In the Dark

God, you are so hot.

- Do you have any idea how hot you are? - No.

That was legit incredible.

Oh, my God. I didn't know your dog was in here.

That dog is so weird. He follows me around everywhere.

He's like a stalker.

Mm.

Mm, mm.

Well, I had a great time.

It was nice meeting you.

That's it?

Yeah. I'll text you.

I'm gonna text you.

But you don't have my number.

Yeah, I don't... I don't understand

why you don't get what's happening here.

Okay, well, I'll-I'll just leave, then.

- Bye. - Yep.

Sorry. Sorry.

Didn't see you. I'm blind. Sorry.

Excuse me.

Sorry.

You can't pass the line again, Murphy.

Did I? Oh, I'm sorry.

Well, since I'm here, maybe you can ring me up.

- Mm-hmm. Your usual? - Yep.

You know, you really should buy condoms, girl.

Bad for the environment.

We all got to do our part, right?

You're a gem, Maria.

Yo, I made a new beat last night, dawg.

Whoo, yeah, it was fire, man.

- I'm taking over, yo. - Bro...

Ty's homegirl's back.

Okay, you know what? We'll see who calls me up

for VIP when I'm at Coachella next year.

Hey, miss that.

Dude, Darnell ain't gonna like it

if he comes by and you not here.

Bro, just hold the fort down.

A'ight?

Hey, Tyson.

Hey.

I'm so glad you're here.

I got you a stupid candy thing.

Huh. Thanks.

Can you, um... can you open this for me?

I know.

I didn't say nothing.

I wish I didn't like sex so much,

'cause it's a very expensive habit.

I think I know why you do.

Oh, yeah?

It's, like,

the only time that you don't have to feel blind.

You know, 'cause we all do it with our eyes closed anyways.

Little insight for you.

Oh.

You're a smart kid.

Too smart to be doing what you're doing.

I could say the same about you.

Would you like some pill with your water?

Thank you.

So, just out of sheer curiosity...

Oh, no.

You ever date a guy like me?

A child? No.

What you mean? I'm grown.

You're like 17.

- But, like, I'm adorable, too. - Yeah. Well...

Like, if you see me.

Well, I'd have to take your word for it.

A'ight. Bet.

What are you talking about?

Feel my face, man.

I just don't do that face-feeling stuff.

That's weird.

Feel my beauty.

Bask in my curvaceous textures.

All right. Give me your hand.

Come on.

Freezing out here.

You say that like it's my fault.

- It is your fault. - Wow.

If you didn't hang out here, I wouldn't

freeze my ass off every night.

Then let us experience this horrific cold together.

Good morning.

Who's the best roommate ever?

Get off me, dog. Ugh.

I swear I'm developing an allergy to him.

It's because he wants your love.

And that's the only thing you're allergic to. Okay.

Look who's bringing the jokes, crack of dawn.

So, how was your night of...

how do you say it? Lovemaking?

Ew. Don't be gross. I don't remember the majority of it.

Do you want to know what he looked like?

I could tell he was tall-ish. That's about it.

Okay, well, this one had a real gummy smile.

- What? - And he definitely had

early onset alopecia.

I could feel his hair, jerk.

Dude, he was hot.

You're missing out. You should've felt his face.

I would never do that.

Okay, please get up.

Murphy, why do you never plug in your phone?

Okay.

- Come on. Hurry. - Ow.

I can't be late for work again, and neither can you.

Fine.

- Did you get shorter? Where are you? - Shut up.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait

- What? - Oh, God.

You're so lucky you can't see what's happening right now.

I am so impressed. I mean,

acting is so competitive.

What are you two dweebs talking about?

I was just telling Kim I booked a beer commercial.

- I'm moving to L.A. - Hey, good for you.

What do you do in the commercial?

Bottoms up.

- Wow. - Wow.

How could Jake leave us like this?

Jake was great, but he was just a receptionist.

- Maybe Murphy can do it. - No, Murphy...

is not doing it.

Sweetheart, our daughter is very smart.

- She can handle this. - You know I wish this were true,

but one of us needs to live in reality.

Jake was the first person people saw

when they walked through the door.

He was basically the face of our company.

Well, maybe Murphy can be the face of this company.

Oh, that's a great idea.

We both opened this place hoping it was gonna

help her get her life back on track,

but it has not worked,

and I am not gonna keep trying to fix Murphy when she...

- What, she's unable to be fixed? - Oh, you know that's not what I meant.

You don't think she can answer the phone?

- Can't we just not do this? - Hey, guys.

- Hey. - Uh, I just wanted to let you know

that the whole staff can hear you fighting.

- Great. - Thank you, Felix.

By the way, did you guys hear

that Jake's gonna be in a beer commercial?

Yeah, we did hear that. Thank you.

Oh, can we eat in your room? We can watch some TV in bed.

Yeah. Just give me one second.

Hey, Murph? Uh, you should eat something.

Mm-mm. Not right now.

Uh, I'm gonna give you guys privacy

so you can talk about your feelings

and, like, touch each other's boobs

or whatever you guys...

Just ignore her, please.

I'm gonna go hang with Tyson.

I should take Pretzel out.

No, let Murphy do it for once. It's her dog.

Come on, let's eat.

Okay. Hey, Murph?

Hi. Do you mind taking him out?

Come on, dingus.

So, do you want to go touch each other's boobs now?

- What? - Yeah?

Yeah.

Tyson, you here?

Go.

Go. Forward.

Come on.

What's wrong with you? Go.

Tyson?

Ty.

Oh, my God.

Oh, Tyson.

Oh, Tyson.

Help!

Help!

Help!

You sure it was him?

Yes, I felt his face.

Did they identify him yet?

Guys are looking into it now.

Is it gonna take them an hour to get here, too?

We had a busy night.

What was Tyson's last name?

Parker. Tyson Parker.

You know how old he was? Where he lived?

Fuller Park.

You know him?

Yeah. He grew up down the street from me.

So what were you doing in that alley?

Scoring drugs?

- No. We were friends. - Friends?

Yeah. They were really good friends.

They would talk while she smoked.

Anything else you can remember?

He was in a sleeping bag.