The Suite Life of Zack & Cody

Zack, your theory of the origin of the universe is fascinating.

Really fascinating.

Ok, I can't take this.

The theory of the universe is the string theory,

Not the string-cheese theory.

Until next time, my sweet instructor.

Rrrr.

Hi, guys.

How are dance classes coming?

Oh, I need more students.

Otherwise, I won't have enough money

To send to my sister esther carlotta.

She's having her quinceañera.

What's that?

Oh, it's a girl's 15th birthday.

It's a very big deal in my country.

If I cannot pay for it,

She'll be the only girl in my village who will not have a party.

So, why don't you just ask mr. Moseby for a raise?

I'm sorry.

So, little blond peoples,

To help me help my little sister,

Will you please take my ballroom-dance class?

We're into more manly sports.

Yeah, we're more slam dunk than grand jeté.

And some of us are too manly to even say,

Let alone do, a grand jeté.

Actually, I adore ballroom dancing.

Me, too. It's so romantic.

Really romantic.

Sign us up.

Aw... Aw...

Yeah. Yeah.

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Good job, everyone. Now remember to hold your frame.

Like this. Unh.

Hey, esteban, how's this?

Ooh, excellent. Fabulous.

Except you're dancing like a girl.

My mom made me wear these dancing shoes.

No, no, no. A man has to lead.

That's right, so follow my lead, only not so close.

Keep your arms locked and loosen your elbows, don't look at your feet.

I thought esteban was supposed to be the teacher.

Oh, he is, so just pretend

You learned all this great stuff from him.

Ok? All right.

What are you all doing here?

Cody said you were teaching dance, and we couldn't wait to learn from the great esteban.

So he told you I was desperate for money, and you took pity on me.

Pretty much.

Then I'm ok with that. Ok.

Sign me up, too.

I have a whole closet of ballroom-dancing clothes I finally get to wear

That I threw out.

Ok. This is so wonderful. Thank you all so much for joining my class.

is this the ballroom-dance class?

Yes, it is. Are you here to enrol?

Yes. My doctor told me I needed some exercise,

But my nurse won't let me chase her around the living room anymore.

I'll be all right.

Would you like to learn to dance?

Oh, no, thank you. I'm working.

Shannon's only here to make sure I don't turn that shade of purple,

The one that makes my doctors nervous.

You got a partner for me? Somebody hot?

Oh, I have just the woman.

oh, mrs. Mayweather?

Ai. Ay ai ai.

Hello, precious.

Esteban, good news.

I have booked the boston ballroom-dance competition for here at the tipton.

Now, if your school takes first place,

You get $1,000.

Oh, gracias, mr. Moseby.

You booked this to help me pay for my sister's quinceañera.

No. I just wanted a trophy.

Do we all get trophies?

Come on, people.

Let's keep our priorities straight, all right?

We're here to help esteban win the money.

Thank you.

Although a trophy would be nice.

Don't worry. We're going to win this trophy for you.

So let's get dancing.

Whoa!

Ooh, that sounded like it really hurt.

Really, really hurt.

That dance class was fantastic.

Don't jessica and I make a great team?

Oh, fabulous.

Switch partners with me.

No way. Gimme one good reason.

You can't lead jessica. She's pushing you around like a mop.

A happy mop.

What's wrong with janice?

She's got noodle arms. It's like dancing with spaghetti.

I'll never win the junior division with her.

Then why should I take her?

'cause you'll never win with anyone.

That is...

Probably true.

Come on, we need to win this for esteban.

Fine, I'll switch.

Oh, thanks, man. Have I ever told you that I loved you? No.

Hmm, you think I would have.

Hello, ladies.

Both: Hi.

You know, the codester and I were talking last night,

And we have something very important to tell you. Take it away, cody.

We think you two are so adorable

That we would like to get the chance to dance with each of you,

So can we switch partners?

How sweet. Really sweet.

It was all my idea.

I would like you to meet my new dance partner--lori.

Hi, lori.

Hello, lori.

Esteban tells me you guys are great,

So we're gonna win this thing.

Yes. Lori and I will be competing in the advanced division.

Well, uh, I've seen better.

Why can't I be your partner?

'cause you're with me now, baby, and we're gonna dance till I'm blue in the face.

Well, that won't take long. You were out of breath when you walked in the room.

Ok, everyone, let's go over what dance each couple will be doing.

London, lance, what do you feel comfortable doing?

Shopping. Swimming.

I meant what dance?

The swim. The shop.

The samba it is.

I think you two should do the waltz.

Ah... Ok.

Ok, next time, I'll wear my flats, you wear lifts.

I already am.

Ok, little blond peoples, you will be doing the tango.

Ooh, the tango. That's romantic.

Really romantic.

You and your partner must move as one.

You must hold your partner so closely

That this magazine cannot fall.

Excellent. You got a thinner magazine?

Man, the tango is great.

Really great.

You know, esteban,

I really think our team has a chance of winning this thing.

Oh, especially because lori and I are gonna win the advanced division.

Lori?

Where'd she go?

She said you were all pathetic losers and left.

What?

What did she say?

You were a pathetic loser.

Oh.

Don't worry. We don't need lori.

We're fantastic, right, people?

All: Right.

Let's dance.

You're really a lovely dancer, mr. Moseby.

Yes, I know.

Now would you scrunch down a little, please?

Why don't you scrunch up?

Scrunching.

Ah-choo!

Oh. Oh.

Oh, you loogied on my tie clip.

Sorry.

I can't afford to get sick before this competition.

I'm the one that has to carry this team.

You can't even reach this half of the team. Oh.

stop.

Who turned off the music?

We have to practice our tango.

Jessica, you're leading again.

I'm leading because you're hesitating.

I'm hesitating because you keep criticizing me.

Because you're not doing it right.

Because you're yelling.