The Carnivores

Harvey!

- Harvey! - Harvey!

Harvey, come!

Harvey!

Come on back, baby.

Harvey, come!

Har-vey!

Bret, these are those seeds

that grow into the flowers that like, smell amazing.

Harvey!

Harvey!

Shit.

I think he went in somewhere over here,

maybe if we split up and go around,

we circle, split up and circle around?

Well, sweetie, he's gonna come back,

- he always comes back. - Alice could you focus? Jesus!

- Hey, Hey! Hey! - Harvey!

Git! Git!

- Git out of there! - Harvey! Hey-hey-hey!

- Stop, stop, stop. That's my dog. - Is this your fuckin' dog?

That's my dog! That's my dog! He's sick!

He needs to stay out of my fucking yard.

- Hey! Stop! Do not touch my dog! - Bret!

- Hey! - Don't touch my dog.

- Hey, don't touch my fence! - Do not touch my dog!

- Don't touch my fence! - Bret!

You watch your dog better,

he's running around in my fucking plants!

- Do not touch my fucking dog, dude! - Hey!

He steps on my plants one more time I'm gonna fucking kill him.

Hey! Don't touch my fucking dog, he's sick!

- Well then, get him out of my yard. - Stop it!

Are you fucking crazy! Hey!

- Don't touch my... - Hey!

Don't! Touch! My fucking dog!

So good.

That guy was really scary, right?

He was really crazy.

- He was crazy. - Mm-hmm.

Harvey's back so we're good.

Right?

I think it's a good idea to keep him on a leash

when we're in these neighborhoods

'cause it doesn't seem like people are so crazy about

having a dog on their property.

I don't want to keep him on a leash though, he's a dog.

I mean, he should be able to sniff around and just...

Just around here though, right?

I mean, he's off the leash a lot.

- We keep him off the leash like when we're at the lake... - Hey...

- Yummy! - No, thank you.

We're good, thank you.

Yummy.

He has a special diet he can't eat that,

- I'm sorry, thank you. -

No, thank you!

No, thank you!

I'm sorry.

God dammit. What the fuck.

Just take a breath.

We'll give you something nice at home, Harvey.

I'm breaking.

I'm sorry.

Maybe I should take Harvey out to pee.

You wanna come?

No, I'm cooking.

Bret, why do you have to go?

Come on, don't go.

Stay.

- I'll be back in just a second. -

I'm just going to take him out for a sec.

The vet said he should just do normal dog stuff.

Look, he's ready. You ready, Harvey?

We'll be right back.

I love the way you look at me...

I love how patient you are...

And that you never seem to get mad at me...

I remember when you were a baby.

Do you remember that?

You're still my baby.

I'm sorry if I'm letting you down.

What do you want me to do?

If you tell me, I'll do it.

I'll do whatever you say.

Hello. Oh hey, Bret.

Where are you?

Oh, I'm just walking with Harvey.

You know.

It's only been like twenty minutes or,

an hour.

Whatever.

Fucking get back here, please!

Harvey won't die if you leave him alone for ten minutes,

he's a dog.

Oh, so you really need me.

Yeah! I do.

I do really need you!

- Tell me how you need me. - Tell me how you need me.

You know.

Alice, lie the fuck down and tell me how you need me.

Okay.

Okay, I'm lying down.

Good.

Now tell me. How hungry am I?

Like, you're starving like you haven't eaten in weeks,

and I'm the only thing that can feed you.

- Mmm, I could swallow you whole. - I could swallow you whole.

Please do that.

- Or I could rip you up into little pieces... - Pieces.

Holy shit.

Harvey?

Harv!

Harvey!

Come on!

Hey, boy.

Harvey, come here.

Just a second!

Okay, I'm running late though, I gotta go.

- Hi! - Good morning!

- Hey, sleepy. - Hey.

Um.

4p.m.? At the vet?

Yes.

- Okay. - Okay.

- Maybe you want to set an alarm for yourself or something? - It's 4pm,

I will not sleep through it, I promise.

Okay.

Mm-hmm.

Alright.

No, I don't need to set an alarm for 4pm.

I'll be there...

I will be there.

- Okay. - Okay.

- Alright I do have to run, but... - I love you.

I love you, too.

- See ya. - Okay.

- Have a good day! - You too!

Okay, great.

- Thank you! - You're very welcome.

Mm-hmm, we'll see you soon.

- Have a great one, we'll see you soon. - You too.

Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you.

Alice?

Alice?

- Hi! - Hi. Here's my deposit.

- I'm so sorry. - It's okay.

Here you go,

- this will go to your bank account. - Thank you.

- Oh yeah! - Thank you.

- Yeah, bye-bye! - Bye.

- Have a great day. - You too!

Is your bedroom a light-blue color?

Or a dark-blue color?

Yellow is the worst.

You know, my mom took a class on the internet

about how to breath...

...breath slow and deep,

and now she can sleep like all night.

I mean, the TV can be on or you can be like,

yelling right in front of her face!

And she won't wake up.

So, that's what you need to do.

You need to like, breath slow and deep

and deep and slow and deep.

That's the key.

Ur...

I bet meat is your problem.

Either you're eating a body

or your body's waiting to be eaten.

And that's, that's what your brain thinks.

Fight or flight.

Consume your adversaries.

That's why the world is going to eat you

and not me.

But!

The most important thing, is the cut of your meat.

Marbling?!

That's, that's where it's at.

It's only like, half an hour or an hour,

it's not even a whole shift.

You asked for overtime, you got overtime.