Being Human

- I'm pregnant. - Oh my God! But you're on the pill.

The pill wasn't designed with werewolves in mind.

This is really happening.

And look after him.

And look after the baby.

What about... Annie?

I think you're more powerful than you imagine so I'm keeping you around.

I'm doing this because I love you.

I know.

I think you've got a fight on your hands.

We blocked all the bridges.

We turned cars on their sides and painted

crucifixes on the roofs and hoods

but they came through the sewers and the subways under the Hudson.

I've never seen so many.

There must have been 10,000 of them.

They didn't recruit,

they didn't feed, they just killed everyone.

Just clambered over the bodies.

We lost the city.

I'm sorry.

We did everything we... we lost New York.

I don't understand.

This wasn't supposed to happen.

God, they're here.

Oh, God, it's him! He's found us!

Ladies and gentlemen of the Resistance, good evening.

You'd have been so proud of your comrades.

They put up quite a fight.

But we slit their throats and stamped on their bones all the same.

New York has fallen.

The Resistance have been crushed.

The Earth belongs to the vampires.

All right, champ?

3 teas, please.

Milk and sugar for me and Gary, just milk for Stefan.

I think he's diabetic. I offered him some Haribo the other day.

You should have seen the face on him!

3 pies, your choice, you know, surprise me.

This lot are useless. You know?

They never bring me bollocks.

I'm always paying for the teas and stuff.

I haven't been friends with them for long. You know, still finding my feet.

Lovely fellas, though, deep down, I expect.

Do I talk too much?

'Cause my mother can't stand it.

She has to lie on the sofa with a door sausage over her head.

Cheers, bra.

there you are.

Keep the change. Can you give us a hand with the door?

Course.

I'll see you round, then, yeah?

Sorry, love, I'll be back in 5 minutes.

Here's something for you, right?

I'm on the train the other day, right, and I want a cup of tea...

they don't even make it for you.

They just give you a bag and a cup. I tell you, it's political correctness.

I bet you can't even say "blackcurrant" these days.

Go on, then.

What the fuck?!

Oh, God.

You're one of those werewolf fellas they told me about.

I'm like, "That's a bit far-fetched."

I mean, we're meant to recognise you, but my sinuses...

Shut up!

2 weeks ago, a werewolf was killed.

Nina. She was a friend of mine.

The vampire that ordered it was called Griffin.

You're going to tell me how to find him, aren't ya?

Only me.

Didn't want to rent-a-ghost in and startle you. Just...

I'm itching for a cuddle.

Go on... I'll give you 50 quid.

I was thinking that I could take her out.

Just into the garden, you know. Just give you a bit of a break.

She doesn't leave this room.

You know, she needs fresh air and things to look at.

I'll make sure no-one sees us.

The first sign of trouble, I'll be... out of there.

Nina left.

Nina died.

So, like I said, she doesn't leave this room.

This isn't good for her.

For either of you.

I'm protecting her.

She needs a father, George, not a bodyguard.

Move. Out of the way.

Actually, what she needs is a name.

Every time I think of a name...

All I can see is it written on a gravestone.

You think you're the only one in pain here?

The only one grieving?

'Cause I've lost a lover and I've lost my best friend and I'm not...

Look at this.

They've won, you realise that?

With you like this, they've already won, George.

You're a dick.

You're a dick.

What did you say?

The meeting's started.

What's your story?

I want to speak to Mr Griffin. I've got information.

Information?

You're funny.

The rest of the Old Ones arrive in 2 months,

by which time I will have obtained the child from the werewolf Sands.

Sorry,

can somebody explain to me the significance of this baby?

Well, first, its father killed John Mitchell in some ham-fisted gesture

of affection, then he killed my predecessor, Wyndham,

leaving me no choice but to have his bitch put down.

But, more specifically, that baby is the first of its kind.

Werewolves have only ever been made,

not born.

I want to present it as a tribute to the Old Ones on their arrival.

As long as they know a werewolf baby's for life, not just for Christmas.

Then they will be transported overnight to positions on the coast.

At the appointed time, they will start to move inland killing and recruiting.

A second wave of foot soldiers will

follow to mop up any remaining resistance

and aid the conversion of the new recruits.

Have we got enough crossbows and catapults?

Only we're clearly going for a medieval vibe,

so I just want to check we've got the right props.

Do you have a better suggestion, Cutler?

What?

No, I'm just wondering how much you really know

about the world you're taking over.

What you're suggesting, it's brutal, sure, but it shows a fundamental

lack of understanding of how small the world is now.

You think humanity's just going to cower in its little hovel while you stampede?

Before you reach the first major city, they'll have raised an army.

On Twitter.

History has shown...

God, you people are obsessed with history!

You've got this guy, you have literally brought a guy with you,

the Keeper of Scrolls, or whatever he's called.

I am the Vampire Recorder.

The Vampire Recorder?

I'm so sorry, for a moment there I thought you had a really stupid name.

You see, this is what I'm saying.

You've spent so long looking behind you,

you don't know how much the landscape has changed.

We have to take the world by force because

the world will never accept us willingly.

So,

we create a new context... and we show them something worse.

George?

What are you doing, George?! It's me, Tom!

What happened to you?

Is she a werewolf?

She can see Annie. So probably.

God, George, she's beautiful.

Have you given her a name yet?

I've been kind of busy.

Even McNair gave me a name, and he ate my parents.

I've called round a few times, but no-one was in.

Or maybe they was in, they just couldn't hear me 'cause it's such a big house

with so many rooms just sitting there empty.

I told Annie not to answer the door.

Yeah, I had to jump over the back fence and knock on a window.

What happened to Nina, George?

I know they killed her but... what did they do?

I know where Griffin's going to be.

The Old Ones are coming.

Griffin's meeting them halfway off the coast of Sierra Leone.

He's leaving tonight.

So we'll be at the docks.

How do you know?

A vampire told me.

It's a trap.

How? It ain't.

Tonight's a full moon.

Exactly.

It's the one night he knows we won't be able to get to him.

You hardly knew Nina.

I knew her enough.

Sorry, guys.

Tom, can I have a word, please?

- Yeah, I was just... - Yeah, now. Now would be lovely,

actually, great.

What was that for?

Tom, I still have some relatives in Brighton.

Maybe you would like to give them a call and try and get them killed, too?

- What? - The chimney.

I heard every single word.

It's a brilliant baby monitor.

Or at least it would be if I was allowed to go and comfort her

when she cries, and I'm not.

what were we talking about?

Yes.

What else was I supposed to do?

You've seen the state of him, he's got to do something.

Excuse me, I have this under control, OK?

I will have him up and about in no time at all without you coming in

and filling his head with all of this... this... twattage.

If Griffin's leaving the country, this'll be the last chance he gets.

To die?

Yes, Tom. Yes, it might be.

Oh, well.