Snakehead Swamp

Last week's sudden storm is nothing new for the people...

- Slow down, will ya? - Relax, Rob.

Easy for you to say. You don't have Amelia Lewis waiting for you back home.

Amelia Lewis, the Amelia Lewis?

- The one with the... - Yeah.

Obviously we can't crash now. We gotta get you back to Amelia Lewis.

You're just jealous.

- Did you hear that? - The Curse of Marguerite has been blamed...

- I think you broke something. - Then go check it out.

I'm not going to check it out! You broke it.

Go ahead in back, check it out.

- You know what we're hauling? - You really think I'd let somebody put...

something on my truck, I didn't know what it was?

Do you know what's special about them? You know what they are?

Yeah, I heard the same thing, too. I don't believe any of it.

Pete said they shot them up with a bunch of drugs and then they started...

Pete needs to learn to keep his mouth shut.

- ...of Marguerite's ghost. No doubt... - Check it out!

What? Are you scared?

- I'm not scared. - Amelia Lewis doesn't like scared boys.

Flood waters quickly receding and meteorologists

reporting a beautiful weekend forecast, though.

Just watch the road, okay?

If you're scared, just remember Amelia Lewis.

- I gotta get back to Amelia Lewis. - Shut up, okay?

What in the world? What the heck is that?

Oh, man!

You did break something!

No.

- What? - You did break something.

No! No!

Rob?

Rob?

It's started.

It's started.

No! No! No!

No! No! No! No!

Stay away from me! No! No!

No! No! No!

I now pronounce you man and wife. You may kiss the bride.

Yeah!

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you Mr. and Mrs. Hamilton.

Yeah!

Come on.

Cheers!

- Hi, how are you? - Good. Wasn't it beautiful?

It was beautiful. I mean, it's been a long time coming, huh?

- Those guys are great. - They're great together.

Oh, my God! So happy for you.

It was so beautiful. Let me see. Let me see.

I'm so happy for you guys. It was amazing.

I'll be right back. So happy for you.

- Hello, darling. - Hi.

You didn't have to come to her wedding.

You kidding me? This is great.

Let's get away for the day.

I got plans this weekend.

I was gonna hole myself up in my room and listen to Lionel Richie and cry.

Come on.

Remember when we were kids and our folks would always take us and Bryce out...

Chris, I'm so sorry. I'm such an idiot.

When's the last time we were out at the point together?

I haven't been there in a long time, Ash.

Place doesn't exactly conjure up good feelings for me.

Yeah, but, I mean, we should go.

I go out all the time, and Ian's got his family boat for the day.

I don't want to hang out with Ian.

- He hates me. - Please! Come on, Chris.

Sam's going, of course. Kerri will be there.

- You trying to set me up right now? - It's not a set-up.

- I don't need a pity date, Ash. - It's not, you'd be doing me a favor.

Ian always gets so plastered every time we go out on the boat.

If you guys don't come, he's just gonna want to mess around the whole time.

And I want somebody who can actually carry a conversation, you know?

You got problems in paradise?

No, just Ian's Ian.

You know how it is.

Frat parties were fun at first, but, I mean, you gotta grow up sometime.

Please, please, please, please. You have to come.

- All right. - Okay, you will not regret this.

- I regret it already. - I'm so excited.

Can you slow down, please? I'm trying to be somber here.

Please tell me some good news.

So tell me, Hutch, those tech guys that called this in, were they right?

Looks like it.

On a scale of one to ten, one being, "Let's go get some coffee." Ten being,

"How do you want to spend your last night on earth," what are we looking at?

- Ten? Looks more like a 20. - That's what I was afraid of.

"Specimen 0," what's that?

I don't know, but whatever it was, it was a lot bigger than the others.

You shouldn't be out here!

Unless you prepared for what you might find!

Better get back, sir! It's not safe just yet!

No! No!

The danger just getting started!

It's gonna be one of those backwater towns, huh?

Salvage what you can. I want an expanding perimeter on the swamp.

Yes, sir!

Hey, Chris, it's me.

Why don't you give me a call? I'm just thinking about you.

I told her, "Look, honey, Trevor is my man."

