Steven Universe

Two steps to the left.

There's a chair right behind you.

Sit down and... okay.

Ta-da!

Fish Stew Pizza... what a nice surprise.

That's not the surprise.

Notice anything different?

Bixbite? Uh, is she working here?

Yeah, dude, and she's crushing it.

Bixbite is an expert at slicing and dicing,

so now she can put her skills to use in a pizza shop.

That's awesome. Mmm.

Look at that 'za, brah,

each slice exactly the same length...

45 degrees.

Wow, pure perfection.

I am so proud.

I almost feel bad eating it.

I didn't know Bixbite wanted a career in the culinary arts.

Yeah, we talked a lot about her interests and experience.

Then I spoke to Kofi and set her up here.

This was your idea?

Yeah, and she's just the beginning.

I wanted to do something big for the school,

so I've been pairing gems up with human jobs.

The results have been amazing!

I call it the Gem-Human Excellence Mentorship,

or GHEM.

Oh, I get it, like gem.

No, it's GHEM.

There's an "H."

All clear, my mayor.

All clear.

You've got Rubies in your program, too?

Yeah, and these two are Nanefua's new bodyguards.

How many other gems are working in Beach City?

Glad you asked.

Hey!

Blue Lace Agate?

Biggs Jasper?

Crazy Lace?

The Quartzes have taken over Funland?

Yeah, man.

Mr. Smiley has been understaffed for so long.

I figured he could use a whole army of help.

Army? Ooh, check it out.

Nephrite is doing some skywriting.

With all her experience flying drop ships,

she's better in the air than Andy.

Mm, guess she's a perfectionist, though.

Um, Amethyst, isn't this all a little on the nose?

Oh, oh, look.

Snowflake Obsidian and Little Larimar

found some ice-related jobs on the boardwalk.

Hmm, I don't know about this.

About what?

Ice gems doing ice stuff, pilot gems doing pilot stuff,

guard gems doing guard stuff.

Isn't that exactly what they were doing on Homeworld?

No.

It's just like we used to do on Homeworld.

Thanks, Amethyst!

These are the jobs they wanted.

Well, sure, they think they want to do this stuff,

but it's up to us to get them out of their comfort zones.

I don't know, man.

Comfortable can be good, too.

Bear with me for a sec. Hey, guys.

I was wondering what you two did on Homeworld.

I dug ice trenches for their armies.

I made ice sculptures for the Diamonds.

So ice is kind of like your default mode?

Yes.

Did you ever think of trying something else?

Like filling ice trenches?

Well, how would you like to fly a plane?

Uh, I don't snow about this.

What? Can't hear you!

You're gonna do great!

I had an idea for you, Larimar.

You could operate the Funland roller coaster.

It's a great job, and you get to help people have fun.

What is this wonderful noise?

Those are the joyful screams of people on a roller coaster.

Human screams are my favorite of the Earth's delights.

I want to hear the human screams forever.

Okay. That's kind of troubling,

but your heart is in the right place.

One day, I'll make you scream, Steven.

You push the lever up to speed up and pull down to stop.

Why don't you give it a go?

Give me the screams!

See, Amethyst?

With just a small tweak,

your good idea is working even better.

I don't know about this, man.

Come on. Let's go help some more gems.

Wow, sure feels good to help people.

Can't wait to see how everyone learns and grows

outside their comfort zones,

but until then, I guess my work here is done.

Order up!

Delivery! Delivery! Delivery!

Here you go, and I'll take that.

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

Here you go. Mission complete!

Aah!

Huh?

Hit me with another.

Hey, Steven. Want a snow cone?