Shark Week

Tibburon!

I know it's you.

Show yourself!

Tibburon!

Where are you, huh?

It's tiburon.

Get me out of these chains.

And you called me to a peace conference

and then tried to kill me.

That's your own fault,

tiburon.

You buried what the cartel built for years.

They found you, and they'll find you again.

They're never gonna stop hunting you.

If I was you,

I'd get my house in order.

You know the game?

I'm not playing your game.

I'll face my death like a man.

Well, you've got 15 seconds.

No. No, no, no, no. No.

No. No.

F...

15 seconds.

12 seconds.

Seven seconds.

Five seconds.

3...

2...

1.

Too late.

Not very manly.

Yes, the other case is pushed to 10:30,

I believe, so we're gonna be good on time.

Thanks again.

Brian?

Brian?

I didn't do a thing.

We don't give a shit.

I--

Thank you.

Wh--hey!

No, seriously.

Yeah. Look, fax over the documents,

and I'll get it to you back later today.

No, no, it's good. Good. That's gonna work.

I'm telling you. I know this guy.

I know her. It's gonna be all right.

It's really not a problem.

Mr. holt.

What--Jack, I'll call you back.

Hey...

Are you okay?

Who are you?

I'm Cal. Are you all right?

Where are we?

I don't know.

None of you are here by chance.

You're here...

Because of your actions.

Do you always drug and shackle your guests?

Shh, shh, shh. Be quiet.

It's about to begin.

We're about...

To play a game...

Of life and death.

Whoever you think I am...

Whatever you think I did,

there's no way that I deserve to die.

Wait. No.

No! No!

Oh, my God!

No.

Pups.

Some bull, some blue, some...

Threshers.

And the thing about the sharks is they're--

they're only-- they're only babies.

They're only less than two months old,

but far more sophisticated and independent

than humans 20 times their age.

That's the thing about sharks.

Heh.

They enter the world

prepared for the world

because of 20 million years of evolution.

They're just garbage cans of the sea.

No. No.

They're--they're predatory perfection.

They don't sleep.

They don't retreat.

They don't get fatigued or ill.

They swim, and they feed,

and they mate. Sharks are life.

They're the oldest and purest forms of being on this world.

They're gods.

They should be revered.

So that's how it's gonna be?

You're gonna feed us to baby sharks?

The thing is...

This pool is a gateway,

and the pups are sentinels.

If you can enter,

you can get to a pathway...

And your challenge is to move along that pathway

from this side of the island to the other.

Yeah, well, what's the catch?

Oh, there's no catch, no catch,

no catch whatsoever.

There are a few challenges along the way,

but each day, you're going to encounter

another different kind of species of shark.

If you kill that shark...

I, being the kind man that I am,

will, uh, give you a reward

to survive the next shark,

but only, only a bit.

You're sick.

Do not say that again, or...

I'll cut out your tongue.

If you wanted to kill us, why'd you bring us here?

Why didn't you just do it when you had the chance?

Revenge...

Is like a fine wine.

If you have it,

why not linger over it?

If you play,

you might live.

If you refuse...

You are guaranteed a death.

How's that for motivation?

Oh, you'll be tempted

to swim straight for the escape hatch,

and that is not in your best interest.

See, one of the pups is wearing a collar with the key around it,

so find the puppy.

Find the puppy.

- No! - No!

No!

- No! - Don't! Don't!

No, you son of a bitch! No!

Look for the key!

They're everywhere!

- Where is it?! - I don't know!

They're eating me alive!

They're not dangerous.

Just bat 'em away.

I got it!

I think he's got the key.

Swim towards the gate.

Come on!

Hurry! Open it!

Francine! Swim!

Go next, ragan.

Hmm. They all made it through.

Okay, okay.

Where are we?

We made it to the beach.

No, I think it's just a sand barge.

Make room.

What do we do now?

We've gotta swim to shore.

I'm not getting

back in that water until daylight.

Well, that shouldn't be much longer.

Let's just try to rest here until daybreak.

Oh, God.

What--baby, what are you talking about?

You-- I want to stay.

Leave me.

No.

Come on, sweet tibu.

Let me just watch.

You know how I love to watch.

This is not a game!

If you don't leave me,

I might feed you to the sharks as well!

Asshole.

Good morning, everyone. I hope you slept well.

We have an exciting day ahead of us.

Jesus Christ!

Better get used to it.

How can you be so flippant?

We're pawns in this psycho's game.

Well, how the hell do you expect me to act, lady? Hysterical?

How's that gonna help things?

Enough! Is everyone okay?

They got me all over.

They got all of us.

Is anyone badly hurt?

No.

I'll live.

Yeah, but for how long?

All right, down to business.

Let me see that.

Oh, my God.

The key unlocks our handcuffs.

Thanks.

Hey.

Who is that lunatic?