Warehouse 13: Grand Designs - First Season

Hey, attaboy! Had a voyage, eh there?

Who is my good little vibe receiver? You are, you are.

You're better than Otro Cinco, that's for sure.

All right, now: it's 4th and Long, T-dog. We need you, baby, it's hero time. You ready?

Give me some paw, all right or not.

Ready? Break!

Down ! Set ! Listen yay !

Listen yay! Check five, check five!

Hut! Hut! Hike ! -

There goes Lattimer! Lattimer feeds back!

He banks right, he banks left, he fires !

Aww...

- Ahh... -

Trailer! That's... how are you gonna explain that to Artie? Huh?

Do you hear that?

What, Myka?

Pitter-patter of rain on the Warehouse roof. No pings, no drama...

Ahh... best rainy day ever.

Claudia!

And here comes the thunderstorm

How many times have I told you

that the Warehouse is not your personal parking garage?

Come on, Artie, give me a break. I just washed this bad girl yesterday.

Not my problem! What... what are you doing in there?

- Playing. - With what?

Toyota's end-tune system.

- It's up-tastic. - Ok, show me.

Hmm. Impressive.

- Can I, um... - No damaging!

Oh no... I can hear Artie now: "Pete!"

"Don't play ball in the house! You'll put someone's eye out!"

Or... maybe that was my Mom.

Trailer! Hey. Hey, bud! What'd you get there?

- Where'd you get this? -

Man, how many things did that football knock over.

"Conceptual model. For display purposes only. Do not activate".

Ominous, but intriguing.

We're not allowed to play with artifacts, so let's...

- ...let's put this baby back where we found it. What do you say? -

- - It takes a steady hand...

...to put it back where it belongs. Bingo!

- Where's the steal, my friend? He-he... -

Okay, kid. Get back to it, get back.

Jules Verne, eat your heart out...

Damn. We should sell these things.

Make enough money to put it in a gym around here.

Okay, okay. Now that is cool.

Ok, a little less cool. A little more what the hell d'you do.

All right, let's go.

Okay, um... game's over, Charlie. Come away, come away. Let's find Artie!

Well, it wasn't my fault, I was with you!

Claudia, what's happening ?!

No idea,but apparently it's not Claudia's fault.

I suggest we TAKE COVER!!

Well, this is certainly a new look.

Steampunky, metallic, and talk about slimming.

- Um, Artie, what just happened ? - I'm gonna guess an artifact has triggered.

Yea-yes, but I wonder, who triggered it.

It wasn't me! It wasn't me, I swear!

I begged Trailer not to fox with that old-timey box.

- Bad Trailer! -

Oh, like "what, so the dog ate your homework in..."

Wait a minute, what box?

Um... t-th-he one with that steampunky diorama inside, and... Hey!

Artie, if that was an "old science project" years, I give you an A++.

Diorama? Oh...

- You didn't... - Didn't what, Artie?

What did Pete not do that we all know he did?

This is the brainchild of Thomas Alva Edison, Nikola Tesla and M.C.Escher.

Welcome... to the Original Warehouse 13!

Artie, how is this the original Warehouse 13?

I-i thought the original burned down over a century ago.

Yeah, this is what it looked like before the fire.

Only m...more 3D.

Transforms a third dimension? Times have changed since you were a kid.

Um...so does this mean we're inside the diorama now ?

Well, man, I'm still trying to wash the Ghoul stinky

off my favorite T-sh from the last time I got sucked into an artifact.

Why are you always been sucked into anything, Pete.

The Warehouse and everything in it, present company included,

has been transformed into a massive two-dimensional scale model.

What? No, I know you didn't do it, Trailer.

Alright, when the Regents hired Thomas Edison, Nikola Tesla and M.C.Esher

to design Warehouse 13 the first time...

...they asked for a proof-of-concept.

- - T-T-Trailer, I know!

Well, what they got

was an elaborate mechanized diorama showcasing their plans for the Warehouse.

And when somebody, not Trailer, activated that model,

Warehouse 13 1.0 superimposed itself on the current OS.

God, when did I start sounding like Fargo?

And if we don't reboot it back...

... the instruction '2D' will be the least of our problems.

Okay. So, if we just neutralize the thing, then... this all goes back to normal.

- Right? - Precisely.

But first we have to find it.

Pete, what aisle was the model in?

Umm... the... middle one? Look, I don't know!

How do they not all look the same to you, people?

Okay, you were with Trailer, right?

- He can show us, which one. -

Alright, fine. Lina, take Trailer, find the model.

