Urusei Yatsura (うる星やつら)

URUSEI YATSURA

He becomes Scorpio, as the city falls fast asleep tonight.

She becomes Virgo. Dance! "Dancing, Dancing Night!"

When the two cleverly get out of an uneasy situation, there...

at the mysterious edge of the universe, dance! "Dancing, dancing star!"

Hold me, so tightly, and say "I won't let you go!" or something...

'Cause for tonight, I just wanna get tipsy, kissing.

See? You're reflected in my eyes, do you see... ?

See? I'm reflected in your eyes so beautifully.

He'll become stardust, as the night burns out shortly...

She'll become a shooting star. Dance! "Dancing, Dancing Star."

Dance! "Dancing, Dancing Star."

Dance! "Dancing, Dancing Star."

Terror! Attack Of The Killer Potatoes!

There is nothing wrong with your television set.

Good evening...

I am Cherry, your guide for this voyage.

Ladies and gentlemen, have you ever realized...

how much our lives depend on the delicate balance of nature?

Should our global average temperature decrease by 1 or 2 degrees...

it would undoubtedly inhibit grain production...

causing serious food shortages.

In addition, it is well known that a change in solar activity would...

have tremendous effects upon the weather, communications...

and all living things, in one way or another.

One look at our world might make us believe that it is peaceful.

But, what if... everything fell out of balance for even one moment?!

What's wrong, Shinobu?

Did Cherry suddenly ooze out of somewhere?

T...That...

What is it?

Can you believe what Lum did?

She poured an entire bottle of Tabasco over the spaghetti!

Lum! What right did you have to do that?!

L...Look at how much you poured on!

Why are you so upset?

How many times have I told you to leave the seasoning to Shinobu?!

But...

Don't "BUT" me!

I never realized how bizarre the tastes of aliens are! Never!

Well, Lum...

why not leave the cooking to Shinobu, while you...

do the grating or something.

Moroboshi...! Tororo potatoes are aesthetically unfit for Lum!

Stop acting like a gigolo, you ass!

What if the potato juice gets on her hands...

and she gets an itchy rash?!

So... you like spicy stuff?

Wanna end up like this again?!

For Lum, fresh and wild Tororo potatoes would seem perfect...

I suppose.

Here. Remember, don't even THINK about seasoning it your way!

All righty, then. I just have to grate the Tororo, eh?

Where's the grater...?

Here it is!

What is it?

Potato.

Who're you calling a "potato"?!

That's not it! That's not it!

Have you seen... the potato that I put here?

No, I haven't...

It's gone...

Gone?! It's gone.

The potato's gone? Looks like it, yeah.

Maybe you've hidden it, 'cause you didn't feel like grating it!

I'm not like you, Darling.

Oh, really? Then I guess it ran away because it didn't want to be eaten!

I think so, too.

Lum...

I still think it needs more flavor.

Yippedee...

Let's wait 'til he gets out of the shower. Then we'll cut it.

Good idea.

Oh? It's stopped!

What's going on?

Something's wrong with the water.

Would you take a look...? Ataru!

Sorry, but these ears are closed right now.

Lum thinks she can fix it!

Lum thinks what?!

That scream! It's Mendou!

Mendou! What happened?!

Lewd! Lewd!

There's nothing wrong with it. Something must've been stuck, eh?

Oh! That watermelon looks so good!

Perfectly ripe and ready for eating!

Moroboshi! Ataru!

Darling!

Darling! Hang on!

He ate it! What's going on?!

It's a Tororo potato...

I was attacked by a Tororo!

No way!

You saw it, didn't you?!

That came from the living room!

A swarm of Tororo potatoes!

Potato shots!

You've gotta eat it! Shinobu!

You monsters!

I'm scared of the dark!

That was mine!

Retreat! We've got to evacuate upstairs!

It's a potatolanche!

They're supposed to be nothing more than potatoes!

Yet, those same potatoes are attacking us!

I sense a strong aura of carnage!

Time to run! I'm outta here!

This is no time for me to be dealing with potatoes!

What's wrong?

How...?!

What the...What now?!

If they all attack us at once, we can't possibly survive!

It's getting inside!

If I don't do something, and get killed by mere potatoes...

I'll forever disgrace the entire lineage of the Mendou Clan!

You'll deal with me, like a man!

Well, you do that... Lum!

OK!

There!

C'mon! Run for it!

Mendou!

There!

Shinobu! H...Hurry!

My mountain lodge...

They're coming after us!

H...Hey, L...Lum!

Lum!

Darling, it looks OK!

Where IS her common sense?!

She's right. Nothing seems to be wrong.

Geez! And we were scared by this?

Dammit!