Out

Darling, just keep watching.

Something will happen.

-(DOG BARKS) Jim, no! Get back here.

Something magical.

-(DOG WHINING) (SIGHS) What'd you do? Come on.

Hey, Greg. Look what I found.

Hmm?

Remember this?

I remember you hated camping.

Think you might hang it someplace other than your sock drawer?

Once we're in the city, I'll hang it right out in the open.

-(KNOCKING ON DOOR) -I promise.

And if your mom and dad decide to visit?

Ha! That'll never happen.

Happy moving day!

It's them! They're here!

-(SIGHS) Greg... -What're they doing here?

I don't know, but you gotta go. I'll call you later, okay?

Tell them.

Greg! Honey? -(GASPS)

-(JIM WHINING) Coming!

-Hey! -I made your favorite.

Pizza casserole!

Yum. (KISSES)

-(TOY SQUEAKS) -Dad.

Hmm.

Your dad drove me down to help you finish packing.

So where should I start?

-Uh... -Kitchen! All righty then.

-(TOY SQUEAKS) -Oh, Jim. Who's a good girl?

-Who's my big girl? Uh-oh. -(TOY SQUEAKS)

Here you go.

-Just the kitchen, Mom. Yes, dear.

He thinks it's so easy.

Just look them in the eyes and say, "Mom, Dad, I'm..."

"This is my boyfriend, Manuel."

What is wrong with me?

You got it so good. I wish I had your life.

I wish I was a dog!

-(GROWLS AND BARKS) -(PANTING)

-(THUD) -(YELPS)

Oh, hey, hun, I was hoping we could...

-Okay, maybe later. -(THUD)

-Oh! -(WHINES)

Let's let the boys have some quality time, eh?

Huh?

You stay.

-(PAPER TEARING) -Oh!

Jim.

Casserole's done.

Okay, guess I'll keep it warm for ya, like I always do.

Oh, what's this? -(BARKS)

Don't you dare!

Jim!

Ugh!

-(CRASH) Jim!