The Suite Life of Zack & Cody

Chef paolo, after you.

Might as well get your cholesterol checked before me.

Thank you, mr. Moseby. That's very nice of you.

Oh, ladies first. Go ahead.

Madeline.

Ah, is the big man scared of a little needle?

Oh...

No, I'm just being considerate.

So am I. After you.

I insist.

I decline.

Oh...

What's going on?

Cholesterol test.

Probably the only test zack could pass.

Would you boys like to go in front of me?

Mr. Moseby's afraid.

Oh, pish posh.

I laugh at that needle.

Ha!

Well, here's your chance. It's right there.

Hey, maddie. What are you doing?

Actually-- don't care.

I'm hosting a junior fashion show at the tipton.

Do go along with health and fitness week.

We're raising money to get kids free infections.

You mean free injections?

Details.

I'm gonna look great.

You wanna be in it, too?

I'd love to.

Ok, come by the ballroom later,

And pick out the outfits you want to wear.

Get there early

Because francesca grumman will be there.

I thought you couldn't stand her.

I can't. She is a horrible person.

She's nasty, catty, and rude.

Well, then why did you invite her?

Because she's one of my best friends.

ah...

You know, this health questionnaire is really interesting.

I'd like to show you,

But you might eat it.

Not unless it's made of chocolate.

Zack, do you realize that kids who eat too much sugar

Increase their risk of getting diabetes?

So we'll compromise.

I won't put sugar on my cake anymore.

This is serious, young man.

We're changing your diet.

What are you, my mother?

Starting today, no more sugar.

Instead, you'll be having 6 servings of fruit,

6 servings of vegetables, 3 servings of dairy,

And 2 servings of meat, fish, or poultry,

Oh, that sounds expensive. I better go cut some coupons.

This is all your fault.

They better make chocolate-covered fish and vegetables.

Mom's right, zack.

The eating habits we develop at our age

Are the ones that will carry us through life.

I'm pretty sure you're not my mom.

Look, I eat a lot of chocolate.

What's the worst thing that can happen?

Oh...

Chef paolo, what's wrong?

It's my blood test.

It did not turn out so good.

Come on, chef. How bad can your blood be?

They found bacon bits.

Maybe you should change your eating habits.

According to this chart,

A man of your age should take in

About 2,200 calories a day.

I eat more than that before breakfast.

So stop eating breakfast.

I can't. I'm a chef.

Look at my hat.

I have to taste my food to make sure it turns out right.

Well, I'll taste your food for you.

Please.

You don't taste.

You inhale.

I'll do it.

Thank you, my little protegé.

It's so kind of you to help me on my diet.

We will start next week.

Why not now?

Because now, I'm hungry.

You smell chocolate?

No.

Maddie, I want you to meet francesca.

Oh, this is your poor friend.

it's so nice to meet you.

Ok, people, pick out two of your favorite outfits.

What do you think of this one?

Oh, it's hideous.

I think it's gorgeous.

Thank you, but we really don't need an opinion from the help.

I'm not help.

You're telling me?

I ordered a mocha frappe 10 minutes ago.

And nothing.

Oh, I'll give you a frappe.

Look frappechesca,

Remember what we said before you came here?

We can only criticize people that we pay.

Fine. Your butt is huge.

And you have chicken legs.

That's the best 50 bucks I ever spent.

Ok, I never thought I'd say this,

But she makes you look sweet.

Why do you think I hang out with her?

You don't think I'm too skinny, do you?

No.

My butt's not too big, is it?

Absolutely not.

I think I'm gonna go for a little 10-mile jog.

I think I'm going to get

A double double cheeseburger.

With fries.

And a shake.

Uh...

Very good.

You're sure there's enough butter?

Enough cream?

I love cream.

Snap out of it, big guy.

I do think it could use a little more parmesan.

You go get it.

I don't trust myself alone with the cheese.

What happened to the soup?

I reduced it?

We're trying to reduce you.

I am sorry.

Oh, by the way, you were right.

It did need more parmesan.

Chef, drop it.

Drop it.

Look, I know it's hard to quit cold turkey.

Cold turkey.

With hot gravy.

Oh, mama mia.

All I've had so far today is a baby carrot

And 6 glasses of water.

I need food. Now!

I just made a cheesecake.

Don't you know I'm dieting?

I need to look perfect for my fashion show.

Now feed me something yummy that makes me shrink.

Oh, the eternal quest.

The double fried chicken ala paolo was great.

So am I starting to get that full figured look?

Your right hip looks a little bigger.

Ooh! Oh, wait. That's my bus pass.

Well, I guess I better have some dessert.

What you got?

Chocolate chip cheesecake with fudge sauce ala paolo.

Cody, doesn't this look great?

Ah!

Here.

Mmm. Thanks.

You two should be ashamed of yourselves.

Cody's right.

London: Yeah.

There's still some chocolate left on his face.

Let's lick it off. Yes!

Dibs on the forehead.

Back off. Back!

I'm telling you, I'm not afraid to use this thing.

Madeline, it's awfully late.

What are you still doing here?

The fashion show's tomorrow,

On dress more, with

And she needs to fill out her dress less.

That's right. Less talking more chewing.

Rats!

Ok, this is ridiculous.

Madeline, put down the food.

London, you need to stop right now.

Oh, give, give, give...

Stop, stop, stop.

Give me that back!

Look, girls, this is ridiculous.

Now, if you want one man's opinion,

I think you are both

Two very beautiful young women.

You really think so?

Absolutely.

And you don't need to change the way that you look.

Thanks, moseby.

You're the best.

Good night. Good night.

Good night.

He's gone.

I'm very proud of you, chef paolo.

You made it through your first day

Without cheating on your diet.

Thanks to you.