Permanent Roommates

Tanu, you deal with the kids

I am going to start off with a little song called "Smelly Cat"

Smelly Cat...smelly cat... what are they feeding you?

Everybody, Smelly cat...smelly cat...It's not your fault...

Monica! -They wont take you to the vet. Chandler!

-You're obviously not their favorite pet. Joey!

-You may not be a bed of roses. Rachel!

-You're no friend to those with noses. C'mon!

Ross, those are the only lines we have sorry.

Yeah hello. -Hello ma’am I am calling from HSPST bank.

We have an on going offer for new credit card, so would you be interested in.....?

Sorry I am in a meeting, please call me later. Thank...

Why are you lying Ma'am?

Nobody works on "Valentines Day".

Who is this?

You didn’t recognize me? Its me.

Who are you?

Its me...Mikesh

Mikesh? Wrong number sorry.

We met day before yesterday

When you were fighting with your ex boyfriend outside the restaurant.

We shared the only available table in the restaurant.

We had ordered "Kadai Paneer", I had all the...

Paneer and the only thing left for you was Kadai.

Do you remember? -Ya Mickesh!

From where did you get my number?

There is a technique for that. I will let you know when we meet the next time.

So what's up?

Nothing much to do

I had guessed it that is why I thought of taking you out on a date.

Date? With you?

Yes, but it is not an actual date.

we will just go out, have some food and watch a movie.

We won't have sex.

Maximum, we will kiss each other; only on the cheeks.

Or only the hug will be okay.

Listen Mikesh! I don’t really date...

I mean I barely know you, so... I...I don’t think I can...I am...

What are you saying? We talked about so much that day.

Remember you were getting calls and you were going to the ladies room constantly,

Even then you were concentrating on what I was saying.

Yeah but that's not enough, right?

See, I have just come out of a bad relationship so...

Please just a... You know I cant really go out, so...

Its "Valentines Day" Tanya. All I am asking for is a date.

I will be in the US in 2 weeks.

You will enjoy and I will also get some practical knowledge about dating.

Oh man!

You're sure this is nothing serious?

I told you I am going to US next week.

Do you know how hot the girls are over there?

Have you ever watched FTV in the night?

Okay hmm... Okay fine.

How do you wanna do it? Will you come to pick me up and at what time?

I will at your place in approximately 1- 1.30 minutes

I am right outside your building. -What?

Who gave you my address?

I told you before that there are techincs for this.

I will tell you all about it when we will meet.

I knew you will agree to go out with me that is why I came prepared.

Ok, you are...

It will some take time for me to get ready, so.

No problem. Even I need some time to get ready,

I just came back from playing cricket so I am carrying my date clothes in the bag

I will change them in your bathroom.

Don't be worried. I am a very hygienic person.

I wash my hands with soap even after I pee.

Okay, fine. Come.

We will talk then. -Okay!

She is calling me upstairs.

Leave the bike here. I will see you at home after the date.

Okay, bye!

Is there fuel in it?

Tiwari!

He took the helmet, the traffic police will stop me for that.

Hi

Hi, where are the vegetables?

Change in plan. Lets go out for dinner.

Mickey, you know I just cant go out tonight.

My procedure release is due on tuesday and...

...there is a lot of pending work at home.

Tanu, it's sunday.

You work 11-12 hrs during weekday, have I said anything then?

You have been told not to pick up weights during pregnancy.

Wait, I will take it. -Relax, I will do it.

Mom called.

-Which one? The first one or the third one? Your mom.

What happened? All ok?

She is better now.

But.

I think she was trying to say was that it is going to be a month now and...

...She was not able to speak properly. I think she was trying to ask that..

..What about the marriage?

You tell me.

Once the project is completed then...

It seems that the maid has not taken all the clothes.

-Tanu! -Yeah! -Let's go for a date.

Mickey, there is so much work to be done. Please.