Yes, I did. I told her that she lost her chances with him that last night at bingo,

and that if she didn't like it, well,

then I'd be happy to walk on over there and shove my foot right up...

Morning, Marge.

Marge! Marge!

Will you get that damn hearing aid fixed?

- Lucille. - Ranger Hardin.

You know, that Davids boy was out past my property the other night

blasting his dynamite again.

Yeah, well, I'll go have a little talk with him, then.

Well, you best head on down to the dock, then, 'cause he's there right now.

And I hear Chris is with him.

My Chris?

This is Specimen number five.

- Is that the last one? - No, I got a few more to collect.

- Do you hear that? - Yeah.

- We should go check that out. - All right, come on.

- Did you hear that? - I did.

- It's over there. - Let's go.

All right, let's do this. I'm excited, and you?

- Yeah, I know. - You know I am excited.

I know, Chris, Chris, Chris, that's all you talk about.

Yeah, well, we haven't done this in so long.

Just hang back with the boat, I gotta go find Chris.

Yes, ma'am.

Hey, partner, there's some good-lookers down in the swamp today, eh?

Drop dead.

Make me wish I was 20 year younger.

Oglin' the coeds again, boys?

Sorry, Ranger Hardin. Just enjoying the Blackbriar sights.

- Hey, Chris, you made it! - Hi!

Chris.

Hey. Fun.

Don't worry about him, you're here with me.

Hey, Ashley! How are you? Good to see you. Chris, what's up?

Right this way, dear wench.

- Shut up. - What?

Hey, Chris, like my new swimsuit?

It's cute, thank you.

You need help with the beer or anything like that?

Come on, let's go.

You chuckin' your line today, Brutus?

Sure. You want us to bring you back a big, old gator head?

You can hang it on your wall?

You get brave on us, Sheriff, come out on gator water with us, huh?

Chipmunk said you should come out to the boat with us.

Well, maybe sometime I'll surprise you, but in the meantime,

be careful and watch the drinking, huh?

Yeah, don't be so scared.

So you actually went to that wedding. What a loser.

- Sucker. - Stop it.

It was a sweet gesture. A true gentleman can admit when he's been defeated.

Yeah, but what loser wants to be a gentleman?

Stop it. Stop.

If this is going on all weekend, I'll shoot somebody.

Hey, Ranger Hardin.

Hey, Ashley.

Mom. I'll be right back.

Just wait up.

Mom, what are you doing here?

I have been calling your cell phone for days!

I've been busy, Mom. I'm sorry, okay?

So, how was the wedding? I mean, I thought maybe you'd want to talk afterwards.

It was fine. Whatever, I don't care. It was nice.

- Is that the Davids' boat? - Yes.

My office has gotten a few calls about Ian doing some dynamite fishing.

Now, I haven't caught him yet,

but if I do catch him and whoever he's with, they're gonna be in some big trouble,

so I'm hoping that is not what you were planning on doing this weekend.

No, we're just going out to have some fun, all right?

It's not a big deal, it's innocent, okay?

Okay, you just be careful.

That swamp... it can be mean.

Dad told me that you filed the other day.

I thought you were gonna try to patch things up.

Honey, it's not that simple.

And are you sure that this is the right move for you guys?

- Christopher, honey. - It's fine. It's fine.

Kerri Ponter, is that you?

Yes, ma'am.

- Does your grandma know you're here? - Mom.

- Are you nuts? - What?

She's underage for drinking and you're dragging her out

- to your wild orgy. - She's not drinking.

Wild orgies, what are you talking about? Where do you get this stuff from?

- Do you think she'll call my grandma? - No.

We're just going out on the boat to have a little fun on the water.

Man, come on. You coming? I'm shoving off.

- All right, I gotta go. - Wait, wait.

- I gotta go. - Wait, wait, wait, listen...

Honey, I really want to hang out with you, so,

how about I make you some dinner, something like that?

Maybe. Yeah, no, that'd be nice. I'd like that.

- Let's do it. I'll talk to you. - Okay.

Be safe.

Au revoir, Ranger!

Be careful out there.

I like her!

Can't stop us now, we're going!