The Piano Room (Соба со пијано)

Dear Mom, I'm doing fine.

I'm doing fine at work. The manager treats me nice.

Today he commended me. We drink coffee with the colleagues.

One of them reads fortune. She guessed it all.

We are given breakfast every day.

On Sundays, we have breakfast and lunch.

I can put something aside from my wages. It's good.

The weather is nice. There is nothing else.

Loves and kisses, your Little Star.

What's this old piece of junk doing here?

Why is this piano here?

The Vienna Philharmonics stayed here 37 years ago.

-Come again? -He says that the Vienna Philharmonics stayed here 37 years ago.

Madam Charlotte Winkler insisted it was brought into her room.

She was the pianist in the Philharmonics.

When they left, their truck broke down.

They said that they would send another one in a day or two.

For 37 years now we are waiting for that truck to come...

...and pick up the piano, but it hasn't shown up yet.

They brought it for some piano player from the Philharmonics.

When they left, their truck broke down...

...so they said another one would come.

But for 37 years they didn't send a transport for the piano.

Have you heard about Charlotte Winkler?

He's asking if you have heard about Charlotte Winkler?

The Vienna Philharmonics stayed here?

Yes, that's what he says.

They gave her this room because of the piano.

Otherwise, the conductor would've stayed here. This is a VIP room.

What is he saying?

That this is a VIP room.

-You operate with this room only? -Yes. The others are not used...

...except for school excursions and occasional seminars.

Sir, did you have other offers so far?

22, in fact. The building is for sale for exactly 2 years and 3 months.

But, like they say, what the minute brings, the year doesn't.

-Thank you, sir. We'll be in contact. Goodbye. -Good luck.

Maid!

Please, fill up the bath tub.

Take your clothes off.

Do you think it will be a boy?

Of course it will be a boy. My son.

-With blue eyes. -My son.

Shaybna, what will we call him?

We'll call him...

April, huh? -April...

April on a Honda. Drives like the wind, the asphalt cracks beneath.

Reaches 100 km/h in 1.3 seconds. 120!

Right before the first turn he goes 200, enters it with 200!

Straightens it up, 250, 285, 300, 310, 320... Straight run!

He wins. Kevin Schwantz gives the cup to him personally.

The boss of Jaguar offers him a Jaguar cabrio for sponsorship.

He refuses it.

He buys a Porsche.

-A Porsche? -What else?

You ordered it?

-Petar, do you have enough? -Enough what?

-Money to pay the bill. -What bill?

-For the room, Petar. -What, you don't have any?

-I paid for the gasoline. -And you don't have anything left?

Of course I don't!

OK, relax, there is still time until tomorrow.

-We'll manage somehow. -Yeah, right.

Something will come up.

I know what will come up.

I'll call Ruzha.

-Of course you will. -I'll call her, bitch.

Yeah, and you'll tell her to make you a spinach pie.

-How can you be so... -What?

-So... -Stupid?

You expect me to do everything.

-Marta... -What is it?

Relax, babe...

At least we've got one asset.

Hello, it's me.

Listen, I've got a meeting. Don't wait for me.

Have lunch without me, OK?

I don't know, I think it will take a while.

I don't know! We have a counselling session,

and then, a meeting with the members of the Board.

Afterwards, we'll certainly go to dinner...

How are the children?

OK. Bye.

Hallo?

Mr. Vuchkovic is at a meeting. He'll call you back.

Yes, I know, but he can't right now, he's terribly busy.

Oh, well. Hang on...

Yes!

No, it's too late, and I have some urgent business.

Something came up.

No, I'll be away then.

Yes, tomorrow. Thank you.

Bye.

Yes?

Yes, it's Irra.

In fifteen minutes. OK.

In front of the hotel, right.

Dear Mom, I am well.

The pay is fine. It is good.

We get a croissant, coffee with milk or tea for breakfast.

This morning a colleague told my fortune from a coffee cup.

She told me I'm to expect some gain.

I bought an expensive lace corset.

When I tried it at home, I noticed it's a bit large for me.

I'll wear it with pads.

There is nothing else. Love and kisses, your Little Star.

Don't you smoke in the room. How many times do I have to tell you?

All the time... on-off, on-off... Like a child...

Where did you put the cologne?

Aziz... Come on... Please.

-What do you want? -Play it for me.

Come on.

What? That's all?

That's all. It's enough.

Yilmaz, what's the load?

I'm not Yilmaz for you, damn it.

What's the load this time... Maestro.

The load is the load. Beer.

Did we ever have another load?

-Maestro, can I have one? -No.

-One, just one. -No. I said no.

-I'm thirsty. -Have some water. -Water?

What's wrong with water. A glass of water. It's enough.

-Come on, just one. -No.

It's a transport business, kid. With a manifest. Everything's counted.

Half for you, half for me, just one, Dad. Huh?

Just one, right. One is like none. You can't have one.

Bring two.

My brother told me once that if you see a shooting star,

and make a wish at that moment, it will come true.

One hundred percent.

-And what would you wish for? -What would I wish for?

-To be in a movie. -In a movie?

-Yes. A porn flick. -Porn?! Come on, you're lying.

-Duck offered me a role once, you know. -What did he offer?

To make a porno movie?

Really, I'm not kidding.

I asked him how much would he pay for it.

He said... Depends on how much you give yourself to it.

What is there to give? If we film it, we film it.

Wait...

-Duck offered you a role? -Yeah, not mentioning cash.

I don't believe you.

You don't have to, that's your problem.

So? If he paid, you would be in it?

-We had a rehearsal. -A rehearsal?

Where?

On Mars, where else...

You've been to his studio? -He invited me for a screen test.

You're crazy! What happened?

Nothing, I went there.

You're sleepy now? Tell me how was it!

-How was it? You'd like to know, huh? -Yes, I'd like to know.

Goga, stop it. Someone might hear us.

-So, what if they do? -Our class teacher might hear us.

Let her. She might learn something.

You're a pervert.

Goga, when do you have to be home in the evenings?

Until the end. What about you?

Well... My mother...

Don't be shy, tell me.

By ten.

So what's the big deal?

Well, look at my pyjamas. With little flowers.

-Then, why do you wear them? -I've got nothing else to wear.

-Go to bed like me. -How?

Naked.

Without any clothes on?

Without...

Aren't you embarrassed?

From whom?

From, like, yourself?

You have nice ones. Mine are small.

Mine are small, too.

I'm gonna write something. Goga and Nina, Field trip, class 8a.

-Come on, don't. -I'll sign.

Our class teacher might come now.

You're a real nerd...

-Don't ruin the piano. -I don't give a fuck.

Don't sign me.

You're a fag... I'll write only Goga.

OK. Sign Nina too, OK?

Goga...

What is it?

I saw a shooting star.

Did you make a wish?

-I did. -What did you wish for?

Goga...

I want to sleep with you.

I've been promoted to a shift's supervisor today.

I can save a lot from my wages.

Now we have new equipment, too. Everything is new.

They'll put new carpet in the halls. They gave us white gloves.

Some of the guests tip us.

The manager constantly tells us: You have to be smiling.

All the time.

Sometimes, at night, my cheeks hurt from smiling.

My legs don't hurt.

-What is it? -Nothing, I'm tired.

How was the presentation?