You are so stingy. You didn’t even give a treat for your promotion.

Let's go. We will be back in an hour.

Where will we go? Wherever you go there are no options for veg.

It's so annoying. -What can I do if there are few veg restaurants.

Do you remember "Shiv Sagar" where we went for our first date?

Yes.

So let's go there. That day also you were not in a mood,

Turned out to be lucky for us.

Ya, we do need some luck on our side.

There is nothing they could have done, it's all our fault.

I know, I know.

You don’t realise how common it is, until it happens to you.

-Are you okay? -Ya, I am fine!

Do you really wanna go or its just because I am forcing you to?

No. It's a good idea. Lets go out.

But we will make it quick

I will shower, change and come.

-Should I join you in the shower? The door will be open.

Say something.

What should I say?

Anything.

I am a very good listener.

There might be a bitch in your friend circle, start bitching about her.

Or if you want to know about me just ask.

No I don’t have any...

What is your full name?

My name is Mikesh Choudhary. I am from MP(Madhya Pradesh).

You are Nagpal, right? -Ya.

So how did you end up with Nagpal?

I don’t know, maybe my ancestors used to pet a cobra.

Ok, so it came from there.

Ohhh... I get it.

But isn't your dad a very fainthearted person?

He has a dog right?

All his pictures on Facebook are either with his dog or with you?

But I am not on Facebook...

So that’s your technique.

You got address and my dad's name from my company website

Then you stalked him on Facebook, and that’s how you got my number also right?

No, I took your number on that day itself.

When you went to the loo I took your phone and dialed my number.

Are you getting creeped out?

I am not that kind of a stalker

I have liked many girls before but never had the guts to talk to them.

From where did you get this exceptional confidence for me?

I have this friend Tiwari.

He showed me a documentary film on the Universe.

Did you know from space, our galaxy looks so small,

And earth looks even smaller.

So, I thought, why should I take the girls' rejection so seriously?

Suppose, if a girl rejects me, it doesn't mean that it is end of the world.

And, in our case, I was clear that there was no future.

It is just a matter of one date, good or bad but it will be a experience.

My greeting uncle.

I have ordered a Kashmiri pulao and Kaniyakuwari family dosa,

Its been 15mins since the waiter said 5mins.

Give me just 5mins.

Excuse me! Can you get me a cushion please?

I have a pain in my back. -Sure I will just send it.

Make it fast uncle, madam has to go for a movie after this.

Excuse me! Get one for us too.

I am not a waiter.

-Manager? No..no B TECH

I was supposed to do MBA but I am going to the US now.

Do you come here regularly?

Yes. I use to come here when I was doing my internship.

That uncle behind the counter helped me with the PG room.

Just time-pass

What are you doing? Are you crazy?

What?

You are removing your jacket, I mean..

Can I be frank with you rather than being formal?

Ya ok but what happened?

You...hmm...you... -Tanya

Tanya, you are looking so hot.

If you remove your jacket then it would distract me completely.

I mean there would be a problem.

What will be the problem?

Try and understand Tanya. I have had very few female interactions in my life.

I mean, if a girl just smiles at me, it is enough for me to start planning a wedding,

And you are on a date with me.

Your perfume is so strong that you were sitting

behind and I still could smell the perfume.

So, if I remove my jacket, what thoughts will come to you?

What happened?

I will write it down.

Your worst thought is a kiss.

On the lips Tanya. Not on cheeks, on the lips.

Here, is our food.

Has it shrunk in size, compared to before?

No, it's the same.

Hey, Tanu!

It's a long distance again.

Can you hear me? -Stop it now please.

Do you remember Gokul?

Tiwari's roommate. He got married last week.

He got married to a European girl.

The marriage is in Iceland.

Do you know what happens in an Icelandic wedding?

The bride and the groom get on their knees and look at each others eyes,

If none of them blinks for one and a half mins, then they are married.

He looks so good in the photos, I will show you.