The Conmen in Vegas (Du xia da zhan Lasi Weijiasi)

Nobody is going to take my pride nobody is going to hold me down

What are you doing? You want to be a singer?

I think this song is very meaningful

So I want to fire up my spirit!

Do you know that you are hurting my ears?!

What are we going to do tonight?

Tonight? We are going to cheat on Big Eye Man

I have the whole plan set up already!

Master why do you look like shit today?!

Come on! My sister is weird all of a sudden she wanted to go study

Let her go!

It's okay to go study!

But she is studying something like forest management, that is weird

We always talk about

Don't give up a forest because of a single tree

You got the forest

But you do need a person to take care of it

What? You want to know the truth?

Let me tell you my sister dumped you already, forget it

Her first love lives in Canada

He is 6 feet 4 inches tall looks like Leonardo Dicaprio

You are almost 40 years old already... Okay...

2 more years, you'll start losing your sexual ability and eyesight will get worse

Old man with no money... Okay...

My sister will commit suicide for sure

Enough! You don't have to be this straight

You don't like it?

I wanna go to the big bit world...

Big Eye Man are we going to play the Big 2?

I didn't do gamble on horse races because you told me there is a loser coming

Hold it...

I won again!

We have to wait for him I don't know him that well

What is the matter with him?

Brother Man What?

There is a guy named King and he said that he wants to come in

Bring him in

He is here

Thanks!

Let me introduce to you

This is Nat Hello, Nat!

Dragon Nice to meet you

What is your name?

I am King!

He is Brother King

What king? Who do you think you are?

Brother Dragon wants to lose this quickly?

Enough! Deal it!

This place is famous for being fair

We will bet with cash

If anyone cheats he will have to leave a hand here

Understand?

I know! Do you think I am a rookie?

Let's begin!

Find the banker now

How much does a card cost?

We play for the first time $3,000 each, okay?

Okay! Hurry

I don't have the diamond 3

Who has it? Hurry up!

I have it

I will go first

Four 3s and a king?!

Pass! Anyone?

Pass!

Luckily my straight flush can beat him

Are you going to pass?

Wait!

Mine is just a little bigger than yours

Such bad luck on the first hand

Pass! Pass!

Pass! Continue

A pair of 6s!

I have pairs!

Big 2

Sorry, you have to lose 4 times

You lost $150,000 on your first hand! Do you bring enough money?

For the past few years today's bet is the lowest bet

You go first!

One 4!

One card?

One card?! You have lots of big cards haven't you?

One 6!

One 9!

9!

What is the matter with you? My nine is bigger than yours

I took the wrong card, okay?

You have to give up your chance this time. Next

I will use my 2 of hearts, okay?

Who got the big 2?

I do!

You don't have to be in such a rush?!

I really want to go!

I got an ace full house!

What the hell?

If you have good cards that can beat it use it now

What good cards?

Two 2s already were used, I think no one is able to beat ace full house

I got all the good cards

Four 5s

This sucks!

$100,000 again!

What did you do last night? You forgot to wash your damn hands?

Shut up, you have to pay too

You have to pay too

You too!

Thanks

Wait

What?

Kid, I think you are cheating

Go to hell! I didn't cheat!

I will show it to you

If I am cheating, why would I deal such bad cards to myself?!

I know

You deal all the good cards to this guy with white hair

He got such good cards

Don't blame me! I don't know him

Do you know him?

Take it easy

Just put all the money in there

Hey man, you are breaking the rules!

What rules?! They cheated

All rules are useless now

Put it in there

Don't get mad!

You too! Hurry

All of you freeze!

Go over to that table

Put all the money in there

Quick!

Don't move!

You killed him! Really?

Hold this

I will go first

What? Let's go

Hold this! I will go check it out

Boss, where are you going?

What? I am getting ready to go into fugitive

You don't have to go anymore! We got tricked by three swindlers

Damn it!

There are so many fools in this world

With our brains we will be rich for sure

I am telling you this because you are my cousin

If you work with us

we will be rich for sure!

I don't think so

Man is not simple

I think we should go abroad and hide

Master, please respect me a little

When you talk to me can you look at me please?

If we are going out why don't we go to Las Vegas?

You know, I think I have too much money I want fun!

Right

You have too much money, right? Right

Why don't you just lose your money to me let's play the Big 2

Are you kidding?!

You want me to win?

You guys go ahead I will go read over there

Come on... Good luck

I am happy that you want to play the Big 2 with me

Do you know that?

There is a song about the Big 2 that's my song

Ace and king are seeding me

Massage money comes from straight and flush

The car payment relies on the full house

A big 2 can support the whole family

I am worried about you

Thanks for your concern! Deal please

Diamond 3 goes first

What are you looking at?! Diamond 3 goes first

Three of a kind?

I will pass

Look at it, full house

Why do you have all the small cards?

Not five cards again, right?

Small straight, you lose four times!

Crazy!

I will go first

Wait

What? Nothing!

What are you looking at?

None of your business! Come on

A pair of 3s

What? Are you going to pass?

Pass

A pair of 4s! Pass

You don't have a pair?!

A pair of 5s! Pass

A pair of 6s! Pass

A pair of 8s! Pass

You really don't have a pair?

A pair of 9s!

Are they all small cards? I have only one card left, are you going to go or not?

Pass

If you pass you will lose 4 times Crazy!

Where is Dragon?

Master

Oh no...

I saw a girl and her tits are this big

But she is different than other big breasts