Pretty Ghost (我老婆唔係人)

What a nuisance you are!

What are you driving at?

I must get back to work

That`s all. Bye-bye

Perfect, right?

Yeh is back

Why are you squatting there? keep busy

Mr.Yeh

Boss, I dropped something

Did you?

Yes

Boss, they...

Find it for me

What`s wrong? You look awful

Date of birth, please?

00:20 hours 9/8/61

A catastrophe

You can`t get it over Me?

Would he get his neighbors involved?

Barring unforeseen circumstances, you`ll die tragically

Seek may help, if you`re afraid

The oracle says my star`s unicorn. So don`t worry

You`re under a lucky star

But it will shift onto you

Are you friends?

Son of a bitch!

You can`t trust Yeh. He calls himself Jesus`s brother

Excuse me

Where is the bunch of flowers I told you to but this morning?

Okay, wait

Did you buy it for me?

What? What do you take me for?

Are you taking me for your maid?

Shall I have to do anything you ordered me to?

Don`t take yourself for Prince Charles

You expect me to do anything for you?

What do you think of the HongKong Bank Director?

I`m on good terms with him

Wait

Ellen, do you still remember that?

I told you before lunch to tie up with a ribbon

Yes, flowers

How much?

$150

I don`t have enough money with now

Well, give it to me later

Thank you

Silly maid Thank you

It was $200,$200

I`ll pay you in a minute. Don`t act like a shrew

The flowers are here

$400

So expensive? 400

1,2,3,4

Thank you

Write on the card

Yes

Your admirer-Four eyes

Four eyes, let`s play a poker game tonight

Okay

Thank you, four eyes

A coincidence. I was trying to call a cab

I really was trying to call a cab

I know, I know

Where are you going? Let me give you a lift

That won`t be necessary

Well, then bye-bye

Better let me give you a lift

I`m jumping at this chance

Have you bought a new car?

It`s coming

Ellen

Sorry to be late

It`s all right

Let me make the introduction

He`s my boyfriend Michael

He`s my colleague

How do you do?

How do you do?

Michael, let`s give him a lift

Okay, it`s hard to get taxis at this hour

Would I be a bore to you?

Don`t be silly, come on

Ellen, what about swimming after supper?

Why? I haven`t bought my swimsuit

You don`t have to wear a swimsuit to swim

I`m getting out. Stop in front

Thank you

See you in the office tomorrow. bye-bye

Bye-bye

Bye-bye

Boss, isn`t it too early to inspect the site?

We must take them unawares

Before they even start work

You` re smart, boss. peter, your car`s old, not powerful enough

Peter,your car`s old, not powerful enough

Only $18,000, you expect a shuttle plane?

It does look like one

I don`t feel like being on earth now

It`s up there

You want to woo Ellen?

Sign a check if you do

Fitted with motor? It`s revolving

Boss

Thank you

A jinx for today. Let`s go up and see

What jinx?

It`s hot here

Wait. This is the exit. That`s the life gate

What jinx have you perceived, boss?

He`s going to become a monk. He may work in a temple

You`re standing on the dead position

What`s there to see? Go up quickly

Five stories, l`ve got weak feet

I always have hunches

You got it every month?

Back to work now

Look closely. The scaffold`s strong and so`s the wall

No need to inspect it the partitions are four inches smaller

The partitons are four inches smaller

A slight variation is tolerable

Don`t take things so seriously

Watch out!

This way! It`s dangerous!

Boss, he`s fallen

He`s fallen What`s up?

Finished!

See if there`s any remedy

Where am l?

How could I be here?

Why?

Over here

Come over

You`ve gone astray. Now follow me

Miss, don`t walk so fast

I`ve fallen

The wall!

Doctor, how`s he?

We tried many ways to help him

But couldn`t wake him up

To keep him from plunging into a coma forever

I hope you as his friends and colleagues

Will try something sensitive on him

In the hope of creating a miracle

Tony, wake up!

Now l`ll count 1,2,3

If you don`t wake up then

I`ll dispose of your car

1,2,3

Make way

And...

Sir

I don`t want to see the patient lose property

Next

The whole company knows

He secretly loves the girl beside me

Go and try. Go on

Go and try

Don`t ridicule me for that

Don`t you know l`m waiting for you?

Horrible!

Sorry, the wrong tune, it was lower by one tone

Give up

Hold it for me. Let me

Do your best

This is a confinement position, according to the 5elements

So he won`t wake up

Get down

Reverse from here, then it`s life position everywhere

Try that side

Oh, no, all dead positions

Mammy, don`t die

Hear that? No hope

Don`t worry What`s wrong?

Female, keep away Nurse, emergency

What`s wrong? Are you all right?

You must keep away, too

All females keep away Ready

Are you all right?

Are you sure you`re all right?

Ellen, I didn`t know you were waiting for me

As I said, this is a dead position

An old-vintage car

Not my fault

Don`t follow me!

Don`t follow me!

Don`t go Don`t

Don`t go

Follow me

Get in and hide

Bitch, you really are interfering

Why are you wreaking havoc?

I need him to be my double

With me here, you can`t make it

The scaffold`s collapsing

Watch out, watch out!

I`ll fight with you!

Put him down quickly

Don`t interfere, or I won`t let you go

Help! you`re crushing me!