Steven Universe

All right, Mom. Where should you go?

Yeah!

Hmm.

How about... here?

Hmm.

Perfect.

Ugh!

Yo, Shtuball!

Still looking for a place to hang that painting of your mom?

Yeah.

After everything that's happened,

I don't know if I still want her hanging over us, you know?

I'm telling you, man, it's not the placement.

It's the frame.

Is it me, or is it getting kind of ominous outside?

Whoa.

Hey.

Ste-van, greetings.

J-10, WY-6, how'd you get your space station all the way here?

We took the zoo's ship and made it a cruise ship.

Oh, hey, J-10, WY-6.

I haven't seen y'all since the choosening.

You mean since you didn't choosen us?

Don't you have some sound discs to listen to

in your wheeled conveyance?

Y-Yes, I do.

Now that he is gone, we'd love it if you came by for a visit.

Sure thing. Is it okay if Amethyst comes by

to say hi to the famethyst?

As long as she is not Greg, she's welcome.

Whoa!

Ste-van, welcome to our ca-ruise.

It's so different here.

Humans have control of the ship now

while the Amethysts laze about like delinquents all day.

Did I say that right, Holly Blue?

Stop relaxing and get back to your posts!

Ugh! How can you stand this total lack of order?

Chill out, Holly Blue. You know you want to.

I give up. No one answers to me, and I answer to no one.

I'd give anything for an order from the Diamonds,

but all they talk about is Steven, Steven, Steven.

Steven! Hi, Holly.

Bye, Holly.

Yo! Famethyst!

Amethyst!

We missed you! Aw, yeah!

Ste-van, I have some special friends who wish to meet you.

Isn't that wonderful?

They want to meet me? Yes.

It was they who wanted us to visit Earth.

I cannot wait to see the look upon your face

when you see their faces.

Yes, this is the look I wished to see!

So many Rose Quartzes.

How did the...

Oh, now that it's Era 3, we were all unbubbled,

so now, we're making up for lost time.

Hi! I'm Rose Quartz, and you, you're Steven!

You are so much smaller than I imagined!

Is it because you're half organic?

Can you believe it, Rose Quartz?

It's like we were bubbled,

but now we're, like, not bubbled.

It's really... It's really great.

Oh, isn't Steven wonderful?

He's just so supportive and kind and handsome

and athletic and smart.

And we haven't seen the Earth since we emerged,

so what's it like, Steven? Huh? What?

The Earth! We haven't seen the surface in forever.

What's a typical day like for the legend?

Um, most days, I'm pretty busy. I get up kind of early and...

What's your house like? Uh, it's nice.

It's next to the ocean. I've never seen the ocean!

I've never smelled the ocean.

What's it like breathing? It's mostly nitrogen.

Connie says that... I bet you sleep all the time.

Huh, not all the time.

What's it like eating food?

Why... why... why don't you come to dinner and find out?

I mean, if... if you want dinner.

Family reunion.

He's cutting one of those carrot beans again.

Going... up... to... his... mouth!

Ah, and it's gone! Wow!

No one can eat a carrot bean like you.

I've been doing this for 16 years now.

I'd hope... Hey, Shtuball.

Any idea how long the zoomans are going to be around?

I haven't had this many exes show up at once since...

Hi! How are you?

I can feel the rest of my hair falling out.

Dad, wait. You want to join us for dinner?

Nope!

Uh... All right.

Back to this eating thing.

So, you take this food stuff,

and you put it in your face hole like this!

Yeah, you got it.

You know, if I could have had a Pearl,

I would've wanted her to be just like you.

Have you tried this butter stuff?

Oh, it's okay, but thank you, Ro-o-o-se.

Excuse me, Pearl. Are you feeling okay?

I'm going to the bathroom!

Hey, you're looking kind of tense.

How about I give you a nice, relaxing massage while we talk?

I'm also going to the bathroom.

Okay, Steven. I totally got this eating thing down!

Here, open your face hole.

Oh, wow, good job!

Mm, thank you.

I should, uh, probably see how they're doing in there.

We'll come with you. Uh, that's... that's okay.

You guys wait here. I'll be right back.

Let's check it out when they're done.

They're not her. It's not weird.