Bring it back to my off...

- - Ooh, an earthquake, extra shaky!

The dogs have sense of seismic activity.

You were trying to tell me something, what's your point? Good Trailer.

What caused it?

- Claudia, periscope! - Aye-aye, Captain!

What am looking for?

- The Anubis Shrine. - Right!

- What's an Anubis Shrine? - The pyramid!

The pyramid, do you see the pyramid?

- Hello, glowy and pointy. - Let me see that.

Oh, oh, that's bad. That's very bad.

What, more bad? Exactly, how much bad does this place have?

The first Warehouse 13 was powered by three different energy sources.

Hydroelectricity, wind power, and seismic force.

Each of which was generated by an artifact.

You mean, like a pyramid that causes earthquakes?

Yes, triggering the diorama must have brought it back online.

- That's... going to be a problem. - A big one.

Those power sources were incredibly unstable.

That's why all three were taken offline decades ago.

Artie... if one's been activated, so will the other two. And soon.

Left unchecked, any of them could destroy the Warehouse.

How much, shut it down?

Does the pyramid come with an on-off switch?

The Anubis Shrine harnesses the vibrations of green Moldavite crystals

and converts them into energy, but in order to function properly...

...those crystals must be carefully balanced.

- And if they're not...? - More bad.

Mmm...yeah. Imagine an 11 point low on the Richter scale, and then... multiply it by 10.

A 110 point'o? What?!

Leena, there's no way that you'll get to the artifact in time.

We must shut that parable down.

- Do you...? - I'm on it.

- Take Trailer. Collective ouch for you. -

What? Trust me!

- Mighty long walk to that pyramid... - Who said anything about walking?

Trailer, just don't get your tongue caught on another artifact! -

Wait, w-w-wait, what do you mean "nothing works"?

- What, even a computer? - It looks like any technology,

hardwired to the warehouse got disconnected when this place was transformed.

So no. Not even.

Damn! So no cable TV either.

Plus, how are we supposed to figure out a way to reverse artifact

without the artifact database?

Try old-fashioned way: Pete-manual, manual-Pete

- About timing to got acquainted. - I hate blind dates.

Not a blind date, it's an arranged marriage. Now, read! I'll check in with the others.

Yes, Dad, we're exactly where we're supposed to be.

Remember, you need to balance those crystals to prevent any more tremors, and

if their alignment is out by so much as I hear...

Um, I think I can align a crystal. I've played Bejeweled.

Don't dawdle, keep me posted. when you're done there...

Find the artifact, bring it to your office. Goodbye Artie...

Well, you heard the man. Better put some more giddyup in our Yeah!

Oh, this could be dangerous. One of us should stay out here, just in case.

I've got the cavalry on speed-dial. Just... keep your head down.

- We will. Come on, Trailer. -

Pete is so buying us dinner for this. But where'd it go?

Oh, I know. I knew Rib's Joint none of though. Now, how to get there?

- I don't see a door, do you? -

Oh... thanks for getting me past the velvet rope, Trailer.

It's starting again! This way, hurry!

The crystals must be inside that sarcophagus.

Now we just have to get to it.

Come on, Trailer. Here it goes... Ahhh!

Tear your heart out, Indiana Jones

No-no-no, this is all wrong.

Staying balanced... staying balanced.

Here!

That's better.

Good news: Team Warehouse - one, pyramid - zilch.

Don't uncork the champagne yet.

Remember how I said - it was only a matter of time

before the other energy sources come back online?

Time's up.

O-Okay, I did not know that...

... or-or-or that... or THAT!!

Thank God, I thought those alarms would never stop.

Any luck finding a way to clean up your mess and turn us back to normal?

Oh, well, no. No-not yet, but...

...ah! did you know that M.C. Escher designed the first

Warehouse 13 to fold in on itself?

Aha! Yeah, dude was bug nuts.

Someone called for a taxi?

- That's not annoying. - Not as annoying as the entire Warehouse

going haywire because we still have to neutralize that model.

- Leena and Trailer went to get it. - Well, they need to get it faster.

- Artie, what's going on? - The other two power sources

from the original Warehouse are back online and wreaking havoc,

and if we don't shut them down immediately...

Warehouse go boom! Yeah, we know.

Once inside the neutralizer processing center...

- The Gooery? - Yeah.

The other is Cervante's window.

Artie, those are on opposite sides of the Warehouse.

- It'll be faster if we split up. - Yeah, agreed!

You two take the windmill, we'll take the Gooery. Good luck!