Good Girls

* Pressure *

* Pushing down on me *

* Pressing down on you *

* No man ask for *

* Under pressure *

* That burns a building down *

* Splits a family in two *

* Puts people on streets *

* That's okay *

* It's the terror of knowing *

* What the world is about *

* Watching some good friends screaming *

I'll color in the first part of the fraction,

and you guys can do the rest.

Does someone need to use the restroom?

Okay. Who's the comedian?

Hand it over.

Is that Silly Putty?

Squeeze it.

That's not Silly Putty.

He hid under my desk last week.

Well, he and his sister play hide-and-seek at home.

I had the whole school looking for him.

I'm sorry.

We were drawing the SpaceX rocket.

-Hmm. -Well, he loves art.

He added testicles.

So.

-Don't worry. We're all over this. -Mmm-hmm. Like the wind.

I'm afraid there's something deeper at play.

What do you mean?

Have you ever heard of ADHD?

Uh. Okay, hold on a minute.

-Fart putty is a disorder now? -Yeah, I mean.

Stuff's addictive.

He treats my classroom like it's his own YouTube channel.

Yeah, okay, but he's not deficient.

There are 20 other students that are here to learn.

He loves it.

Okay. If you're not gonna handle this,

then we might have to take a different course of action.

Huh.

Like what? Kick him out of school?

Just have him tested.

What about a magician?

'Cause I'm turning eight?

Oh, what about the bingo hall?

Because I'm turning 80?

Fine, you tell me. What do you want to do?

Nothing.

"Nothing"? We're not gonna not celebrate your birthday.

-Birthdays are lame. -Well, I'm trying to un-lame them.

What about just a dance party?

-In our living room? -Yeah, we do it all the time.

And, you know, Janet down the hall, she could DJ.

I mean, we always listen to her music through the walls, anyway.

She plays the organ.

Just. just send me your friends' Instas,

and I will slide into their DMs and plan the whole thing.

All you have to do is show up, get "turnt" up,

while we celebrate you. growin' up.

Nancy has a stupid dinner planned.

Oh.

Birthdays just kind of aren't my thing anymore.

I'm gonna dip.

Later.

He has no friends.

Um, have you talked to him?

Uh-huh. Yeah.

About what?

-You know, him. -Hmm. 'Course.

-Me. -'Course.

It's a lot of me.

Uh-huh.

It's mostly me.

Hmm.

It's 100% me.

-And how is that an issue? -Don't tell me.

This is the part where you want me to realize out loud

that I'm some kind of narcissist and I've been ignoring my son?

The out loud part is optional, but.

Perhaps we could talk about something else.

Your time.

Okay. What happened to your face?

I shaved.

For her?

For me.

Have you picked a date for the wedding?

No.

Venue?

No.

Guest list?

Not yet.

Am I invited?

Nope.

Ouch.

Would you want to come?

Nope.

Ouch.

Um.

Is there anything else you'd like to cover?

What day is it today?

Um.

Tuesday.

-You sure? -Yeah.

What was yesterday?

-Monday. -Tomorrow?

Come on.

Wednesday.

Mmm.

So you do understand the concept of time.

Where my cut at?

I said we werealmostopen.

Mmm-hmm.

Kind of like being almost pregnant, right?

We have been killing ourselves, printing money for you seven days a week.

Don't touch that. It's still wet.

Just a bunch of pretty paper.

You know, you can't just start selling hot tubs willy-nilly.

-The city has rules. -And that's not your problem.

Well, then, what is my problem?

It's the school carnival.

Uh. Okay, I'll make cookies.

Oh. Um.

So, we were thinking more like mini khanom chans.

What's that?

-The traditional Thai dessert? -"Chan"means layer.

-Why? -To go with the fundraising theme.

One Night in Bangkok.

Be so cute with the song playing while the kids ride rickshaws.

Ooh, we should all wear chut thais.

-But we'd have to make them, though. -You love to sew, right?

You didn't forget about our little incentive program, right?

No, I did not.

Good.

Just trying to keep you motivated.

We also need to do a sign-up sheet for parent.

Oh, great idea.

To set up a centerpiece committee.

But do we want to do an e-vite or.

Oh, my God, you guys.

What?

They found her. It's all over the news.

Didn't she work with you?

Who?

That girl who disappeared a few weeks ago.

They just found her body.

What?

They think some gang killed her.

I don't get it. Who dumps bodies in a graveyard?

To hide them on top of other dead people? It's super smart.

Oh, my God.

-I would be livid if a dead person. -Are you all right, Beth?

-She was. -Beth?

Beth, what's wrong?

I can't see.

Oh, my God, Beth.

Been under a lot of stress lately?

Tiny bit.

Blood pressure's up.

Liver enzymes are elevated. Cortisol level's high.

-Your body's telling you to slow down. -Message received.

Join a gym.

It's that bad?

Cut back on coffee, booze.

In the meantime, try to avoid what's causing you so much anxiety.

We're on it, Doc.

Someone will be in to discharge you.

-I gotta get my hands on that gun. -Jesus!

My fingerprints are all over it. And now, there's a bullet.

What did the lady just say?

Yeah, I'll go to that mom bootcamp in the park or whatever.

-The one that weirdo was talking about? -Well, I'm not giving up the booze.

Where is our hitman?

His appointment girl called me. He's on a job in South America.

Well, how about we let that freaky bitch know

that we're gonna put a hit on her hitman if he doesn't hit our man?

Yeah. Why don't you get right on that?

Okay, I'm sorry. What else makes that gun go away?

If I give him something he really needs.

-You gonna hit bologna town again? -I mean, way to take one for the team.

Not that.

How quickly can we open?

-We need inspections, codes, new signage. -You're overthinking this.

Health department has to give us the all-clear on Legionnaires'.

The money has run out.

What does that mean?

It means we have to sell some hot tubs, Dean.

I know. Spas.

What if that can't happen?

Well, then I have to go to him.

Are you serious?

* We're running With the shadows of the night *

* So, baby, take my hand You'll be all right *

* Surrender all your dreams To me tonight *

* They'll come true in the end *

* You said, "Oh, girl, it's a cold world *

* When you keep it all to yourself" *

* I said, "You can't hide on the inside *

* All the pain you've ever felt" *