiness.

London, is it true that if your dad's in a good mood,

Someone gets a bonus?!

So that's why you wanted to know what mood daddy's in.

No. I knew nothing of this $50,000 bonus.

Aha! I never said how much it was.

Lucky guess?

Look, I deserve the bonus,

Which is why you should show your dad this picture of me

Saving the ambassador.

People flocked to the hotel after that.

Ah, here they are.

Miss london, mr. Ambassador,

Welcome to the tipton.

I hope you enjoy our moroccan decor.

Ah.

What happened to the professional belly dancer?

Bellyache?

London: But she's awful.

Oh! Patrick...

I need an ice tea with a slice of lime and a sprig of mint.

And by the way, the ambassador's either choking or playing charades.

Patrick: Oh, dear!

Ohh!

Ok...

Eww.

So you made a guy throw up. You do that on all your dates.

And there's also the time I saved the hotel

From being sued by a con man.

Olga is the best.

She has the gentlest touch.

I fix boo-boo now!

Um, uh, yeah.

You know, I--I think my boo-boo just needs a little rest.

You know what you know about boo-boos?

Bubkes! You know bubkes about boo-boos.

I know boo-boos.

Now, on count of 3,

We flip him like blini.

W-w-wait. Wait.

3. Whoa!

Time for hot rocks!

Relax your muscles!

Aah!

No! Daddy!

Aah!

Holly! Pumpkin, are you all right?

I think so. Uhh.

It looks like you have made a remarkable recovery, mr. O'neil.

It's a miracle!

That physical therapist is amazing.

Maddie?

Da. Ja.

I mean, yes.

Ok, and let's face it.

If I didn't baby-sit the twins,

Who knows what would have happened to this hotel?

Whoa.

Where is he?

I'll never rat him out, not in a million years.

Not in a billio--

He's in the air-conditioning duct

On the way to the wedding

To get the picture of the $20,000 kiss.

ow. Ow. Ow. Ow...

Yes, you're marvelous with children,

Like the time you abandoned the day-care center

And let the monsters run amuck.

Freeze!

Sit!

Let's face it.

There's only one thing that keeps this hotel from falling apart.

Giant magnets in the basement?

No.

I meant me.

Look out! I can't stop!

Ohh!

What is going on?

If it's not one thing, it's--

Mama!

Ahh.

Not bad.

but you didn't get on the cover of a magazine.

Hmm. Well, you can't get an employee bonus

If I fire you first.

I love when poor people fight.

I'm takin' the skinny blonde in the third round.

Oh! Hey, mom, have you heard?

Mr. Tipton is coming,

And he's going to give somebody a bonus.

Really? ow!

Wow!

That pipe's really taken a beating.

We want you to get the bonus, mom. Aww.

So you could spend it on us.

Oh.

Carey, if anyone deserves a bonus, it's you.

When you sing, the birds fling themselves to the ground.

Probably out of jealousy.

Well, if I do say so myself,

Pton wouldn't have the great commercial if it weren't for me.