처음 200줄입니다.
What was I about to ask you?
MISSY, YOUR DAD IS HERE TO SEE YOU
Oh, I remember it now.
Where do you want to go right after completing 10-week training?
Home, I guess.
Where else should I go?
Do you miss your home badly?
Yeah. You?
I guess I do.
You know what?
Lately, I've been dreaming about myself
standing in front of my house all too often.
What about you? Where'd you go?
I have no idea.
Anywhere is fine. A temple's fine. I don't mind.
I just don't want to go home now.
How about go get laid?
Yeah.
What do you miss about your home?
One,
two,
three,
four,
five,
six,
seven,
eight,
-nine, -Look at that…
-ten, -they're bully-drilled again.
eleven,
twelve,
thirteen,
fourteen,
fifteen,
sixteen,
seventeen,
eighteen,
nineteen…
I just don't get it.
Why would they want us to clean up the building
when they never fucking use it anyway?
Stop being so curious.
Just do what we're told.
I don't want to get into trouble.
I think
the money they cut out from our wages is spent here building this building.
The point is you and I, we don't even get to use it.
Which way did Drill Sarge go?
I'll be right back.
I have something to talk to him.
About what?
Wait for me, I'll come with you.
It's fine. You stay here serving the nation.
Mind your damn business.
Ready front!
Head count! Go!
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven,
eight, nine,
ten, eleven, twelve,
thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen,
-seventeen, eighteen, nineteen… -One person is absent!
Half-left face!
Ready for push-ups!
-Ready! -Ready!
-Don't stop till die. -Won't stop till I die.
-Begin! -Begin!
If none of you brats don't know where he's gone,
forget about the damn family visit.
You don't get to see anyone.
Jump!
Move! Jump!
Don't breathe! Until you figure it out!
ROYAL THAI ARMY
Hey.
Get up.
Move.
Come on.
-Do it. -Go for it.
Come on.
What are you waiting for? Do it.
Damn, you're such a wimp.
The objective of this training is for the new conscripts
to get used to the primary weapons
as if they're a part of your body.
Therefore, in case of insurgence,
soldiers can protect the nation and its people.
Today
the Gun Disassembly Test
and the Gun Safety Rules Recite Test will be held.
You'll do it in pairs.
Now go pair up! Now!
Are you available?
Did you pair with someone yet?
Do you want to pair up with me?
"Rule number two:
point a weapon at anything you intend to shoot."
It's actually,
"Never point a weapon at anything you do not intend to shoot."
"Rule number two:
point a weapon at anything you intend to shoot."
FOR COUNTRY, RELIGION, AND MONARCHY
"Rule number one:
treat every weapon as if it were loaded,
so always check if it's loaded or not every time you pick it up."
"Rule number two:
never point a weapon at anything you intend to shoot."
-Rule number three -"Rule number two:
never point a weapon at anything you do not intend to shoot."
Rule number two…
"Be sure of your target and what's beyond it."
Excellent and precise.
All right, next.
What the hell is that song you're playing?
It's so corny.
I once thought it was corny.
But my dad played it too many times
-Jeez! -and now I can sing it.
Hey, Thong!
-Thong? -Yes?
Can you sing?
No, I can't sing at all.
What a bummer!
Come sit with us, come on.
-Come over here. -Come here.
Thong,
you should apply for the next draft shift.
It's pretty laid-back.
What do you mean by laid-back?
Well. Can you tell him?
You don't have to do anything. It's free and easy.
Just like we are now.
I'll think about it.
So many mosquitoes.
Hey, let's get inside.
-Come on. -Okay.
-Let's go. -All right.
I'm more scared of COVID-19 than mosquitoes.
-Later, Thong. -See you, bro.
Where should we go tomorrow?
Where should I put this down?
Don't put it down.
We'll hang it up now.
Why do we have to hang this picture?
It's for the barrack's annual check.
This picture you're holding is important.
It's changed every damn year.
Can you hold it in place for me to see first?
A little to the right.
There, there, hold it there.
Let me get the nails real quick.
Dang, it!
We're out of nails.
You keep holding it like that. I'll be back.
All right.
Hey! Who's upstairs? Bring me the toolbox!
Fuck me!
We're screwed.
Shit. What do we do now?
The picture framing shop has already closed.
What should we do now?
If Drill Sarge knows,
we're all doomed for sure.
I'll tell him I broke it.
Don't do that.
Just remember you didn't break it.
Don't tell anyone you broke it.
If you don't want to get into trouble,
find yourself a scapegoat.
You guys are still newbies, you'll only get a light punishment.
Do you understand what I'm saying?
Yes, sir.
If you can't find a scapegoat,
we're all going to be screwed for real.
I don't know who to pick.
I am the one who did it.
Isn't it too crappy to blame someone else?
Are you a dimwit?
There you go.
Find a scapegoat
if you don't want to get roasted.
Anyone is fine
or else I'll pick Tom.
What if he won't admit it?
No one would believe him.
Nobody would listen to him.
I'll testify you were there and witnessed he did it.
I'll punish those who don't believe us.
Punish them for not helping out with the chores too.
All you have to do is play along with it.
Then you'll be saved.
Today,
an eyewitness reported that
one of you new conscripts broke the picture frame,
but did not admit it.
The punishment for he who does not admit to his wrong,
is to crawl like a dog all day long!
Which breed should it be?
What about the breed with leprosy?
I prefer the Thai Bangkaew breed.
Because they are domesticated.
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