Urusei Yatsura (うる星やつら)

URUSEI YATSURA

Don't get so fidgety!

You're always looking all over the place!

Stop looking away from me!

More than anyone else, I...

...love you, love you, love you the best!

...love you, love you, love you!

...love you, love you, love you!

...love you, love you, love you!

On nights when the stars are twinkling...

I dream all about you.

I love you, but you act like you don't know.

I bet you're crazy for someone else by now!

Ah! Men all have so many loves.

Ah! You're spreading them all over...

and making me worry!

Don't get so fidgety!

You're always looking all over the place!

Stop looking away from me!

More than anyone else, I...

love you the best! Love you the best!

The Mendou Family "Masked Ball"

Subtitles: Arigon

CHARGE!

GoGoGoGO!

Hey! Hang in there! Hang in there, I said!

You've lost a lot of your spirit since losing to that idiot Ataru, huh?

"Cat 7:" play on "Mild 7" cigarette brand.

"Cat 7:" play on "Mild 7" cigarette brand. Let's have us a smoke.

HEY! Hey, what do you think you're doing?

There's still one villain left! Get up!

Heroes are supposed to come and go like the wind.

So what it is it with you and this irresponsible attitude?!

Torajima... you've changed, haven't you.

Whatever happened to that Torajima of Sudare, who was totally violent...

...and who controlled the rooftops with the strength of his own arms?

Where's the power that decked me with one shot?

How can you, a cat, be smoking cigarettes?...Huh?

Want some Meow-cotine?

Little kids don't go around smoking "Meowld" Sevens, you jerk!

It's a monster! Go get him, Torajima! Take care of that monster! Hi-ho--!

Shut up! Will you stop screaming on the roof?!

What the hell are you doing?

Huh...? Those are Kuroko!

Uh... Good evening!

Ha! Ha! Take this! And this!

Oh my!

Hey! Ryoko my sister!

Is this still not enough to stop you from seeing that Moroboshi?!

Oh, Shutaro my brother! I...

I am going to date Moroboshi!

Oh! You refuse to understand!

Shuwatchi: The sound Ultraman makes when he flies off

Shuwatchi!

Moroboshi...

you are the only one who can rescue me from these doldrums...

But how can I meet you without being found out by my brother...?

I've got it! A masked ball will do!

Moroboshi, please be sure to attend!

Oh, is that all?

"This is all there is for kids who won't buy candy."

And thus, Miss Ryoko cordially invites you...

to kindly attend the Mendou Family Masked Ball this evening.

A masked ball...

The winner will receive a passionate kiss from Miss Ryoko.

Yeah! I'm going! I'm going! I'm going! I'll be there!

You couldn't possibly win, Darling! You'd lose just by going!

You fool. Don't you know how well I can dance?

"Ryoko..."

"Ryoko..." "Moroboshi... let's just stay like this... "

"I, too, would like to do so, 'til death do us part... But!"

"Moroboshi... "

"Ah! Time's passing causes all things to part. Farewell!"

"Moroboshi!"

"Wait! Don't go!"

"You are the daughter of the Mendou Family! And... And I... "

"Moroboshi! Moroboshi!"

I have nothing to wear! And here I've been invited to this ball...

Oh, how pitiful is Ataru!

I want clothing that will be in keeping with the wealthy Miss Ryoko!

I'm certainly not begging, you understand...

but I want suitable clothes!

Begging is exactly what you're doing!

How pathetic! If you don't have any clothes, then just don't go!

What clothes you wear don't matter!

Right, so long as you wear a mask!

But it's a ball, right? Wouldn't it be bad to go like this?

Yes, it is. So you'd best not go in your best clothes.

Well? Is this strange for me?

It suits you nicely, Miss.

Oh, Big Brother.

Ryoko, I understand you've sent for Moroboshi.

Yes. He's tonight's guest of honor.

Prepare my mask! I'll be attending too!

Yes, sir!

Oh? I thought you weren't taking part.

Didn't you say it was too ridiculous for words?

If Moroboshi's coming, that changes things!

Before he meets you...

I will put him to the sword!

Big Brother!

Don't say it! When I say I'll do something...

I do it!

Whether you attend or not is up to you.

But I will not allow the presence of any sort of inelegant firearms...

at this elegant, spectacular ball. Is that clear?

Accepted!

All those present are specially chosen warriors...

from the Shutaro Assault Force, sir.

What do you think, sir?

All hands, as you are! Listen up!

It has been confirmed that Moroboshi will be attending...

tonight's Mendou Family Masked Ball!

Whatever the cost, we must prevent Moroboshi from winning!

And we must do so using upstanding methods...

that will not embarrass Ryoko!

For the honor of the Mendou Family Private Army!

For the honor of the Shutaro Assault Force!

Crush Moroboshi!

Sieg Mendou!

This isn't enough to satisfy me, Moroboshi. Next!

Sir!

Though you search all over--forlorn, aren't you, forlorn, aren't you--

you can't find love--forlorn, aren't you, forlorn, aren't you--

You look like you're shrinking away--

We interrupt this program for an important message from our sponsor.

Ladies and gentlemen of the audience, I am Mendou Shutaro.

Hmh? Mendou!

Tonight, we will be having a masked ball on the grounds of the Mendou Estates.

Anyone may attend, regardless of age, sex, or occupation.

Hey!

What the? That's Mendou!

In particular, if any of you harbor grudges against this man, Ataru Moroboshi...

the ball will be the perfect chance for you to exact your revenge.

Come one, come all!

Strong and long-lasting...

Mendou Brand Toilet Paper means happiness!

What did he mean about getting vengeance at a masked ball?

I dunno. There's just no figuring the way rich people think.

But...

Hey! Contact Kakugari and Chibi! This just might be...

We're off!

Big Brother! That announcement you just made...!

You have a problem with it?

No. I'm looking forward to this.

Moroboshi, this time even you won't get away unscathed!

You'd be fine if you'd just protect Lum...

but you went beyond that, you fool!

Lum, why are you tagging along?

Because I'm worried about you, Darling!

I just know something bad will happen to you.

Hmph! Well, fine. We'll get separated in the confusion at the masked ball.

Ryoko!

No way will I let you have your way! Just you watch!

We have arrived.

Is this where they're holding it?

It has already started.

Here, here, please put on your masks.

Has it really started? I don't hear any music.

There's nobody here.

Please choose your implements from among those in here.

"lmplements...?"

And now we must be going.

Uh, hold on! Hey!

What's all this stuff?

I wonder...

GOTCHA!

Gotcha!