The Cosby Show

DADDY!

I TOLD YOU

TO KNOCK FIRST.

I DIDN'T WANT TO WAKE YOU.

ARE YOU JUST COMING IN FROM A DATE?

NO.

WHAT TIME

IS IT?

6-5-5.

WELL, I'M SUPPOSED TO SLEEP UNTIL 7-0-0.

IT'S THE FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL.

FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL...

ALL RIGHT!

LET'S GET A MOVE ON!

I'M ALREADY DRESSED.

NO-

LET'S PUT ON SOMETHING

THAT'S MORE UNDERSTATED.

BUT I WANTED TO WEAR THIS!

YOU LOOK LIKE A FORTUNE TELLER.

WE'LL SAVE THIS LATER

FOR WHEN YOU GO TO THE PROM.

PUT ON SOMETHING IN YOUR ROOM.

TAKE OFF ALL THE JEWELRY.

BYE-BYE.

BYE-BYE.

CLAIR!

CLAIR!

CLAIR.

CLAIR, CLAIR, IT'S THE FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL!

IT'S THE FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL?!

FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL!

WE GET THE HOUSE BACK!

WE MADE IT THROUGH THE SUMMER

AND NOW ALL WE HAVE TO DO

IS GET THEM OUT OF THE HOUSE!

WE CAN GET THEM OUT IN TEN MINUTES!

WE CAN'T CHASE THEM OUT.

WE GOT TO GIVE THEM BREAKFAST FIRST!

WE FED THEM ALL SUMMER, DIDN'T WE?

I TELL

I WILL FIX BREAKFAST.

YOU GET THEM DRESSED.

NO, NO.

I WILL FIX BREAKFAST.

YOU GET THEM DRESSED.

NO! I KNOW WHY YOU WANT TO CHANGE IT AROUND.

BECAUSE YOU KNOW HOW DIFFICULT IT IS

TO GET A CHILD UP ON THE FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL.

I GOT THEM UP ON THE LAST DAY

OF SCHOOL.

ALL YOU SAID WAS, "LAST DAY OF SCHOOL"

AND CHILDREN NEXT DOOR WERE JUMPING OUT THE WINDOWS!

LAST DAY OF SCHOOL!

DENISE?

MM-HMM?

ARE YOU UP?

MM-HMM.

I'M NOT LEAVING

UNTIL I HEAR YOU SAY SOMETHING CLEARLY.

I'M UP!

YOU LIE!

NOW, CONSIDER THIS YOUR FIRST WARNING.

COME ON, DAD- I'M TIRED.

DENISE?

UH-HUH?

YOU'RE NOT IN THAT ROOM WITH SOMEBODY, ARE YOU?

VANESSA?

I'M UP.

PROVE IT TO ME!

COME IN.

ALL RIGHT!

WELL, NOW, LOOK AT WHO LOOKS SO BEAUTIFUL HERE!

THANK YOU.

I'VE BEEN UP 00.

SOMEWHERE ALONG THE SCHOOL YEAR

YOU'LL MAKE UP FOR IT.

DADDY?

YES, DEAR?

I'M DRESSED.

DAD, DO YOU KNOW

FOR EVERY CLASS IN JUNIOR HIGH

YOU HAVE TO GO TO A DIFFERENT ROOM?

DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT

BECAUSE IF YOU GET LOST

YOU CAN JUST ASK SOMEBODY.

DADDY, HOW'S THIS?

JUST LOVELY- KEEP IT MOVING.

DAD?

MM-HMM?

I'M NERVOUS.

WELL, FIRST DAY OF ANYTHING

PEOPLE ARE NERVOUS.

DON'T...

DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

DAD!

THERE YOU GO.

DENISE?

DENISE?

IT'S YOUR FATHER.

HI, DADDY.

WHO'S IN HERE?

I DON'T KNOW.

NOBODY'S IN THERE.

CAN YOU REMEMBER IF YOU'VE USED IT

OR IF YOU'RE WAITING TO USE IT?

I'M WAITING TO USE IT.

YOU BETTER WAKE UP

BECAUSE IF YOU MAKE A MISTAKE IN THERE

YOU COULD DROWN.

THEO, MY BOY!

AND NOW, INTO A ROOM

WHERE CLOTHES COME TO DIE.

IT'S ALIVE!

IT'S ALIVE!

MASTER, THE MONSTER'S ALIVE!

SON, COME ON!

WE GOT TO GET UP NOW.

FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL!

AND... HIT IT!

ALL RIGHT, I'M GOING TO COUNT TO THREE

AND IF YOU'RE NOT UP, I'M PULLING THE COVERS OFF.

ONE...

TWO...

THREE!

AHHH... THERE HE IS!

HE'S GETTING UP!

HE'S CRAWLING DOWN!

HE'S STOPPED!

HE'S INCHING FORWARD, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!

ONE OF THE BETTER CRAWLERS OF OUR TIME!

HIS SON IS UP!

UP!

COME ON, NOW.

YOU GOT TO GET UP, SON.

TEN MINUTES, DAD...

ARE YOU BEGGING?

FIVE.

NO, SON.

FOUR? THREE?

IS THIS AN AUCTION?

SON, YOU HAVE TO GET UP!

OH, COME ON, DAD-

I'M JUST COMING OFF VACATION.

VACATION?!

I THINK YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.

A VACATION, SON, IS SOMETHING YOU GET

WHEN YOU HAVE A JOB.

I'M NOT SAYING YOU DIDN'T WORK HARD THIS SUMMER

BECAUSE YOU DID.

I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYONE WORK HARDER AT BEGGING.

BEGGING FOR MONEY FOR PIZZA.

BEGGING TO STAY UP LATE TO CHASE GIRLS

WHO DIDN'T LOVE YOU.

SON...

YOU GET A CHANCE TO REST NOW.

YOU'RE GOING TO...

START SCHOOL!

LEARNING! THE MIND!

AREN'T YOU EXCITED?

YES.

GET EXCITED.

I'M EXCITED.

SAY YOU'RE EXCITED!

NOW, GET EXCITED!

I'M EXCITED!

STAND UP!

I'M EXCITED!

I'M EXCITED!

GOOD!

I'M UP!

GOOD MORNING, RUDY.

YOU'RE GOING TO BE A PRETTY FIRST GRADER!

THANK YOU.

I WROTE MY NAME.

"RUDY HUXTABLE."

DID ANYONE HELP YOU?

NO.

I WAS MARRIED FOR YEARS

BEFORE I COULD SPELL "HUXTABLE."

WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR BREAKFAST?

CEREAL.

CEREAL WHAT?

CEREAL...

AND BANANAS.

CEREAL, BANANAS, WHAT?

CEREAL, BANANAS...

AND MILK.

CEREAL, BANANAS, MILK...

WHAT?

CER...

IN A BOWL.

CEREAL, BANANAS, MILK IN A BOWL...

WHAT?

CEREAL, BANANAS, MILK IN A BOWL...

PLEASE?

YOU GOT IT!

WHAT KIND OF SANDWICH DO YOU WANT IN YOUR LUNCH?

I MADE IT.

YOU DRESSED YOURSELF AND MADE YOUR LUNCH.