2night

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Look at me.

Look at me.

Look at me.

This is my!

Congratulations, is very beautiful. - How is it?

The blonde is eating with the eyes.

I Think not. - You are idiot?

I saw from far away that she is flirting.

Is drooling half an hour ago, and you shitting to her.

You like to play the sonso, eh?

I mean, you don't seem the type that...

What?

That leaves to escape a chance when it arises.

How much did you drink?

It's not about drinking, it is intuition.

A tip, tomorrow morning, come out before she wakes up.

So she will suffer less.

Will it for me.

You have a car? - what?

Is car or walk? - I'm out of the car.

Great, let's go. - Where?

2NIGHT

Why so much in hurry to go away?

It seems that he saw a ghost.

I was filled with, beauty?

Could have paid a Mojito for me

so I also would drink something.

You is the hand of the cow?

It is better not to have drunk, you will drive.

The that it was alone in the club?

Did not answer the question.

I wanted to get to know a new place.

Always delude myself that this city rotten

you'll be able to amaze me. - Rotten?

Asshole!

Come on!

And then?

Does not come, babaquinha?

Asshole.

Everything well?

Yes, everything. People are dangerous there.

Who, those two tacky?

By chance are you scared? You know give you a few punches, no?

Yes, of course I know.

But I do not like to fight.

Are you a buddhist?

Against the violence? Peace and love?

Or simply is shitting fear?

Just don't like people that put up their hand.

Simple as that.

In school I always a day yes and another also.

Not believe? - I have Not the slightest doubt.

In fact, a little too sexy.

I'm sorry...

I am not sexy.

bituca... - what?

You can play the bituca, please?

You know what I wanted to do before?

I wanted to do this.

And this...

Wait, wait, wait.

Where do you live?

Who said let's go to my house?

I said.

Pigneto. Know where it is?

Yes, I know.

You can go.

The... belt.

But swear that you hate Rome?

I have not said that I hate.

Worse, you said that it is rotten.

I wanted to say that on the one hand this city seems huge,

but then we end up living in a neighborhood.

It is as if morássemos in a small town

where everyone knows each other.

And you can't even cry from the street.

For that you would weep in the street?

Why not?

You are not Rome, right?

I was discovered! In 5 years of living here, no one noticed.

- That free. - So the ria.

You're from Milan?

What is in Rome? For the study, it works?

By chance is it an interview? - By chance is it a secret?

But neither of you is Rome. - Is the same?

And how to realize it? - By the way he directs.

You are the only one that respects the preference.

I'm from Verona.

And what is life? - Human Resources.

Manager.

Something like: "You yes, you do not. You do not, you, yes"?

- type Or psychologist? - Type the two. And you, is kind?

Let it go. - Why?

It is a pain in the ass.

I love doing it.

Could do for hours.

Beauty, give me a puff.

You like to spit when you're fucking?

How is it?

Are you afraid of me?

Die of fear.

And then?

You watch too much porn? - Not.

Not? And where he learned the history of spitting?

I Swear, do not watch. - Not...

For that, you watching? - the Whole world watches.

I do not. - You are pathetic.

And you are boring.

Compared with you, my job is a rave.

Beauty. I agree, until 10 years ago,

no woman would admit masturbating.

But today you just get on the internet

and has a lot of the woman with the leg open on the webcam.

Because it is full of horny that they watch.

At least, we admit with a certain sincerity.

For me all that pretense,

those breasts siliconados, kill the imagination.

There is a category of amateur where this pretense...

Ok, enough, thank you.

I Think that you would like. - Not.

Let's, assume.

Beauty, I like porn.

No need to say that like just because I talked.

Need to yes.

And if I jump of the bridge, you also jump?

Of course.

Is the same? - Yes.

If you jump of the bridge

in whom I cuspirei today?

what are you doing? - Stopping at the pharmacy.

Why? - Why do you think?

Where you came from, the 90s?

Stay quiet, I take the pill.

What was that? Is concerned about me?

Afraid to pass me something?

Not.

But it's been a while that I do not go out with anyone.

How much time? - Which day is today?

Friday.

So...

Eight months and three days.

You were arrested? - Not.

In the seminary? - Not.

it Has strange diseases? time - apart from syphilis, not.

How is it possible that you do not...

It did not happen.

How so "not rolled"? Eight months is too long.

And you don't seem like the type. - What kind?

That no sex for eight months.

And as it seems to someone who had sex in the last few months?

As you.

For me an IUD, thank you.

- That free. - And then ria.

That bag! I'm not even there.

Extra large?

Let me see if I understand, how much are we talking about?

So?

So?

Well?!

Were the last that were left over.

Please! In your home you put your feet on the furniture?

So...

"The soft reliefs spherical

are designed to intensify

his excitement and that of their partners."

"Partners"? This is a hymn to the orgies!

No, no, wait!

- the right Time: 1h15. - You is more boring than a porn.

Jura that you want to hear the news now?

No, I wanted to hear how many "beep" is the radio before the news.

Why? - Because...

Because long time no hear, only this.

Right, let's see who can guess how many "beep" are.

You are aggressive!

not, why Not? - Imagine...

So...

Does: "Thou, thou, thou, thou, thou." Five.

Not. Is: "Tu, tu, tu, tu, tu..."

Pause, "You." There are six.

- Need a break between... - of Course not!

He does: "Thou, thou, thou, thou, thou." Are five.

No! Is: "Tu, tu, tu, tu, tu..."

Pause... "You". There are six. "Time: 8h20."

it Is time for the porn. - Want to bet?

I put my hand in the fire, are five.

Competitive. I said.

what are we going to bet? - Everything that you want.

All that I want? - Everything you want.

Care, remember if what you are saying.

- I'll remember. - And how will we know who won?

It is easy, go back to the station and we will hear.

Idiot.

My God, listen to that beautiful music!

That touch of sexy. - is Not touch. Is the alarm clock.

Alarm for what?

Nothing.

Where shall we go now?

Follow ahead and turn right.

See there's a vacancy there. What luck!