Friends

Previously on Friends:

Don't come out here.

- I ran into Richard. - Which Richard?

My ex-boyfriend.

This is the worst thing that could happen.

You decided to tell him about the Richard thing.

Oh, no.

- You can't see him. - You can't tell me what to do.

That's funny, I think I just did.

- I have found my identical hand twin. - What's that?

A guy with my identical hands. I'm gonna be a millionaire!

You thought I wanted to have sex with you?

No.

Last night was embarrassing for you too.

I just don't embarrass that easily.

- I think the check-in is that way. - Ah.

Hello.

Ah, kids love me.

Hey! Hi. You guys are here!

Yay! What'd you do? Did you go to a costume party?

Let me guess. Um, Pancho Villa.

And you're Bob Saget.

Pancho Villa?

What are you talking about, Pheebs? I don't...

Oh, my God! You drew on me?

Hey, you wet my pants!

Whoa, what kind of party was this?

I've been walking around like this? You have so crossed a line.

Rach, wait. The men's room is that way.

- Oh! - What?

It's the third time she's won on a machine I was playing.

Oh. I bet she's one of those people.

Mole people?

What? No, a lurker.

Oh. What's that?

When you're playing a machine and it hasn't paid out...

...a lurker waits for you to give up and then...

Kills you?

No, they swoop in and steal your jackpot.

- Oh. - Mm-hm.

- How do you know about this? - My nana used to do it.

That's how she paid for my dance... Karate lessons.

Dance karate?

Yes, it's a deadly...

...but beautiful sport.

- It won't come off. - What?

It won't come off.

Oh, my God. Rach, are you sure?

I took it off, and then I drew it back on.

Hey! You made it!

Who's your friend? He's hot.

Thanks, man.

Listen, I talked to Chandler, and I'm sorry about the movie.

Don't be sorry.

I don't need it anymore. I found my identical hand twin.

Your what?

My identical hand twin. The person whose hands are like mine.

This is a gold mine.

What?

That won't make you any money.

Well, fine.

None of you will live with me in my hand-shaped mansion.

Except, uh, you. You can live in the thumb.

All right, baby, come on!

Yes! Yes!

- I am on fire! - See you later.

What are you doing?

What's it look like? Going home.

Why?

Chandler.

Chandler, wait.

Sorry, I was just playing for one second.

If you don't want me to see Richard again, I won't.

He means nothing to me.

Oh, come on. I was there.

I know he's the love of your life.

Not anymore.

Really?

Really.

All right?

Let's forget about going home and celebrate our anniversary.

Okay, this is empty.

I wanted to make a dramatic scene, but I hate packing.

Where's the other guy?

Which guy?

Tall, dark hair, hand looks exactly like this?

I don't know about the hands, but he went to the restroom.

Okay.

- How you doing? - Very busy.

Right. Okay.

Yes, hello. I have a question.

Um, I used your pen to draw on my friend's face.

A beard and a mustache.

Thank you.

No, she didn't think so.

I know. It's like... Anyway...

Makeup didn't cover it. We've tried everything, and nothing's worked.

What do we do?

Yeah. Uh-huh.

Yeah. Oh, okay.

Okay, thank you.

Yeah, it's not coming off.

What? What else did he say?

Um, he said he thought I was funny.

Okay, look. Let's just go downstairs...

...we'll have some fun, and you will forget all about it.

There's no way I am leaving looking like this!

Come on, Rach. It's not that bad.

Ross, I am a human doodle!

Just because some idiot drew on your face doesn't mean you can't have fun.

Besides, no one will even look at you.

This is Vegas. Hello? There are tons of other freaks here.

There are tons of freaks here. No other. No.

Come on. No one will notice. I swear.

There was some staring and pointing.

I need a drink.

They really overcharge you for that stuff.

But who cares, because it's all on me.

That is one big drink.

Macadamia nut?

Um, wow! That's some pricey nut.

Really like those macadamia nuts, huh?

Nope.

Get out of here, you lurker!

Go on, get!

- Hey, Pheebs. - You made up.

I couldn't be mad at him for too long.

She couldn't live without the "Chand love."

Aw.

Get a room.

- We have one. - I know. Use it.

Oh, yeah.

That's right. Take good care of those babies.

- Excuse me? - It's me. Joey.

Do I know you?

Joey?

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, the hand guy.

So, what are we gonna do about this hand twin thing?

Nothing.

Look, you and I have been given a gift.

We have to do something with it. Like hand modeling. Or magic.

And you know NASA's gonna want to talk to us.

- I have to get back to work. - Whoa, whoa, whoa.

We can have our own show.

We can clap our hands together. People will love it!

Huh?

And I wrote a song for us.

This hand is your hand

This hand is my hand

Oh, wait, that's your hand

No, wait, it's my hand

- That's okay. - But you haven't even heard the chorus!

Oh, my God.

I look like my great-aunt, Muriel.

All right, you know what?

We don't have to go downstairs.

We can bring Vegas up to us.

All right, come on.

We'll play some blackjack. Here we go.

- Thirteen. - Hit me.

Ooh, 23.

Which is what we play to at this casino!

You win $10!

- I bet 20. - Right.

A new pair of shoes for the Chan-Chan man!

Yes!

I've never seen a roll like this!

That's right, baby!

What do I want now?