Paranormal Attraction

Oh God!

Shh, shh, shh.

There's nothing wrong with me!

Drop the knife!

Why won't she love me?

Drop it!

We're hoping to have it ready by August.

When it's available, you'll be the first to know.

All righty. Thank you.

Buh-bye.

Sara!

Hi, Melanie!

How are you? You're looking good.

How's Jeff?

Oh, I am so sorry.

It slipped my mind completely.

No, it's okay.

You know, I never liked him anyway.

You could do so much better.

So, this is the house.

Ready to see what you'll be working with?

So, what happened to the previous residents?

They just, I don't know, disappeared.

No note, no explanation, nothing. Just poof.

The dog too.

Kinda spooky, huh?

I'd say this is an easy job, but judging by all this shit,

you're probably gonna be here a while.

To think it was just a year ago I was handing them the keys.

They were only here for a year?

Mm-hm.

They bought the house from me

after the last owner died unexpectedly.

Have I mentioned that the pool is heated?

Treat the property as you would your own.

Make yourself at home.

Just remember everything needs to be packed,

boxed up and dumped by the end of August.

Oh, and watch out for vagrants.

Vagrants?

Oh, god damn it!

It's an abandoned house with a heated pool.

You do the math.

Master bedroom.

Again, thank you so much for this opportunity.

I won't let you down.

Of course, dear.

I know you'll do a great job.

You know, when I heard what happened, I was shocked!

Absolutely shocked!

But after this, you'll have more than enough

to get back on your feet, maybe bring in some new clients,

hire some staff, get a new apartment.

First things first.

Have this house ready by the end of August,

and I'll make sure you're take care of.

The commission alone will more than make up

for what I'm paying you.

You can count on me.

Excellent!

And as long as you stay on schedule,

I'm more than willing to look the other way

if you, I don't know, bring a boy home or something,

Melanie!

What? I know what it's like being at your age.

Newly single, all alone.

Don't worry.

A girl with your complexion, you'll do just fine.

Well, I'd love to stay and chitchat,

but these houses don't sell themselves.

Your first payment's on the table.

Say hi to your mother for me.

Hi, this is Sara Myer,

founder and CEO of Myer's Movers,

documenting our services for an estate clean out.

In this video, we'll be working at 27 Baker Street.

We're making our way to the living room,

which we will establish as our base of operations.

Once we finish clearing it out,

we will move on to the rest of the house.

And here is the kitchen.

As you guys can see, it is very messy.

Financial documents will be saved just in case,

and every item of value will be boxed and donated.

If it's too big to be boxed,

we will mark it for later pickup.

All items not of any value will be thrown away.

And even though we're not landscapers,

we're gonna do some much needed maintenance

in the backyard.

Boo!

Jesus Christ!

Did I ruin the shot?

What are you doing here?

I just wanted to check in on my bestie,

see how she's doing on her new gig.

Aw! Well the house is pretty sweet.

Wanna come check it out?

Mm-hm.

My horoscope specifically said that I'd be rewarded

for helping someone in need today, so here I am.

It's a lot of work.

No shit.

All right, but I can't pay you.

I'm barely making enough as it is.

The only payment I'll accept

is the privilege of seeing my bestie.

Kelly?

Oh, what's up girl? How you doing babe?

You brought Nick with you?

Who do you think's gonna be doing the heavy lifting?

What?

Thought you were all about female empowerment.

Nothing is more empowering than watching

my sweat-drenched hunk lift heavy things.

Sup, Sara?

Hi Nick.

How you doing, girl?

Oh, great. How are you?

You ready to do this?

All right. Let's get to work guys.

Alrighty!

Woo!

No, Kelly, baby, baby, baby.

Put this in the back of my truck, please.

Aye, aye, captain.

We should head out soon

if you want to hit Goodwill before they close.

Right.

Oh, shit. My camera.

I'll meet you guys outside.

Fo' sho'.

Hey Kelly, did you touch my stuff?

Kelly?

Wow, there are a lotta hotties out here. You're in luck.

I told you, I don't need a man.

Just saying. Six months without dick in my life,

I'd go batshit.

Are you trying to say you're not crazy?

Oh, ha, ha.

Hey, you don't think he'll find me out here, do you?

No! Of course not

He has no way of knowing you're here.

Hell, I could barely find your house with GPS.

I could read your tarot cards if it'll make you feel better.

No, it's okay.

Plus, I'm pretty sure that's not how it works.

That's exactly what a skeptic would say.

Come on, let's go.

Kelly was right.

Hello?

Hello?

You're not supposed to be here.

Get lost or I'll call the cops.

Seriously? I said get lost!

What the hell?

All seems normal here. Have you had these problems before?

No.

I mean, it's not my house. I'm just packing things up.

Oh, I see.

I was told it has a history of vagrants.

I guess they like to swim.

So, how long have you been with the police here?

Three months.

Yup. Fresh out of the academy.

I could be dealing with a swan-diving serial killer,

and they send a rookie to save the day?

A swan-diving serial killer?

It could happen.

I'm sorry. I didn't mean

to snap at you like that, Officer...

Bennett, Evelyn Bennett.

And there's no need to apologize,

Miss...

Meyers, Sara.

Sara.

If you have any more scares like this, feel free to call me.

That's my direct line.

Absolutely. I will.

I mean...

I'll keep that in mind.

Bennett.

Let's go.

I'll let myself out.

Have a good day.

You as well.

Sara...

Sara...

Sara...

Sara...

You swear you didn't stop by?

I was at the shop all day.

Maybe it was one of those homeless.

Maybe they're outside watching you right now.

Shut up! Don't say stuff like that.

Tell me more about this cop. Was he cute?

I was a little too busy getting the shit scared out of me

to pay attention to her looks.

Ooh, a lady cop! How progressive!

Was she cute?