The Get Together

Honor the game, honor the game.

I don't know.

But if she gets too-

We got some delicious treats.

Garlic bread, bitch.

Yeah, drink it!

Pasta, Pasta, Pasta!

Go, go!

Go!

Okay, okay.

I can't do it, I can't do it.

Feed him poison, let him pass peacefully.

No, I'm not gonna euthanize a rat.

- Okay. - I can't.

Okay, okay. I'm gonna lift it up

and you smash him in the head, okay?

Okay, well which way is he facing?

I can't do it if he's gonna look at me.

August!

Okay, fine!

Fine!

Okay, just count to three.

Okay.

One.

'Kay.

Two.

Okay.

Three!

Three!

Okay, let's just burn this place to the ground.

We're not gonna get our deposit back anyway.

- Please! - Where did it go?

Where did it go?

McCall!

McCall!

Go McCall, go!

Get him, get him!

Yes, queen. Yes!

You did it!

- We did it! - We did it!

- We did it! - Yes, we did!

Yes!

We did it!

McCall!

Oh my god, we should've kept the body for evidence.

For what, the rat detectives?

No, Connie probably would've lowered our rent

if we showed her a dead rat.

Honestly, I would not keep living here if she paid us.

Same.

D'you wanna watch a movie tonight?

Clark still hasn't signed out of his account, so we can.

Where are you going?

I have a work thing.

What?

On a Friday night?

McCall, skip.

I can't.

Skip, quit, don't go.

I'm serious.

McCall, it's Friday.

It might run a little bit late, but I'll text you.

Okay, well we've seriously gotta figure out

where we're gonna live.

Honestly, kinda feelin' downtown.

Okay, you know I can't afford that.

I gotta go get that.

Excuse me, are you ready to live your best life?

Because your best life is ready for you.

It's ready for us.

Did I tell you about that?

About?

Oh.

No.

It sounded funny.

Hey August.

Lacie.

How's the job search?

Oh my gosh, so fantast.

Oh, love it.

Me too.

- I love it. - Yeah.

Just keep going, girl.

It takes forever.

But something will come through, for sure.

Totally.

Yeah.

Ready, mama?

Let's rage.

You're gonna text me after?

Yes, I will definitely try to text you later.

Okay, cool.

Cool.

- Bye, girl. - Bye.

- Okay. - We should grab a bite.

Yeah, definitely.

Oh, we could do that good taco stand on Lamar.

That'd be good.

Or do you wanna do like healthy?

Do you think maybe we should just-

McCall, get in the car.

She's fine.

Mother-

You usually can tell someone's gonna ralph

right before they even can.

So yeah, it's like way less common than you'd think really.

McCall calls it rideshare ESP,

but I just call it being sober.

Hmm.

Oh wait, who's McCall?

My best friend.

Oh my god.

Okay, so we were potluck roommates in college.

This is a crazy story.

I need you to listen.

- Be here for this. - Sure, mm-hmm.

Okay, we're potluck roommates in college.

We find out we're dating the same guy.

He's lying to both of us, this dick.

So we planned this whole night.

We go to this coffee shop.

And we're like screaming at him like throwing things at him.

Everyone's staring.

It's literally the worst night of his life.

Best night of my life, worst night of his life.

- That's crazy. - The worst night.

Oh my god, wait.

I wasn't supposed to tell you that story.

I forgot, okay.

I'm not supposed to tell that story.

Okay, so he ended up getting really sick

in sophomore year of college, had to skip two semesters

and like everyone on campus was like wearing shirts

with his face on it.

Like it was like really, really sad.

It was really bad.

It was really bad.

Like I should not have told you that story.

That's okay.

Yeah, I'm really sorry.

- Forget it. - Don't worry about it.

That's just like college friend stuff.

Yeah, but like we're graduated now.

So it's just like-

You graduated?

Yes.

- From college? - I just graduated.

- I know. - Oh, you poor thing.

Yes.

Okay, thank you for saying that.

I'm so sorry. That's the worst.

Okay, it is the worst.

Adulting?

It's so dumb.

Everyone's just tryin' to be an adult so quick

- and it makes no sense. - Bingo.

Why's everyone rushing so fast?

To go where?

- What are you gonna do? - Exactly!

Why you gotta buy a house?

Why you gotta have babies with other people?

I don't even get it,

I don't even know what you're working so hard towards.

- No. - Yeah.

Oh, sorry.

It's this one.

Can I just give you a pot take on all this shit,

some good advice for your life?

You need to just square up and have as much fun as you can.

- Yeah. - All right?

These are the things that people aren't gonna tell you

now that you're outta college.

People are gonna treat you like a baby,

like a big huge baby that just can't figure shit out

and that's why you gotta talk to more people like me.

It's a good thing that we had, you know?

A conversation about all this.

You're a good person.

Thanks for the ride.

I appreciate it.

- Thanks for the TED Talk. - Yeah.

Hey,

I know you're working.

And this isn't me hitting on you

or like a plot to murder you or whatever.

But I totally remember how it was when I first moved here.

And if you wanna meet some people,

this party is probably gonna be fun.

Oh.

Thanks, but I got plans with McCall.

Okay.