Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa

Well done, boys. Looks like ice-cold sushi for breakfast.

No, no, son. Over here.

See the lion? Look at the lion and get the lion.

Now, son, if you're gonna grow up

and be like your daddy someday, you gotta learn how to fight.

Da-da.

Now, Alakay, let me show you something, OK?

You see this mark?

You and me are the same.

When you're bigger, you'll be Alpha Lion, just like me.

Now let me see you fight. Ready?

No, Alakay. No dancing!

You just amuse yourself, don't you?

You're a strange kid. You're a strange one. I'm...

Now, come on, let's try it again.

No, Alakay.

Stop that right now. Doggone it!

It's so disappointing when they don't grow up the way you want.

Makunga. You're not challenging me again, are you?

Look on the bright side. After I defeat you and become alpha lion,

you'll have more time to spend with your pathetic son.

Before I kick your butt, let me ask you:

Why do you want to become the alpha lion?

I'm better looking, I have better hair, I'm deceivingly smart...

...and I want everyone else to do what I say.

We fight on three. One...

Pay attention, Alakay. Daddy will show you how it's done.

Two, three!

- Who's the alpha lion? - You are.

Don't you forget it.

And that, Alakay, is how you attack...

Alakay?

That's it. Here, kitty, kitty.

This one's a beauty.

He'll be worth a few bucks.

It just gets easier and easier.

Daddy!

Alakay! Alakay!

Alakay!

Da-da!

No! No! No!

Alakay!

- Daddy! - Daddy's got you! Hold on!

Da-da!

Alakay!

Daddy!

I've been around the world in the pouring rain

Feeling out of place and feeling strange

Take me to a place where they know my name

'Cause I ain't met nobody that looks the same

I'm a fish out of water Lion out of the jungle

He's a fish out of water Lion out of the jungle

I'm a fish out of water Lion out of the jungle

He's a fish out of water Lion out of the jungle

I need my peoples, my peoples Take me to my peoples

Play that jungle fever Show 'em some love

Show love

Just gotta have someone Gotta have someone

To relate to, to relate to

I'm feeling right at home

Feeling right at home Feeling right at home

Feeling right at home I'm feeling right at home

See I been traveling Been traveling forever...

- I don't like the looks of this guy. - He's kind of cute.

He's kind of a showoff.

You think he's cute?

Roar!!

The King of New York City...

...Alex the Lion!

I still think he's kind of a showoff.

The guy's an animal.

Maybe he should take a break. You know, we could all use a vacation.

Come on, where would we go on vacation?

I don't know about you, but I want to go to Connecticut!

On the loose, several animals, including the world famous Alex the Lion,

escaped from the Central Park Zoo tonight.

The escapees were cornered in Grand Central Station.

He was a very bad kitty.

Animal rights activists, who convinced zoo officials

to have the animals sent to Africa,

were stunned to learn that the freighter carrying the animals

was reported missing today.

Tonight, hundreds of New Yorkers have gathered at the zoo

to mourn the loss of their beloved zoo animals.

The question on everyone's mind, where are they now?

I like to move it, move it

He likes to move it, move it

She likes to move it, move it

- We like to - Move it!

Come on! Y'all know this one! It never gets stale!

- We like to - Move it!

We'll miss you little fuzz buckets! You've been a great crowd!

Glad we could introduce you to the toilet.

If you ever come look us up in Manhattan, feel free to call first.

Seriously though, call. OK?

Settle down, everybody. Be quiet!

You can't leave without this!

Surprise, freaks!

Shake it! Shake it.

Look, I'm a lady! I'm a lady, everyone!

I'm a lady! Not really! It's me, King Julien!

Which of you is attracted to me? Hands up!

Hey, freaks! You will be very glad to hear that I am coming with you.

Oh, no, thank you.

Yes, thank you. It's my plane!

Until I return with the spoils from the new country...

...Stevie will be in charge!

I don't think they like that idea.

What are you saying, Stevie?

No.

Could we...? No, you didn't say that! How is that even possible?

Naughty little thing! Stevie says...

Let them eat cake!

King Julien, wait for me!

I'm all packed! I have a whole itinerary planned!

Oh, no! It's Mort! He's so annoying!

Don't let him on. Stop that thing!

He's carrying scissors and hand cream!

Everybody in! Quickly, get in, get in! Get in quick!

- Struts. - Check.

- Flaps. - Check.

- Engine. Coffee maker. - Check.

You guys!

Oopsie-daisy!

That has to be the second biggest slingshot I've ever seen.

But it'll have to do. Attention.

This is your captain speaking.

In the event of an emergency, place the vest over your head

then kiss your... good-bye.

New York City, here we come!

Pray to your personal God this hunk of junk flies.

Personal God, hunk...? What?

We are go, sir.

Open the door! I'm outside!

If cabin pressure is lost,

place the mask over your face to hide your terrified expression.

Miss, aren't these supposed to be attached to my seat?

- No, sir. - OK, boys, launch!

Launch!

- Launch! - Launch!

Gremlin!

Hey, Mort.

Hi!

That was weird.

- Somebody's dreaming. - I think I saw Mort on the plane wing.

You got Madagascar on the brain.

I know I'm gonna miss it.

It was incredible. I think it'll seem more fun the further we are from it.

Like when you bit me on the butt?

I'm gonna take that thing you're holding onto and use it onstage.

It's all part of my little actor's salad bar of emotional tidbits.

Are the butts next to the croutons?

You don't need to be sarcastic.

When we get back, I might sign up for the breeding program.

Breeding program?

We reach a point when we want to meet somebody.

Settle down, have a relationship.

I can see that.

What? Like dating?

Yeah, dating.

Other... other guys?

What do you mean, other guys?

Darn it!

What is holding up that beverage service?!

I'm gonna go check.

You all keep talking. I'm gonna catch a few winks.

It's so funny!

I like laughing! It's such a nice experience!

To laugh!

Do you mind going back? This is first class.

It's nothing personal. We're just better than you. Maurice, I'm open! Hit me!

- He shoots, he scores! - Is that Vivaldi?

- In-flight slave. - Can I help you, Mr. Mankiewicz?

Bring my nuts on a silver platter.

We were checking on our drink order.

Sorry. Been a little backed up.

- I guess I'll go back... - Where's your body?

You're freaking me out! Can you please go over there, please?

What happened to the separation of the classes?

I'm sure this democracy thing is just a fad.

We'll go out for pineapple, my bobbly-headed boobily-boo.

Skipper, look.

Analysis.

Looks like a small bulb used to indicate something unusual, like a malfunction.

I find it pretty and somewhat hypnotic.

That too, sir.

Right! Rico?

Manual!

Problemo solved.

- We may be out of fuel. - Why do you think so?

We've lost engine one...

...and engine two is no longer on fire.

Buckle up, boys.

Don't look, doll. This might get hairy.

Attention! This is your captain.

I have good and bad news. The good news is, we're landing immediately.

The bad news is, we're crash-landing.

When it comes to air travel, we know you have no choice.

But thanks for choosing Air Penguin.

Raise your arms, Maurice! It's more fun when you raise your arms!